CNote's Profile
Comments
Entry: Credit Suisse Sued, Brokers Called Corrupt
posted by CNote
Aug 07, 2008 3:51PM
CRIPPLEFIGHT!!!!!!!
Entry: UBS Will Pay $19.4 Billion To Avoid Cuomo Ass ReamingTM
posted by CNote
Aug 08, 2008 9:38AM
@9:33
You suck at life
Entry: Write-Offs: 08.08.08
posted by CNote
Aug 11, 2008 8:49AM
@8 - at least they didn't surrender 20 meters into the race. That's a first for them...
Maybe someone put soap in the water.
Entry: Q&A on WTF Is Going on with Russia And Georgia, Part I: Who Started It?
posted by CNote
Aug 11, 2008 1:54PM
"A good question. To use a political science term, the proximate -- the immediate"
That's exclusively a political science term?
Who is this chick - Harry from Dumb & Dumber? "I specialize in Canines. DOGS, to the layperson"
Entry: Thinking About Seeking Employment At Merrill? Think Again!
posted by CNote
Aug 13, 2008 10:35AM
Anyone over there at Merrill know much about these "Compooter" things to hit Alt-Print Scrn?
Then you can just send that image over the interwebs and people can see it way better than if you just take your 1985 Polaroid Instamatic and snap a pick.
Entry: Thinking About Seeking Employment At Merrill? Think Again!
posted by CNote
Aug 13, 2008 10:51AM
@6. Good point, see takeareport.com...
Entry: This Is Serious
posted by CNote
Aug 25, 2008 4:25PM
@13
You spank it to Ben Affleck in Boiler Room. Go ahead, admit it. We all know already.
Entry: Citi Will Return To Profitability One Chafed Ass At A Time
posted by CNote
Aug 28, 2008 2:15PM
Why not cut out TP alltogether? Worked well for Merrell...
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2008/01/like_feces_throwing_monkeys_me.php
Entry: Citi Will Return To Profitability One Chafed Ass At A Time
posted by CNote
Aug 28, 2008 2:17PM
...or "Merrill" as it were...
I suck at life
Entry: Merrill Having Trouble Convincing People To Shell Out Top Dollar For Asbestos-Like Assets
posted by CNote
Sep 04, 2008 10:01AM
So, essentially, Merrill's that crackhead on the corner.
"Just give me $5! No - $3!, come on mannnnnnn.... I'll ____ your ____!. A dollar, that's all I need man, come on! I just need a little to get me through today."
Entry: Merrill Downgrades Lehman From "Neutral" To "WTF"
posted by CNote
Sep 11, 2008 11:20AM
Fantastic headline.
Entry: Lehman Brothers Taps Commercial Paper Market
posted by CNote
Sep 11, 2008 1:51PM
the ladder? really?
I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul
Entry: With A Bow On Top
posted by CNote
Sep 11, 2008 3:50PM
A little hypersentive and sanctimonious, if you ask me. (No one asked, but eff it.)
Bess's comment is clearly satire, as, realistically, Maria Bartiromo's birthdate ISN'T historically significant. So to try an draw a correlation between a satirical, insignficant event, and a tragic, extremely significant event, just as justification for some kind of manufactured moral outrage, is insincere and fraudulent.
That the "It's 9-11, I have to pay homage to that date in everything I do today" thought isn't in the constantly forefront of someone's mind just speaks to their own mindset. It has nothing to do with how they feel about what happened, or how they respect the "sanctity" of the memory of the event.
Some of you may be spending the day entranced in rememberance and/or mourning, others have other ways of recognizing what happened. They're not being "disrespectful" to it, or you, in any way.
Be honest - do any of you really believe that the post was actually implying that Maria Bartiromo's birthday is more historically significant than the September 11th attacks?
Entry: Uncertainty About Today's Fed Meeting
posted by CNote
Sep 16, 2008 10:04AM
That's me with the "Raise Rates" vote.
I'm hoping a conversation takes place that goes like this: "Raise the rates? Did you ride the short bus in today? If you can find me even ONE person thinks it's a good idea, we'll do it."
Entry: Caption Contest Wednesday: Treasury Porn
posted by CNote
Sep 17, 2008 2:46PM
Which one is Fuld? That slimy thing with the odor issues that's gasping for air, hoping it survives for the next 10 minutes before being cut to pieces? Or the fish?
Entry: Caption Contest Wednesday: Treasury Porn
posted by CNote
Sep 17, 2008 2:48PM
Dammit. Paulson, not Fuld.
I suck.
Entry: Buttcrack of Dawn: The DealBreaker Unattributed Photo Hour
posted by CNote
Sep 30, 2008 9:21AM
I'd rather you had left it broken, and I could have lived in denial for 2 minutes longer.
Entry: Turmoil At Merrill Lynch Over BlackRock Auction Rate Securities
posted by CNote
Aug 06, 2008 12:04PM
waking up at 10:00 next to a 6'5" mini-skirt clad person called "Divine" with an empty bottle of Wild Turkey does not qualify as "Technical Difficulties"