Dealbreaker

Entry: Is This Some Kind Of Sick Joke?

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 04, 2009 2:21PM

@TC - better than the chicks who start to early and throw up to early. Plus it's Friday, just cuz the drurys took the day off doesn't mean no one can have fun.

@ cluz - wasn't that dick fuld's last line?

Entry: McNugget Challenge: JPM v. JPM

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 04, 2009 3:14PM

@naked - 2 laps of stone st in an hour, one pint per place?

Entry: McNugget Challenge: JPM v. JPM

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 04, 2009 3:41PM

@naked - what's the location? Golf is a good option - 18 holes, 2 hours. Only bathroom break, and only food allowed at the turn. Works best as a bar crawl, but could select 18 different beers/drinks if location isn't conducive to a crawl

Entry: McNugget Challenge: JPM v. JPM

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 04, 2009 3:52PM

@naked - use bars as the holes...so if you go to universal NBA cafe is hole 1, pat obriens hole 2 etc. Then each guy has a couple guys with them to keep track of proper drink finishing etc.

Entry: McNugget Challenge: JPM v. JPM

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 04, 2009 4:01PM

@naked - bonus points to all the kids you tell the real story of catholic priests to. Don't forget only between holes 9 an 10 can bathroom break or food be allowed. Any other bathroom use must be like a real course...find a bush. By hole 15 you should have some real fireworks.

Entry: McNugget Challenge: JPM v. JPM

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 04, 2009 4:10PM

@tc - no idea, but Barbara (sr.) likes it...said it reminds her of the halcyon days when george jr was pres.

Entry: McNugget Challenge: JPM v. JPM

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 04, 2009 4:21PM

@naked - very tough. 2 gallons of beer in an hour is a capacity issue. Golf uses two hours, and mixes in a Jack on the rocks, and the occassional shot (par 3 holes) to try and mitigate the capacity issue.

If you want a more complete rundown grab my email from Bess, cluz or anal.

Entry: The Pink Ladies Need Our Help

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 10, 2009 2:25PM

"Mary Jo kopechne was given more help than this"

Entry: Michael Moore: Wall Street Still Cooking Up "Crazy Schemes" To Destroy Mankind

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 16, 2009 3:07PM

Let's all realize that Michael Moore is a parasite of our own making. By investing so little on education and endlessly supporting the shallow end of the gene pool in this country we have created an audience of intellectually lazy and frankly disabled adults that use tax dollars(welfare, a gazillion other programs) we provide to support this mouthy douche. So until we begin to actually require people to pull their own weight, we are all supporting Michael Moore. That is the most damning indictment of our education system yet.

Entry: Meredith Whitney, Your Wife, Says: 300 More Banks To Fail

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 18, 2009 1:35PM

I'd go for a roll in the hay with her. Just sayin'

Entry: Michael Moore: Capitalism Is A Ponzi Scheme

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 23, 2009 3:00PM

@anal - I'd rather expose him to somethig significantly more painful. I was thinking actual intellectual debate, where FACTS are required, any lies will be met with lit matches.

You know either that or no lunch.

Entry: MBA Mad Libs: Is This B-Student Promising To Take Topless Photos In Exchange For Your Vote?

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 30, 2009 2:58PM

@48 - if you're striving for clarity, aren't flies really attracted to anything not currently moving? I've seen flies love fresh sushi, feces, fruit, farm animals, pheasants, peasants and well anything else. Just sayin....

Entry: MBA Mad Libs: Is This B-Student Promising To Take Topless Photos In Exchange For Your Vote?

posted by FUNdamental

Sep 30, 2009 3:13PM

@ TC - unfortunately as a species we are trying to disprove darwins hard work. The best performers work endlessly to further the cause, while supporting the sloths who sit around all day banging on the drum all day (drum in this case means ho-bag baby mama) and becoming a larger percentage of the population. Bad system...and like all other bad systems, will eventually fail. See - expensive mortgages, poor people.

Entry: BlackRock: Please Make Room For Maria Bartiromo's Entourage

posted by FUNdamental

Oct 01, 2009 2:57PM

And they have a doctor on hand in case she starts having contractions.

Entry: Caption Contest Friday

posted by FUNdamental

Oct 02, 2009 12:21PM

I'm sorry we're out of krispy kremes for the rest of the day.

9 - ftw.

12 - the speak portuguese in brazil. Dunce cap for you.

Entry: Caption Contest Tuesday

posted by FUNdamental

Oct 06, 2009 4:41PM

A young Larry apple-ton has had enough, cousin balki recently arived from mypos, but won't make it past the bogs in secaucus.

Entry: Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl's Dance Of Near Death Cautionary Tale For Us All

posted by FUNdamental

Oct 13, 2009 12:22PM

Chaz thinks this move is amateurish, and strongl recommends mr graeber graduate to chaz's signature move....chloroform rag and some rope. Then these petty problems never arise.

Entry: Photo Of The Day: The Situation Is Fluid

posted by FUNdamental

Oct 13, 2009 2:35PM

I've got more Jimmy than the ponz ever had in this picture.

Cg

Entry: Money Never Sleeps Star Not Big Hit In Hot Hedge Fund Mom Circles

posted by FUNdamental

Oct 23, 2009 2:02PM

Thank god Polanski wasn't directing this film!