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Entry: Write-Offs: 03.03.08

posted by ESguru

Mar 03, 2008 9:32PM

Damn. I get called out for staring at her tits over the internet. That shouldn't be possible.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 03.05.08

posted by ESguru

Mar 05, 2008 6:04PM

Where are her tits today?

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Entry: Two Whores, Havin' A Chat

posted by ESguru

Mar 13, 2008 2:01PM

Completely Fake

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Entry: Fed Day Reader Poll: Will They Go The Full 100?

posted by ESguru

Mar 18, 2008 12:29PM

Where's the option for 1.25?

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Entry: Write-Offs: 03.24.08

posted by ESguru

Mar 25, 2008 2:28AM

hey there sweet tits

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Entry: How Entitled Are You?

posted by ESguru

Apr 01, 2008 2:45PM

1. $38.6 Trillion - A. The surplus equity value of all residential housing in the United States
2. $11.9 Trillion - E. The 75 year Medicare "Solvency Gap" (75 year present value of unfunded Medicare obligations)
3. $13.7 Trillion - C. The United States Gross Domestic Product (2007)
4. $ 7.1 Trillion - D. The present value of unfunded social security obligations
5. $ 2.7 Trillion - F. Total outlays in the federal budget (2007)
6. $ 0.5 Trillion - B. The defense budget of the United States

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Entry: How Entitled Are You?

posted by ESguru

Apr 01, 2008 4:49PM

Damn. 4 out of 6. 'D' for Diploma, Right?

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Entry: Ten Reasons We Will Still Date Bill Ackman

posted by ESguru

Apr 02, 2008 4:51PM

Lowly, some people are just morons.