Dealbreaker

Oct 29, 2008 11:24AM

"Let's see... Aries, Aries, Aries.... ah! Here we go...
'Many people look up to you lately for guidance and insight. You may wish to contain your contributions over the coming weeks as your sophisms will soon materialize.'
Hmmmm... what the hell is a 'sophism'?"

Entry: Regulatory Credibility

posted by HighYield

Oct 29, 2008 1:28PM

Pull up a chair you jabronies, I'm about to give you some valuable life lessons.
There's only one thing in this world worse than regulators - and that is German regulators. Have you ever partied with a German regulator? Well, I have... and their NUTS. Give them mad props though for having some bitchin' military helmets; who's with me? Even made Shultz look like a bas-ass, am I right? Back to the issue at hand...
Shorts need to eat it. It's a pretty tough game we're playing and if you show up not wearing a cup, I'LL be the first guy to deliberately kick you square in the marble bag - not because I think little of you, but because I care. Protect yourself before you wreck yourself, son... you need to step up your game.
Look at the bright side Turdly, you just took one for the team; a big, dry one. Now swallow hard and go walk around the block and take up smoking. I'll let you run some pink sheets for me when you get back... it's going to be OK.

Entry: Live-Blogging The Pershing Square Presentation

posted by HighYield

Oct 29, 2008 1:39PM

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Entry: Afternoon Dow Winner / Dow Close Contest

posted by HighYield

Oct 30, 2008 2:37PM

9079, jabronies.

Did you know the distance between your elbow and wrist is the same length as your foot?

Now you know.

Entry: Afternoon Dow Winner / Dow Close Contest

posted by HighYield

Oct 30, 2008 2:54PM

#43
Never question my research, jabronie...