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Entry: One More Question For Jon Finger To Ask To Ken Lewis
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 05, 2009 10:43AM
Greg,
Seriously. I'll spare you the public literary ignominy, if you tell the DB audience what's up w/ the hidden comments??? It sucks.
Entry: The Tax Man Is Looking For A New Target And This Time It's VC
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 05, 2009 2:59PM
I wish people would stop pretending as if we live in a democracy anymore. It's becoming quite exasperating...
Entry: Madoff Victims Try To Out Ponzi The Ponz Himself
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 09, 2009 9:50AM
- Insert pejorative comment about Jewish people here -
Entry: Citigroup Takes Issue With Vikram Pandit's Test Results
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 10, 2009 3:41PM
"Yeah I f**kin' grunt when I get my swell on at the gym. That's so everybody can see how tan and jacked I am..."
- Greg Valentino
Entry: CongressCrazy: We're All Going To Die, Just Like Leonardo DiCaprio
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 10, 2009 3:46PM
A good ole fashioned donkey punch is what Rep. Michele Bachmann needs...yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh.....
Entry: This Is Why California Is Not Getting Bailed Out
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 17, 2009 4:16PM
How do you define irony???
Watching a bunch of multi-millionaires laud themselves on an elevated platform distinctly separated from the hoi polloi while being regaled by those very same peasants in a state burgeoning on a historic bankruptcy...
Oh yeah, AND paid for by the peasants...
Entry: Hiring Watch '09: CIA
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 23, 2009 10:38AM
I'm not signing up for shit unless I get a company Maserati, an automatic firing arm to carry on my person, tailored tuxedos from Ralph Lauren and an Omega watch.
Entry: Elizabeth Warren Would Appreciate It If Citi Bought A (Taxpayer Funded) Clue
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 24, 2009 3:18PM
#20 J'sO&C's on "Car and Driver" magazines. Disgusting.
Entry: What You Got?
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 24, 2009 5:00PM
Bess,
Charlie told me to deliver this message to you:
"I'm gonna grind on every piece of p*ssy that walks through that door..."
Good luck tonight.
Entry: Guesstimate Bernie Madoff's Sentence
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM
20 years max. He probably won't live to see it anyway...
Entry: Dancing With The Stars: Who Will Bail Out Goldman's Russkie?
posted by Clown Capital
Jul 06, 2009 12:39PM
I'm convinced.
I got 5 on it...
Entry: Comp Watch '09: JPMorgan
posted by Clown Capital
Jul 08, 2009 12:51PM
Comp watch at The House of Dimon.
Brings back fond memories. If my memory serves me correctly, I distinctly remember hearing these wonderful words...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4&feature=related
Which is why I eventually left.
Entry: Lenny Dykstra Recommends Private Planes
posted by Clown Capital
Jul 09, 2009 2:52PM
Sounds like somebody's gonna be "Dancing With The Stars" real soon...
Entry: Hiring Watch '09: AQR
posted by Clown Capital
Aug 18, 2009 10:49AM
Ok seriously. I have a "friend" in ops. I called her the other day and she sounded distraught as if she was about to canned or something. Are they still laying back office people off and hiring front office???
Entry: Madoff Mistress Now Talking Girth
posted by Clown Capital
Aug 19, 2009 10:16AM
No wonder why he married Ruth. As tiny as she is, I bet every cringe she made when he hit the sweet spot made him think he was HUGE...
Entry: Government Scientists Put The Fear Trade Back On
posted by Clown Capital
Aug 24, 2009 4:04PM
I heard people with high concentrations of melanin in their skin are immune to H1N1. Is there any truth to this?
Entry: SOMEBODY SAVE BIFF BASNESS!
posted by Clown Capital
Aug 28, 2009 2:18PM
Looks like CA is trying to pull a Marcus Schrenker. Only one problem; Greenwich's finest showed up too early.
"What goes up, must come down, shitty performance, round and round..."
Entry: Morgan Keegan Called For Flagrant Foul
posted by Clown Capital
Sep 15, 2009 2:18PM
So irrelevant. In other news...
Whatever happened to the Ruth Madoff and Dykstra porn idea? I've had my pants around my ankles for days waiting on that!
Entry: Jimmy Cayne Denies Keeping Kilo Of Coke In Desk At All Times
posted by Clown Capital
Oct 21, 2009 12:24PM
So what. Is CG ever going to talk about the Gimp he keeps under his desk for "personal" reasons? Hmmmm...
Entry: "To speak plainly, chicks don't dig a broke guy"
posted by Clown Capital
Jun 05, 2009 10:38AM
@1
Stand up and be recognized. Lol.