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Seth Tobias Not Killed by a Tiger

from bloggingstocks.com:

The Seth Tobias affair: Hedge funds, gay bars, cocaine, drowning and a lucrative will

Posted Dec 4th 2007 11:15AM by Peter Cohan
Filed under: American Express (AXP), Goldman Sachs Group (GS)

The New York Times reports that former hedge fund manager and CNBC commentator Seth Tobias left quite a lurid tale before he allegedly drowned in his Jupiter, FL., pool in September. Tobias’ wife has been accused of murdering her husband, while his brothers are the beneficiaries of a disputed will.

Before getting into the details, this story has a distant connection to BloggingStocks. After all, blogger and Mad Money Host Jim Cramer was Seth Tobias’ boss at Goldman Sachs (NYSE: GS). As Cramer said: “I don’t understand why this hasn’t ended up on CSI: Miami yet.”

Here are the key details:

Hedge fund and CNBC host. Tobias ran a $300 million hedge fund called Circle T out of offices near Palm Beach’s Breaker’s Hotel and was a commentator on CNBC’s Kudlow & Company — hosted by Larry Kudlow, a former cocaine addict and partner of Cramer’s on CNBC who would be a good fit alongside Fox’s Bill O’Reilly.
Gay bar. Tobias was known to frequent a gay bar called Cupids in West Palm Beach where he met a go-go dancer named Tiger who “is blond and covered with tattoos that look like stripes.”
Big spender. Tobias made, and spent, millions of dollars a year. Outstanding expenses at the time of his death included $52,532 on his American Express (NYSE: AXP) Centurion Black Card, and his mortgage payment for one of his homes was $35,000 a month.
War over will. Tobias’ brothers are the beneficiaries of his will and have accused Tobias’ wife of one year — Filomena Tobias, who was seeking a divorce alleging Tobias had “an adulterous affair” and that he “gambled away tens of thousands of dollars and used other funds on illicit habits” — of luring Tobias to take cocaine, and then dive into the family swimming pool. At the pool police found a Ziploc bag with a white powdery substance and a small baggie and a straw, as well as two empty plastic prescription bottles.
Wife’s confession? Tobias’ wife reportedly confessed to murdering her husband, according to a tape from Bill Ash, a former Tobias assistant, who has been arrested at least 11 times on charges ranging from larceny to prostitution.
There may be a writer’s strike on, but it looks to me like this story could write itself into a great movie.

Peter Cohan is President of Peter S. Cohan & Associates. He also teaches management at Babson College and edits The Cohan Letter. He has no financial interest in American Express and Goldman Sachs securities.

Comments

Entry: Madoff Boys Guilty

posted by Cincinnatus C

Dec 30, 2008 12:32PM

someone should photochop a picture of the madoff brothers holding a fish w/brian hunter.

Entry: Madoff Boys Guilty

posted by Cincinnatus C

Dec 30, 2008 12:32PM

someone should photochop a picture of the madoff brothers holding a fish w/brian hunter.

Entry: Madoff Boys Guilty

posted by Cincinnatus C

Dec 30, 2008 12:35PM

i wonder if the madoff brothers ever fished w/the Rales brothers? (danaher corp is named for some river in montana)

Entry: Madoff Boys Guilty

posted by Cincinnatus C

Dec 30, 2008 12:35PM

i wonder if the madoff brothers ever fished w/the Rales brothers? (danaher corp is named for some river in montana)

Entry: People Moves

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 28, 2009 11:57AM

ed kirschner used to be the Chief Strategist at PaineWebber when I interned there. He would always end his daily notes w/some crazy logic tests/etc...the type of question you'd expect to see on a law school test.

anyone remember arthur cashin? cashin's comments over the squawkbox? whatever happened to that guy?

Entry: People Moves

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 28, 2009 11:58AM

ed kirschner used to be the Chief Strategist at PaineWebber when I interned there. He would always end his daily notes w/some crazy logic tests/etc...the type of question you'd expect to see on a law school test.

anyone remember arthur cashin? cashin's comments over the squawkbox? whatever happened to that guy?

