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As its name indicates, Deutsche Bank is not a Swiss bank. But it does have a Swiss banking unit, for the same reason every other bank has a subsidiary in a country home to fewer people than New York City, which is the reason why said country of eight million people living on top of mountains has exactly one notable industry: banking. Historically speaking, the kind of banking that means you might not have to pay taxes.

Of course, this sort of banking has run into some troubles, recently, not least of all from Deutsche Bank’s home country. And without Angela Merkel’s willingness to throw down á la François Hollande with Barack Obama, and frankly without much risk to itself, the Frankfurters aren’t putting up a fight. Read more »

Carl Icahn may have dashed his son’s hope of managing other peoples’ money by the beach in Miami, but he’s still a proud papa. In between telling a company that he thinks is so well run exactly how to run things, he notes that Tim Cook and the rest of Apple have young Brett Icahn to thank for having to read the 4,000-word missive. But Brett and his partner David Schechter aren’t just keeping his dad enjoyably busy in the sunset of his life: They’re also making him more money than he can possibly spend, even if he lives another 78 years. Read more »

Opening Bell: 10.10.14

Trading Activity Likely to Buoy Banks (WSJ)
The pickup in action was driven by signs of an improving U.S. economy, the European Central Bank’s push to stimulate growth and Scotland’s bid for independence. Choppier markets helped lift trading revenue for banks that had previously been leaning more heavily on lending and investment-banking deals to increase profits. Banks face an easy comparison from a year ago when trading volumes slumped amid uncertainty about when the Federal Reserve could move to raise rates. But trading “hasn’t been the albatross it had been in past quarters,” said Devin Ryan, an analyst with JMP Securities, referring specifically to the long slump in trading revenue in bonds, currencies and commodities.

Johnson Controls Fires Consultant After Affair With CEO (Bloomberg)
Johnson Controls Inc. (JCI) fired a consulting firm after learning that one of its principals had an extramarital affair with Chief Executive Officer Alex Molinaroli. Molinaroli, 55, told his family about his affair with Kristin Ihle, a 45-year-old psychologist, in late May, according to the transcript of a court hearing at which Ihle unsuccessfully sought a restraining order against the CEO’s estranged wife. Ihle’s Milwaukee company, which helps businesses with leader development and succession planning, had been working with auto supplier Johnson Controls for years, according the consulting firm’s website…On May 29, Molinaroli’s wife of 28 years, Patsy, 59, sent an e-mail to Ihle: “I will destroy you, your family, and business just as you have done to me,” according to the transcript of the hearing. Later that day, while her husband was absent, Patsy Molinaroli fired a .38 caliber pistol at least four times in their Brookfield, Wisconsin, home, according to the criminal complaint. She also smashed window panes, a Pac Man arcade game and a china cabinet, leaving holes consistent with an aluminum baseball bat found in the kitchen, according to the complaint.

Fuld Advises on Deal to Buy National Stock Exchange (WSJ)
A little-known company called OpenMatch Holdings LLC agreed to buy the 130-year-old National Stock Exchange in a deal in that was advised by former Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. CEO Richard Fuld, according to people familiar with the plans. The Jersey City, N.J.-based NSX, which is part-owned by the CBOE Stock Exchange, closed down at the end of May amid low trading activity. It handled roughly 13 million shares on its last day of operations, or about 0.2% of all U.S. stocks traded…Mr. Fuld, who was chief executive of Lehman Brothers when it collapsed in 2008, has played a role in the acquisition talks, the people said. Mr. Fuld’s firm, Matrix Advisors LLC, is advising OpenMatch on the deal.

Bill Ackman adds to Fannie, Freddie stakes (NYP)
Ackman has added to his Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bets since the stocks got clobbered by a federal court ruling last week, The Post has learned. Ackman’s Pershing Square hedge fund said it added to its 10 percent stakes in the two mortgage giants. Pershing Square quit reporting its Fannie and Freddie holdings earlier this year, so it’s unclear how big the stake has become. Uncle Sam owns 80 percent of both companies.

Noah’s Ark Theme Park Plans To Only Hire People Who Believe Biblical Flood Actually Happened (Reuters)
The developer of a Noah’s Ark-based theme park in Kentucky said on Wednesday he would fight for his religious rights after state officials warned he could lose millions in potential tax credits if he hires only people who believe in the biblical flood. Ark Encounter, which is slated to open in 2016 in Williamston, Kentucky, is not hiring anyone yet, but its parent company Answers in Genesis asks employees to sign a faith statement including a belief in creationism and the flood. State officials and Ark Encounter lawyers have exchanged letters in which the state threatened not to proceed with tax incentives for the park if there was discriminatory hiring practices, a state official confirmed on Wednesday. The letters between the parties came to light after the Louisville Courier-Journal and the Lexington Herald-Leader obtained them through open records requests. “We’re hoping the state takes a hard look at their position, and changes their position so it doesn’t go further than this,” Ark Encounter’s Executive President Mike Zovath told Reuters. Read more »

Write-Offs: 10.09.14

$$$ Edward Quince played an important but little understood role in crafting the government’s response to the deepening financial crisis in 2008. Who’s Edward Quince? It’s the online alter-ego former Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke used to trade a flurry of e-mails with colleagues as they raced to shore up the nation’s teetering banks. Six years after the crisis, the pseudonym only just emerged in a Washington courtroom on Wednesday during the trial over the government’s controversial bailout of AIG. [NYP]

$$$ Bill Gross had minor procedure on his face but “everything is OKAY” [Jennifer Ablan]

$$$ Carl Icahn Thinks Apple Should Buy Some Stock [BloombergView/Matt]

$$$ Icahn: “Andreessen screwed more people than Casanova” [CNBC]

$$$ Would-Be Burglar Covers Self In Tar To Avoid Being Seen, Is Seen Anyway: Cops [AP] Read more »

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It’s a swell time to be an investment banker at the House of Morgan. Bond traders at JP Morgan? Better luck next time. Read more »

  • 09 Oct 2014 at 2:33 PM

Take Cristina Kirchner’s Word For It

She may be running out of dollars, and the new civil code her party just rammed through may technically allow it to pay its debts in its increasingly worthless currency. But she promises you that Argentina would never do something so underhanded as that. Read more »

“I expect my second life at Janus Capital to be a simpler sequel to my life at Pimco,” Gross said in a conversation today with Janus’s Chief Executive Officer Dick Weil that was broadcast on the firm’s website. “I think we’re going to make for a good team, not just you and I but a lot of people coming together.” Gross, who had a bandaid under his right eye, said “it’s been a rough few weeks” since he decided to leave his former employer. [Bloomberg]

  • 09 Oct 2014 at 12:36 PM
  • Banks

President Obama Has A Question About The JPMorgan Cyberattack

Alas, there is no answer. Read more »