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Entry: Lil' Hedge Fund Manager Sells Big Apartment
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 10, 2008 7:38PM
you would think bloomberg would be nicer to him in their articles being that he is such a big customer, 20 screens and all
Entry: Plainfield Freezes Redemptions
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 10, 2008 11:02PM
@27 not that low and most of portfolio is not private.
Entry: Harvard: 'Nothing Is Fucked, Dude'
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 10, 2008 11:11PM
"Over centuries, Harvard has weathered many storms"
reminds of dick fuld kept saying "lehman has been around for over 150 yrs and nothing will bring it down"
Entry: Dear Investor
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 11, 2008 10:53PM
Great job Bess with getting out all the Tosca material. Sounds like Johnny and Martin are pretty much ranting in this last one. they somehow have a hard time understanding why investors dont want to ride it out with them. can't imagine why.
Entry: The Walking Dead?
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 11, 2008 11:13PM
@Spode
not at the DB party?
how come no live blogging?
Entry: Someone's Having A Holiday Party This Year!
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 12, 2008 8:39PM
fund is run by a former Vitol trader
Entry: Severance Watch '08: JEF
posted by I am a Dude
Dec 09, 2008 7:19PM
JEF is a bucket shop for windbags. most people in finance would not even come across them if they weren't the loudmouth at the bar.
Entry: Severance Watch '08: JEF
posted by I am a Dude
Dec 10, 2008 12:08AM
@19
appreciate the benefit of the doubt, most other poster here, or any other site for that matter wouldnt even cross their mind.
you're one stand up guy.
that being i know there some decent folks at JEF, just had a major run in with them in the past. wont go into details.. but hard for me to look up to the place.
First round at JEf? i didnt even know they recruited.
Entry: Severance Watch '08: JEF
posted by I am a Dude
Dec 10, 2008 12:13AM
@30
well said. that about sums it up for wall st.
Entry: Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR
posted by I am a Dude
Dec 10, 2008 11:25PM
@141
he was obviously just banging her at GS till she put the squeeze on him.
oh and Cliff, Bess (miss levin) has my contact info also. she will be happy to provide it to you so we can have it out in the alley behind the bar.
Entry: More Madoff Family Photos
posted by I am a Dude
Dec 16, 2008 9:41AM
the SEC took all their NYC interns on a field trip to the Madoff offices in 2000. to show how a well run trading/inv firm operates with the righ control, compliance, risk, etc.
this is a true story. they only went to the 17th floor. too bad they didnt get to peek at 18. maybe one of the interns would have smelled something
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by I am a Dude
Jan 20, 2009 9:44PM
I can't believe DB is still hocking Tim. Isn't there enough business news/gossip to fill these pages and not have to fall back on the penny stock, hump and dump, I got molested from my uncle at my bar mitzva, Tim Sykes?
He fucking sucks moose cock.
Entry: Stark And Deephaven To Enter "Mutually Beneficial" Relationship
posted by I am a Dude
Jan 27, 2009 11:38PM
@13
just shows dealbook is still part of the gray lady. this guy writes an entire article based on the dealbreaker post with no mention of "first reported by" and refers to michael roth as "mike" as if they played squash together.
The NYT and dealbook suck ass.
Entry: Write-Offs: 02.23.09
posted by I am a Dude
Feb 23, 2009 6:40PM
anyone who uses the word "paradigm" in headline is a wanna be useless burnt out fuck.
Entry: Write-Offs: 02.23.09
posted by I am a Dude
Feb 23, 2009 8:08PM
thanks for your kind words Joe
Entry: Wachovia Mans Up, We Throw Up
posted by I am a Dude
Mar 06, 2009 1:15PM
is that a banana on his desk? What's next for an encore? He eats the banana after stumpf sticks it up his ass?
Entry: Caption Contest
posted by I am a Dude
Mar 24, 2009 1:45PM
I never realized how messed up Geithner's nose was. I hope its attributed to too much ice hockey.
Entry: Caption Contest
posted by I am a Dude
Mar 24, 2009 1:49PM
Is that Vin Deisel at the far left. Good thing they brought in some real wall street criminals for this hearing.
Entry: Eliot Spitzer Needs Our Help
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 11, 2009 5:35PM
He's perfect for Harvard. exactly what they need and deserve.

Entry: Opening Bell: 11.10.08
posted by I am a Dude
Nov 10, 2008 9:25AM
@2 thanks for Timmy link.
DB would never link a negative article about Timmy. He's like their own MSM Obama, only nice friendly things. nothing mean or offensive against the DB writers and their pals.