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Entry: Opening Bell: 6.26.08
posted by Capt Obvious
Jun 26, 2008 8:41AM
like a drunken Barbarians at the Gate -- color me excited
Entry: Opening Bell: 6.26.08
posted by Capt Obvious
Jun 26, 2008 9:20AM
best case scenario -- they start filling bud bottles w. tennessee whiskey -- sweet, sweet whiskey
Entry: Goldman Downgrades Citi, Merrill, Mediocre Liberal Arts School
posted by Capt Obvious
Jun 26, 2008 11:09AM
fuck williams and fuck harvard
Entry: Goldman Downgrades Citi, Merrill, Mediocre Liberal Arts School
posted by Capt Obvious
Jun 26, 2008 11:12AM
"Conviction sell on the purple cow." is reference towards Williams
Entry: Bonus Watch '08: Citi
posted by Capt Obvious
Jun 27, 2008 1:02PM
teachers also have time in the summer to find ways to supplement income .. their jobs also reward the soul (compensation in itself).. christ I'm depressed now .. wall street has jumped the shark
Entry: Where Wall Street Summers
posted by Capt Obvious
Jun 30, 2008 10:53AM
I summer in Benson Hearst
Entry: Irresponsible Rumor Mongering About LEH
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 10, 2008 11:25AM
pimco pulled out .. and then gave leh the chicken cutlet
Entry: Irresponsible Rumor Mongering About LEH
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 10, 2008 11:43AM
@1140 - hahahahah
"now watch me dooooooooooooooooo"
@11:38 - I actually find LEH people to be on the more pleasant side compared w. most of their peers - just saying
Entry: Irresponsible Rumor Mongering About LEH
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 10, 2008 1:08PM
Fuld gets the boot first .. or falls on the sword
Entry: PIMCO's Bill Gross: The Fed Will Keep Lehman Afloat
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 10, 2008 2:26PM
Gross's face haunts my nightmares
Entry: PIMCO's Bill Gross: The Fed Will Keep Lehman Afloat
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 10, 2008 2:57PM
@ 2:40 & 2:45 - the Fed made their bed w. this - now they (and the American taxpayer) must lay in it - what a joke -can I get my Etrade acct. classified as a BD so I can levy up my portfolio and speculate on currency futures
Entry: Dick Bove Joins The Evil Short Seller Pile-On
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 11, 2008 2:24PM
wait a minute ... IS THAT BESS!!!!!!!
Entry: Shocker: Erin Callan to Leave Pity Post at Lehman
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 15, 2008 3:19PM
Erin Callan needs to merge w. a legless girl to survive
Entry: CNBC: Greg Flemming Is "Wall Street's Cinderella"
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 24, 2008 2:55PM
Fuld is Cruella Deville
Entry: Update: WaMu Responds To Gimme Credit Fire Call
posted by Capt Obvious
Jul 24, 2008 6:00PM
Gimmie Credit needs to merge with Drexel Burham to survive
Entry: How Can We Get Back To Here?
posted by Capt Obvious
Aug 07, 2008 1:05PM
adolescent John Thain needs to merge w. John Layfield to survive .. seriously though .. very wrestling centric today
Entry: How Can We Get Back To Here?
posted by Capt Obvious
Aug 07, 2008 1:19PM
@ 11 .. can I pass .. yeah .. I think i'll pass .. douche
Entry: Where Did All The Financial Shake Shackers Go?
posted by Capt Obvious
Aug 07, 2008 4:08PM
how did that kid do in the burger challenge? did he shart his pants??
Entry: DealBreaker Tips: Springing New Leaks Everyday
posted by Capt Obvious
Jun 24, 2008 12:17PM
from Essex County AND a NESCAC grad .. be still my heart