Becky Boot Fan's Profile
- I was born on probation in 1971, and then again a week later. The youngest of 5 boys, I earned my way through college by selling naked caricatures of local politicians that I whittled out of drift wood.
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Entry: A Reminder From Steve Cohen
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 10, 2009 2:16PM
HE'S THE WIZ...AND NOOOOOOOOBODY BEATS HIM!!!
Entry: Severance Babies' Steak Dinners About To Run Out
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 10, 2009 2:46PM
Shitheels galore! "No thanks! No job for me...I've got severance!"
Entry: Severance Babies' Steak Dinners About To Run Out
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 10, 2009 3:23PM
"You know Paul, just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and pull a stunt like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!"
Entry: Buy Donald Trump's Prehistoric Aircraft
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 10, 2009 3:49PM
@5, and a pair of MC Hammer pants to sweeten the deal.
Entry: Hedge Fund May Have Hired Prostitutes But They Were Highly Qualified Prostitutes
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 11, 2009 8:58AM
It's moving...and I like it, Bess.
Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager May Have Also Tried To Kill Uppity Member Of Staff
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 11, 2009 11:27AM
Bigger Bitch Contest: Wimmer vs. Mancision
Duking it out in lingerie...match to be officiated by the hot prostie, Malagina.
Entry: Goldman Sachs Stiffs Kittens
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 12, 2009 12:12PM
Lloyd should adopt one and hold it for all photo ops, ala Dr. Evil & Mr. Bigglesworth.
Entry: Goldman Sachs Does Fast Damage Control On Cat Story-- What Else Can We Get Them To Do?
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 12, 2009 2:08PM
@13, 11...or www.dicktowel.com
Entry: Warren Buffett Makes Pit-Stop At God's Workshop, Offers Pick Me Up
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 12, 2009 2:14PM
Bess...with posts like these. You turn us faithful into your willing and obidient man-whores.
Entry: An Additional Message From Steve Cohen (Demo Included)
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 12, 2009 4:04PM
He is like King Arthur, and she is like the Lady of the 13th Hole Water Hazard.
...strange women, lying in ponds distributing golf clubs, is no basis for a legitimate business plan!
-a bloody peasant
Entry: Did Charlie Gasparino Bring Wall Street To The Brink?
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 13, 2009 11:21AM
@33...thought you were Amada Drury at first.
Ligs end brists awl daey!
Entry: Goldman Sachs Officially Cancels Christmas This Year
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 13, 2009 11:29AM
@13...you muh-muh-muh-maek me happae!!
Entry: Cleave Wars: Bloomberg Goes Public With New Strategy To Corner Business TV Market
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 13, 2009 3:22PM
One can only imagine what Amanda Drury has to say about these tawdry developments...
Entry: What Should Maria Bartiromo's Dealbreaker Column Be About?
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 13, 2009 4:11PM
Title suggestions...
"All Up In and All Over My Face with Maria Bartiromo"
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 19, 2009 11:22AM
I drink your..........MILKSHAKE!
**shluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!!**
I DRINK IT UP!!
Entry: Ratings Agencies To Australia: F-You
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 19, 2009 1:37PM
Naehry a mintion of ligs er brists!?
-Amanda Drury Accent Fan
Entry: Tim Geithner Will Not Be Showing Himself Out
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 19, 2009 1:47PM
I've examined my motives. TaxChick talking about nipple twisting and stiletto heels make it move.
Entry: Do Wall Street Executives "Defecate In Their Pants" When Andrew Ross Sorkin Calls Them
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 19, 2009 3:50PM
I would liken the correcting of the rare typo in Bess's work to poking a hungry leopard with a short stick.
Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 20, 2009 10:38AM
@23...but the gimp is sleeping.
Entry: Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl Sues Over Being Taken To Strip Clubs, Dumb Blonde Jokes
posted by Becky Boot Fan
Nov 10, 2009 10:24AM
@10, classic Airplane line. Thanks, Johnny.