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Entry: Michael Moore: Wall Street Still Cooking Up "Crazy Schemes" To Destroy Mankind
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 16, 2009 1:34PM
Pfuger,
I haven't seen a picture of his wife.
Entry: Jeffrey Epstein Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny The Allegedly Bizarre Shape Of His Penis
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 17, 2009 4:26PM
>>>"Is it true that you have an egg-shaped penis?"
WTF! Maybe he was caught in between genders and his hormones just couldn't decide which one to make him grow into. That really is bizarre.
Entry: Are We All Enjoying What's Happening On CNBC Right Now?
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 17, 2009 4:39PM
If it was choice between boffing her and jerking off to anime cartoons on Adult Swim, I'd actually have to ponder whether to pound her.
Entry: Michael Moore: Capitalism Is A Ponzi Scheme
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 24, 2009 8:50AM
I'm just happy he finances his production costs by selling shade-grown, fair-trade coffee instead of having his studio call grubby banksters for a loan.
Entry: Michael Moore: FYI, Jesus Would Not Be Down With The Ponzi Scheme That Is Capitalism
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 24, 2009 12:18PM
Jesus wasn't very big on gluttony either, Mikey. He also didn't have money changers fund the Sermon on The Mount. (I understand GS did fund Mammoth Mike's latest crockumentary)
Entry: Caption Contest Thursday: Just The Two Of Us
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 24, 2009 12:41PM
The smile reveals to even the casual observer which of the two was the alpha.
Entry: A New Challenge For Valuing Compensation Packages
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 28, 2009 8:58AM
Dr. Kealey would like to know how badly that girl in the mini-skirt wants that A.
Entry: Does Jamie Dimon Dream Of Putting Ken Lewis In A Chokehold? Dick Bové Likes To Think So
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 30, 2009 11:06AM
He wants to force Ken Lewis into TARPitude.
Entry: Help Jamie Dimon Name His Bar 'n Grill
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 30, 2009 11:20AM
Subprime Hangover (w/ unhappy returns)
Entry: Goldman Sachovia Would've Happened If Warren Buffett Hadn't Stepped In And Pointed Out The Obvious
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 30, 2009 12:16PM
>>>>“By tonight the government will realize they can’t provide capital to a deal that’s being done by the former firm of the Treasury secretary with the company of a former vice-chairman of Goldman Sachs and former deputy Treasury secretary,” Buffett said.
It's almost like there'd have been a conflict of interest.
posted by EvilBuzzard
Oct 01, 2009 11:34AM
If Michael Moore wanted help the homeless, he could give away some used clothing. The typical suffering homeless people I saw while I lived in LA could have used a pair of Mikey's BVDs as a tent.
posted by EvilBuzzard
Oct 02, 2009 9:58AM
"...the bottom line is that he’s going to have the opportunity to open his mouth and spew legal terms and half-chewed Twizzlers."
1) Classic Bess! My morning is now happier having read that line.
2) LD has the IQ of a pick-axe beaten repeatedly against the really hard rocks. What a Maroon!
posted by EvilBuzzard
Oct 02, 2009 10:07AM
@48 "Michael Moore = No Hand Bridge"
Dude - MM equals buried penis syndrome...My cholesterol goes up just looking at that repugnant slob.
Entry: Who Told Tim Geithner To Go F*ck Himself?
posted by EvilBuzzard
Oct 06, 2009 3:42PM
His wife tells him "Get fucked, but not by me. I like them smarter and better looking."
Entry: Tim Geithner Plays Fortune Teller
posted by EvilBuzzard
Oct 07, 2009 12:37PM
SO when Geithner doesn't pay taxes he's not a cheater. He's just evolved into a new type of consumer with a higher savings rate.
Entry: Bernie Madoff In Prison Yard Brawl Over Whether Or Not We've Reached A Bottom
posted by EvilBuzzard
Oct 13, 2009 10:19AM
It's not a bottom until Madoff prison-rapes it and proves it's a bottom.
Entry: Rajaratnam Gal-Pal Danielle Chiesi Feared Losing Career, Ending Up "Like Martha"
posted by EvilBuzzard
Oct 19, 2009 12:17PM
I miss Elliot Spitler. At least his semin dumpsters had a delectible rack for our visual pleasure.
Entry: Michael Moore: Wall Street Still Cooking Up "Crazy Schemes" To Destroy Mankind
posted by EvilBuzzard
Sep 16, 2009 1:24PM
>>>It will try to gobble up as much as it can. The word 'enough' is the dirtiest word in capitalism, 'cuz there's no such thing as enough with these guys.
He badly needs to stop projecting.