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Entry: He Could Be ANYWHERE
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 18, 2008 10:30AM
Come on... where is Mr. Israel going to get a flux capacitor let alone 1.21 jigowatts in this bear market?
Entry: He Could Be ANYWHERE
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 18, 2008 10:31AM
Come on... where is Mr. Israel going to get a flux capacitor let alone 1.21 jigowatts in this bear market?
Entry: He Could Be ANYWHERE
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 18, 2008 10:34AM
Sorry about the double post... I actually put the 10:31 post up first and like it so much I went back in time and posted it again at 10:30.
Entry: He Could Be ANYWHERE
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 18, 2008 10:47AM
I was actually fortunate enough to be the sole beneficiary of the will written on Christopher Lloyd's acting career.
Entry: He Could Be ANYWHERE
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 18, 2008 1:47PM
I'm thinking Isreal is Biff. He took the stock price almanac back in time and has been Warren Buffett the whole time...
Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: Wachovia
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 18, 2008 2:13PM
Shoot... at 8% he's USING his 10 foot pole...
Entry: Opening Bell: 6.19.08
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 19, 2008 8:55AM
It's really sad that I get disappointed when I see Israel and Hamas have reached a truce agreement when the whole reason I clicked on the Israel link in the first place was because I was hoping to get some new info on that egret loving fundie...
Entry: Who Stands Out In A Bad Way At CNBC?
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 19, 2008 9:13AM
Agreed, She is cute. However I wonder how long it takes her to get to the trading floor from The Shire... Look at her next to Mark.
Entry: Morgan Stanley Rogue Trader Lost $120 Million
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 20, 2008 9:36AM
MS heard of Piper's lofty ambitions to be a Central Park dog walker and were kind enough to put him on the accelerated trader program. Who says these banks aren't looking out for the little guys?
Entry: Morgan Stanley Rogue Trader Lost $120 Million
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 20, 2008 10:02AM
Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pilla!
Entry: Opening Bell: 6.20.08
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 20, 2008 10:16AM
No. There WAS nothing wrong with my name... Until that no talent ass clown started winning Grammy's!
Entry: Write-Offs: 06.20.08
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 23, 2008 9:34AM
God know's my girlfriend won't...
Entry: Egg-Fearing BoA Interns Compete In McMuffin "Challenge"
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 24, 2008 9:45AM
Indeed a late entry, but I had a stroke of genius last night for the contest. It incorporates speed, agility, endurance, and cunning. We have an old fashion drink off, like in Marion's bar in the first Indian Jones. Except instead of liquor, we use coffee creamers. The ones in the little cups. I've done my research and have found that a gallon's equivalent is about 120 cups, and a box of 50 cups is about $4.00. Hour time limit. Any takers?
Entry: Caption Contest Thursday
posted by ArtVandelay
Jul 03, 2008 11:17AM
"Mr. Holland look-a-like finally arrested for conducting one hell of a Hedgie Opus."
Entry: Putting Your Interns To Work
posted by ArtVandelay
Jun 18, 2008 9:31AM
The intern SBUX run time trials. Throw in a couple obstacles i.e. 10 coffees using 2 trays or 6 coffees using no trays add a dash of no elevator usage and we may have a nice little dish here. Be warned the East German judge is still notorious for giving low scores due to loss of coffee...