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Entry: Bonus Watch '09: JPM, S&T
posted by Gordon Gekko
Jan 21, 2009 4:44PM
Spicoli: "Those guys are fags!!"
Entry: Run Forest, Run!
posted by Gordon Gekko
Jan 22, 2009 2:44PM
@2
See http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2006/08/biglaw-bigschmaw/
Should have studied harder during 1L/OCI
Entry: You Must Make Amends In The Traditional Manner
posted by Gordon Gekko
Feb 06, 2009 3:07PM
Sir Larry Wildman....Like all Brits (politicians) he thinks he was born with a better pot to piss in
Entry: Today's Dealbreaker "Reader Challenge"
posted by Gordon Gekko
Feb 09, 2009 3:14PM
@EP
Do you have a JD/MBA? You seem to know your Blue Book rules reasonably well
Entry: Get Me Short The Bolivian Marching Futures
posted by Gordon Gekko
Feb 13, 2009 1:31PM
@10 Killjoy
I was rooting for the Latin Jack Ryan.
Entry: CNBC: Secret UBS Accounts Held Over $14.8 Billion In Assets
posted by Gordon Gekko
Feb 19, 2009 1:46PM
EP,
who stole who's tagline "You and Us (And the IRS)"??
Entry: Sir Stans Tells SEC To Shove It
posted by Gordon Gekko
Mar 11, 2009 5:05PM
Is the chick on the right Ashley Dupree? If not, she's got a doppelanger floating around !
Entry: Bernie Madoff To Get Laid Once A Week?
posted by Gordon Gekko
Mar 12, 2009 2:39PM
Hope he likes jelly with his tossed salad!!
Entry: Hiring Watch '09: BAC
posted by Gordon Gekko
Mar 13, 2009 1:13PM
what's the technical term for female douchebag?
I wonder what the over/under is on the # of dongs she's had in her mouth over the years...I'm guessing 32 +/- 5 after that trip to Mykonos
Entry: Hiring Watch '09: BAC
posted by Gordon Gekko
Mar 13, 2009 1:24PM
@16
Lighten up Francis. As Dan Loeb would say,
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2b3xk_bobby-mcferrin-dont-worry-be-happy_music
Entry: The Royal Bank Of Citadel Stearns That Never Was
posted by Gordon Gekko
May 11, 2009 4:39PM
Kate Kelly is about 2-3 months too late with this, House of Cards already came out and covered this pretty extensively. A lot of her material seems like it was ripped off Cohan's book, imho.
Pass.
Entry: The Royal Bank Of Citadel Stearns That Never Was
posted by Gordon Gekko
May 11, 2009 4:43PM
Actually if you read House of Cards Cohan talks about Kelly's piece, and the inaccuracies in reporting. Also gets comments from Jimmy C and others from Bear on it as well.
Entry: Those Were The Days
posted by Gordon Gekko
May 11, 2009 5:49PM
House of Cards > Street Fighters
Entry: Those Were The Days
posted by Gordon Gekko
May 11, 2009 5:56PM
i actually just hate uppity chicks.
Entry: Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad News: Wall Street Sequel Edition
posted by Gordon Gekko
Jun 02, 2009 2:38PM
Would it be wrong to bang your daughter if played by Megan Fox?
Entry: Time For A Siesta
posted by Gordon Gekko
Jun 03, 2009 1:02PM
@10
The stories of the rice markets in Southeast Asia were pretty amusing, in its banality and ridiculousness.
Entry: Robin Hood Lives
posted by Gordon Gekko
Aug 27, 2009 1:56PM
@Anal_yst
I don't think they're closer, I think they've already been there, shacked up, raided the fridge and left a floater in the bowl.
What rational person would ever want to move to London at this point? I think Somaliland is looking more attractive by now.
Entry: How To Properly Escape Capture Following Your Massive (or Relatively Massive) Financial Fraud: A Dealbreaker Guide:
posted by Gordon Gekko
Jan 13, 2009 1:54PM
EP, you deserve a Pulitzer for this. Best snarky read in a long time.