Entry: Would Be Bankers Dumber, Lazier

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 28, 2009 12:25PM

#3 made me lol.

i passed level III in 2001. that year's test was unreal. they bumped up the pass rate to 82%.

Entry: Would Be Bankers Dumber, Lazier

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 28, 2009 12:25PM

#3 made me lol.

i passed level III in 2001. that year's test was unreal. they bumped up the pass rate to 82%.

Entry: Would Be Bankers Dumber, Lazier

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 29, 2009 9:37AM

the CFA has helped me do better work, and save time not having to learn concepts related to models i was later expected to build. no question the CFA helped there. even Level I helped me put out a better work product while studying..before i took the exam.

it hasn't done shi* for my career though cuz i followed the wrong path from the get-go. then again, i also screwed myself by refusing some good offers (one PE and one prime brokerage HF) just cuz of salary issues. I was SO short-sighted it makes me want to commit suicide and take the "too short, didn't read" guy out w/me.

Entry: Would Be Bankers Dumber, Lazier

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 29, 2009 9:38AM

the CFA has helped me do better work, and save time not having to learn concepts related to models i was later expected to build. no question the CFA helped there. even Level I helped me put out a better work product while studying..before i took the exam.

it hasn't done shi* for my career though cuz i followed the wrong path from the get-go. then again, i also screwed myself by refusing some good offers (one PE and one prime brokerage HF) just cuz of salary issues. I was SO short-sighted it makes me want to commit suicide and take the "too short, didn't read" guy out w/me.

Entry: UBS Mushrooms Investment Bankers?

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 30, 2009 4:52PM

EP - your writing style has become more tongue-in-cheek and incorporates more funny, kind of esoteric references..like the sitskrieg thing from WW II.

is bess shadow-writing for you? if not, good job!

Entry: UBS Mushrooms Investment Bankers?

posted by Cincinnatus C

Jan 30, 2009 4:53PM

EP - your writing style has become more tongue-in-cheek and incorporates more funny, kind of esoteric references..like the sitskrieg thing from WW II.

is bess shadow-writing for you? if not, good job!

Entry: Erin Callan's Leave Of Absence

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 04, 2009 5:38PM

actually i was kind of curious to read the Rehab lyrics.

and Phish sucks, except for Suzie Greenberg.

and TGFD's post just confirmed what I long suspected - that he sucks.

and i cry at my desk all the time.

Entry: Erin Callan's Leave Of Absence

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 04, 2009 5:39PM

actually i was kind of curious to read the Rehab lyrics.

and Phish sucks, except for Suzie Greenberg.

and TGFD's post just confirmed what I long suspected - that he sucks.

and i cry at my desk all the time.

Entry: Let's Throw Him In Prison!

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 16, 2009 4:20PM

#33: it depends on if you express it percentage terms or in basis points. he wasn't necessarily wrong.

Entry: Let's Throw Him In Prison!

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 16, 2009 4:21PM

#33: it depends on if you express it percentage terms or in basis points. he wasn't necessarily wrong.

Entry: Hibernation Might Be A Good Option

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 18, 2009 9:29AM

that's not blubber. Putin's built like a freight train. he could snap obama's neck like a twig in a heartbeat...

i can just imagine some sniveling eastern bloc puppet president in a meeting with him...they must literally fear for their lives...

Entry: Hibernation Might Be A Good Option

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 18, 2009 9:29AM

that's not blubber. Putin's built like a freight train. he could snap obama's neck like a twig in a heartbeat...

i can just imagine some sniveling eastern bloc puppet president in a meeting with him...they must literally fear for their lives...

Entry: Hibernation Might Be A Good Option

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 18, 2009 9:32AM

#10 and #14...thanks for the laughs..those were good...

Entry: Bové Shows Ladenburg Who's Boss

posted by Cincinnatus C

Feb 18, 2009 9:37AM

that's weird to leave a company just b/c of principle. companies settle in cases with no merit all the time just to cap their risk. big deal.