Oh. No. He. Di’int.
Apparently it’ll do wonders for your relationship, or something.
Zuckerberg tells Wall Street to chill; Petco IPO; Clinton & UBS; “A Vancouver man was taken into police custody after a standoff that featured the suspect serenading officers with a banjo”; and more.
Brace yourselves, would-be chartered financial analysts.
You say potato, Trump says “I’m worth $10 billion.”
Come with Elon if you want to live.
Firing Watch ’15: Barclays CEOs.
Plus: Puerto Rico, Vietnam, California pot, “Alabama man offering $10,000 to find him a girlfriend”; and more.
Just let him enjoy his good time for now.
Layoffs Watch ’15: HSBC Legal Department/ISIS Birmingham Cell
The next generation of people who want to treat maids poorly and sh*t on planes will enjoy this piece of literature!
KEY TAKEAWAYS: The more frequently you monitor your portfolio, the more likely you are to […]
This pair of Brown Harris Stevens messed with the wrong buyer!
The Donald is adamant that he’s not taking a cent from donors, but there’s a super-PAC in Colorado with everything but his name on it.
Cantor is loving those margins on Mary Jane.
Alexis Tsipras is waiting, Angela.
Sergey Aleynikov is now 2-for-2.
Would be nice if he was, but no.
It is unclear if Unicorn Capital Partners will rely on Leprechaun gold for funding.
She knows what she’s doing, you haters of love.
The future of Iceland looks bright, vending machines not so much. Greece, WHO KNOWS.