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Entry: Atrocities Confirmed

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Apr 03, 2008 7:16PM

Carney, do your thing. A parched trader is a crappy trader.

I think they switched from drinking soda to crude.

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Entry: Sacrilege

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Apr 05, 2008 3:23PM

Funny thread this, FatStockTipGuy is a heartless heathen and his nethers are parched in a Sahara fashion. I don't like him. Although long puts on these vices might be ultimately redeeming in an omnipresent, karma-equalling sort of way.

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Entry: Counterpoint: The World is Coming to an End. We, However, Just MIGHT Be Able To Save You.

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Apr 07, 2008 6:03PM

Lloyd rubs his sack in a barrel of crude every morning. Then he eats a bagel with smeared dead BSC employees and small puppies.

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Entry: "I Don't Have A Job"-- Your New Excuse For Not Putting Out?

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Apr 08, 2008 8:14PM

Long position on hand lotion...hahaha

Some of the best times are had after the worst; so I would recommend to all the BSC remnants out there to buy a bottle, maybe some party favors, go get hammered, and find some 'gina. Short-sell hookers.

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Entry: Mistress Sought

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Apr 09, 2008 6:20PM

Let's see...blond, hates Citi, says she loves being an analyst...Meredith if you're reading this...My place, Scotch, some banged up knees for you, and a whole lotta memories.

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Entry: Sausages and Laws

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Apr 10, 2008 6:19PM

I think Random Banker should read Atlas Shrugged.


"I will tell you who the true dead beats are my friend, they are the so called "self made men" who sit idly by while the countrymen and country that gave them their wealth struggle."

How can a person be self-made and at the same time be given their wealth by their country? Wow...just, wow.

Stupid fucking liberal making people who have earned their wealth feel guilty about it. You suck donkey balls, Random Banker. The real hero is the American worker who gets up every morning and makes a living, not the ingrate that complains about obstacles and becomes a product of their environment. The real hero is the person who produces their environment. Chew on that you socialist moron.

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Entry: Meet The Junk Bond Of Your Dreams Tonight

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Jun 09, 2008 4:33PM

Any pearl-wearing fashion chicks going? All that talk last week about pearls has me absolutely RANDY for some country club biddies.

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Entry: The Bear Stearns Name Lives On...At Least On The Lacrosse Field!

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Jun 09, 2008 5:43PM

Is the Bear team using second-hand equipment? What, too soon?

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Entry: Spitzer Hits Up Union Dominated Pension Funds For Vulture Fund

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Jun 10, 2008 4:05PM

Can I buy shares in distressed hooker assets? Or maybe Collateralized Blowjob Obligations?

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Entry: Dick Fuld: Eroded Investor Confidence? Diluted Shareholder Value? Constant Harping On What We're Doing Wrong By That Twit, David Einhorn? No Biggie. Ugly Green Suit? GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE.

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Jun 10, 2008 4:48PM

TGFD, your skank comment is a vapid, desperate attempt at getting people to react to you. Please come up with a cogent point.

Delaware blows, so does talking about your money and "clubs" on an online message board.

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Entry: Bartiromo on Barack

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Jun 10, 2008 6:32PM

Bartiromo and the CNBC need to get on the McCain train FAST. BHO will bankrupt this country with his socialist garbage. All you need to know is BHO's hot air during the debate moderated by Charlie Gibson of ABC. Obama doesn't understand basic economics; anytime you hear a politician talk about fairness, run screaming from that Marxist.

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Entry: Bartiromo on Barack

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Jun 12, 2008 12:51PM

Hey TGFD, does putting down random women you've never met on a message board make you feel good? Because it sure makes you look pathetic.

If you think Main St. is much better than Wall St., go hang out in that thriving metropolis of Dover, DE or whatever ass-fuck city you're from and stop posting. As a Floridian, I have great respect for Wall Streeters and Manhattanites, so cheers to all you guys and TGFD can go play with his old, shriveled appendages.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by Capitalist Infidel

Jun 24, 2008 7:04PM

Oh God, Guido season is upon us. So fucking funny to make fun of those dudes.

@ 6:33 - this guy is a complete douche; you're completely right that he should just cold call. It really isn't that bad that some d-bag has to go out there without dignity. Or maybe he's just that big of a d-bag. Short dignity and long this guy serving burritos at Chipotle in brown-face in t-minus 2 weeks.