PartPuzzler

DealBreaker’s PartPuzzler 2007: Follically-Challenged Edition

If for some reason you're still suck at the office, phone it in till quitting time and enjoy a round of everyone's favorite DealBreaker game: PartPuzzler. Last week we asked you to match the mammaries to the billionairesses they belonged to, and now we have a new edition of PartPuzzler 2007. In this second segment, the category is Bald Men - or at least in the process of going bald. We want you all to figure out whose shiny head belongs to each of the following wealthy men who couldn't get Rogaine to work for them:

Henry Paulson Jon Corzine Lloyd Blankfein
James Simons Stephen Schwarzman Rupert Murdoch
Henry Kravis Stevie Cohen Dick Grasso

Post your answers or send them to tips at dealbreaker dot com.

Continue Reading »

DealBreaker’s PartPuzzler 2007: Billionairesses Edition

boobies 1.jpg What better way to celebrate summer (or at least the first day muggy enough for New Yorkers to complain about where spring went) than with the emergence of only slightly obstructed ladyparts? Now that winter coats have been shed and even the most melanin deficient specimens have been reversed bleached a bit, DealBreaker presents the first installment of our new PartPuzzler feature.

Over the next several weeks, the crack DealBreaker field & graphics team (the stream guys went on strike) will be compiling imagery of the most important anatomical features (and accessories that adorn them) of the financial world – the most bulging (er…brackets?) bulges, the loveliest pantsuits, the most aggressively holstered Blackberries...

The first PartPuzzler segment is a good old fashioned game of “Misaligned Mammaries” (“Whose Boobs?” to the layperson), courtesy of our new Senior Functioning Mammary Gland Research Analyst (ie – intern), Scott Bressler, who has had the arduous task of staring at baby feeders for the past two days. The category is Billionaire Heiresses, or “Billionairesses,” as we like to call them. After the jump there are twelve pairs of extremely valuable steamed milk dispensers – your job is to match them with one of the Billionairesses listed below. To throw you off the trail, one of the semi and sometimes artificially busty beauties is pictured twice.

Post your answers or send them to tips at dealbreaker dot com. We’re still figuring out a prize for the first set of correct answers, but rest assured there will be one (probably…).

Continue Reading »