Oh. No. He. Di’int.
Tom Hayes is going away for a whopping 14 years.
Things are pretty tense right now in NYC’s Billionaire Sorority, you guys.
Starring Twitter interim CEO Jack Dorsey as Mr. February.
Lay off, dad! I’m slowly building my multibillion dollar advertising play.!
Don’t make Larry angry…You won’t like the old man he impersonates when he’s angry.
Sure, let’s go with that.
It’s not you, it’s regulation.
Doug Whitman is on thin ice.
But it’s no big deal because California is full-up on tax revenue and not broke at all, thanks.
Who’s nosey now, New York State Department of Financial Services.
Wells Fargo, come on down.
So that’s a thing that happened.
We’re officially nominating Kate Upton for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Also his frat bro from Florida State refuses to believe the accusations of impropriety are true.
Apparently everyone is suddenly too good to associate with the site. And when they’re passing up fees, you know it’s serious.
Seriously guys, if you want this merger to work, stop forcing him into these terrible analogies.
John Macky knows what we’re talking about.
Listen up, because this literally applies to all of you.
Good luck with that, John.
Aaron Stein knows what we’re talking about.