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Entry: Say It To His Face
posted by Cantillon
Dec 15, 2008 12:06PM
"It's a proprietary strategy. I can't go into it in great detail."
and
“It’s all just one big lie”
Entry: Say It To His Face
posted by Cantillon
Dec 18, 2008 1:40PM
The best ones are from Bernie:
“The strategy is the strategy and the returns are the returns.”
And telling the cops: “It’s all just one big lie”
Entry: Say It To His Face
posted by Cantillon
Dec 18, 2008 2:06PM
The best ones are from Bernie:
“The strategy is the strategy and the returns are the returns.”
And telling the cops: “It’s all just one big lie”
Entry: It's Better In The Ukraine
posted by Cantillon
Dec 22, 2008 3:22PM
They're doing it wrong. You're supposed to blame it all on Russia's security services for secretly poisoning the Ukrainian economy.
Entry: It's Better In The Ukraine
posted by Cantillon
Dec 22, 2008 3:27PM
They're doing it wrong. You're supposed to blame it all on Russia's security services for secretly poisoning the Ukrainian economy.
Entry: Opening Bell: 12.24.08
posted by Cantillon
Dec 24, 2008 11:14AM
Nice of Cox to admit banning short selling for financials was a horrible idea.
Nice to reveal he was getting pressure from the Balds.
Not good--basically admitting he had no balls. Way to stick to your principles Coxy.
Oh and Leavitt, STFU you fucking hypocrite.
Markets Clear, peace.
Entry: Sitting Shiva In FL
posted by Cantillon
Jan 07, 2009 10:28AM
"It's like a member of the family has died, and its name is Money."
It's a good thing this article didn't reinforce any stereotypes about a particular ethnic group.
posted by Cantillon
Jan 09, 2009 1:38PM
So...what's going on with Francis Levy? A rather curious hair combo. Sort of Otto Von Bismark-y, except he looks like a burn victim with everything glued on. Weirder and weirder, this whole thing.
Entry: A Different Fate For Bernie?
posted by Cantillon
Jan 15, 2009 12:04PM
The Damned Soul of Joe Kennedy likes your thinking.
Entry: The Bear (Rug)
posted by Cantillon
Jan 15, 2009 12:08PM
Military conquest requires a military capable of something more than minor regional engagements. Like slaughtering some Chechnyans or smacking down Georgia's half-assed army.
Russia's military is a joke.
Entry: Steve Cohen Dominating Toilet Bowl
posted by Cantillon
Jan 20, 2009 11:09AM
Stevie Cohen has a message for you Ruskie fucks: not in our house! Or...your house. Now please resume murdering each other.
He who dies with the most pipes directing solid human waste (and hormone syringes) to a suitable treatment facility wins.
Entry: Dear Perry People
posted by Cantillon
Jan 21, 2009 10:23AM
Well, I'm glad we cleared that up.
So, what are the new maxims, and why are those true?
Here's one: we are fucking fucked. Why? Because no one learned a thing.
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.21.09
posted by Cantillon
Jan 21, 2009 6:36PM
I hope CNBC laughed in Maria's face when she suggested Fox might be interested. Murdoch will euthanize FBC soon enough. Maria has nowhere to go except Bloomberg and they aren't paying for some used up hag.
Entry: Citigroup Grounded?
posted by Cantillon
Jan 27, 2009 10:11AM
So does this mean Obama will stop wasting taxpayer money redecorating Air Farce One? Or would that be too consistent?
Entry: Bernie: Bubba Or Boca?
posted by Cantillon
Mar 11, 2009 2:28PM
A Ken Lay scenario seems more than likely. He's too slick. I vote "cancer".
Entry: Say It To His Face
posted by Cantillon
Dec 15, 2008 12:00PM
In his own words (from the Barron's and MAR/Hedge articles on Madoff):
“I’m not interested in educating the world
on our strategy, and I won’t get into the nuances of how we manage risk.”
“The strategy is the strategy and the returns are the returns.”
"If you invest with me, you must never tell anyone that you're invested with me. It's no one's business what goes on here."
"Whoever tried to reverse-engineer, he didn't do a good job. If he did, these numbers would not be unusual."