A $531 million divorce judgment in a case that has riveted Britain appears poised to stand after the ex-wife of a hedge fund manager said she would not appeal the decision. In late November, a London high court judge ordered Chris Hohn, the hedge fund manager who founded the Children’s Investment Fund, to pay that sum, thought to be the largest divorce award in Britain. At the time, Jamie Cooper-Hohn, Mr. Hohn’s ex-wife, appeared to indicate through her lawyer at a hearing that she might seek more. [Dealbook]
We’ve laughed at the sophomoric exchanges between and among the upper echelons of one of the biggest industries in America. We’ve shaken our heads at the incredible self-regard of one A. Sorkin. We’ve been spared another James Franco turd. But the North Koreans have given us something more precious than all of the above combined: a further insight into the ways and means of Dan Loeb—and his unparalleled ability to strike fear into the hearts of those he targets. Read more »
A closed-end fund designed to profit from the end of the U.S.’s 53-year-long hissy-fit in Cuba’s direction—one with the enviable ticket symbol “CUBA,” no less—seems like a reasonable play following the president’s decision yesterday to normalize relations with our estranged neighbor. An energy-drink purveyor with less than $10,000 in sales last quarter that was trading for 1.59 cents on Tuesday afternoon, and absolutely no link whatsoever to certain islands 90 miles off the coast of Florida but which contains the magic four letters, in the correct order? Well, why haven’t you placed that buy order yet? Read more »
Wall Street undoubtedly doesn’t especially care how this particular piece of legislative sausage got made. You know, the one where a spending bill got rid of that irritating Dodd-Frank derivatives rule they’ve been trying to get rid of since the day it passed? As it turns out, no one else particularly cares, either. Read more »
Everyone at the House of Corbat is being asked to make sacrifices for the team this year, though some more than others. Read more »
Countrywide Whistle-Blower to Receive More Than $57 Million (Dealbook)
A former Countrywide Financial executive who became a whistle-blower is collecting more than $57 million for helping federal prosecutors force Bank of America to pay a record $16.65 billion penalty in connection with its role in churning out shoddy mortgage and related securities before the financial crisis. Edward O’Donnell reached an agreement last week with the government that enables him to collect part of the settlement that Bank of America agreed to pay in August in a deal with federal prosecutors and a number of state attorneys general, according to a court filing. The payment to Mr. O’Donnell arises from a federal civil lawsuit he filed under the False Claims Act earlier this year and which Preet Bharara, the United States attorney for Manhattan, joined and used as the basis for pressing Bank of America to reach a deal. “In my opinion, Edward O’Donnell is the person most responsible for bolstering the bank settlements and holding Wall Street accountable,” said David G. Wasinger, the lawyer for Mr. O’Donnell, who worked at Countrywide from 2003 to 2009.
Ackman Says Pershing ‘Meaningfully’ Built Fannie-Freddie Bet (Bloomberg)
Bill Ackman, founder of Pershing Square Capital Management, said he’s added “meaningfully” to his bets on U.S. mortgage companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in the past two weeks. His New York-based hedge fund firm is wagering that Congress or the courts will restore value to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac securities after the companies were seized by regulators in 2008. Securities in both plunged after a federal judge threw out a lawsuit on Sept. 30 that would have forced the government to share the companies’ profits with private investors. “The government cannot act outside the law,” Ackman said Wednesday in an interview on Bloomberg Television with Erik Schatzker and Stephanie Ruhle. “This is a decision that will never stand.”
BlackBerry Tries to Win Back Die-Hards With ‘Classic’ (Bloomberg)
BlackBerry Ltd. (BBRY) is going back to its roots with a keyboard-equipped phone that looks like the original “crackberrys” that made the Canadian smartphone maker a household name. The Classic smartphone, which features a qwerty keyboard, trackpad and call and hang-up buttons nestled below a touch screen, was debuted today by Chief Executive Officer John Chen at an event in New York. It restores features largely abandoned on BlackBerry devices last year with the introduction of a new operating system. “When I went to visit customers — and these are the CEOs of top banks in this town — a lot of them pulled out their BlackBerrys,” Chen said at the event. Chen said one financial executive told him: “Don’t mess around with this thing.”
Office Parties—Without the Awkwardness (WSJ)
Keep office parties short—“no more than 30 minutes or an hour,” says Ms. Roth. “You don’t want to distract them for too long, and if you’re serving any alcohol, you want to watch it and not have people get too drunk, because that could get awkward.”
Intercontinental Exchange Proposing Major Stock-Market Overhaul (WSJ)
In a draft letter being circulated among large banks and investment firms, ICE is proposing a trade-off between exchanges and brokers, according to people familiar with the matter. The NYSE would drop the fee for trading stocks at its exchanges to five cents per 100 shares from 30 cents per 100 shares. Banks, in exchange, would accept a rule known as “trade at” that would give more precedence to the stock exchanges, except for transactions involving large blocks of stock and retail investors. A trade-at rule would mandate that stock trades take place on exchanges unless private venues, such as dark pools, offered a significant price improvement. It would force a significant chunk of the estimated 40% of all stock trades that occur away from exchanges back onto exchanges.
Pot shop removes smoking Santa window painting (UPI)
A Los Angeles medical marijuana dispensary removed a pot-smoking Santa painting from its window following complaints from members of the public.
The Harbor House of Dank in San Pedro hired an artist last week to create window paintings including Santa Claus smoking a blunt and a snowman holding a prescription bottle. Pictures of the paintings were posted on Facebook, where they drew hundreds of complaints. Posts on the closed “Coastal San Pedro Neighborhood Watch” Facebook group criticized the paintings for being prominently displayed in an area frequented by children. The paintings were removed from the windows Tuesday. The store manager said he had the artist scrape them off the windows when he learned about the complaints from the public. The furor over the pot-smoking St. Nick may have caused further troubles for the Harbor House, as Los Angeles Councilman Joe Buscaino’s office said the business is operating illegally. Read more »
$$$ Johns Hopkins Sends ‘Welcome’ E-Mails to 294 Rejected Applicants [Bloomberg]