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TLGP - better than TARP?

Since our dear friends bess and ep have decided to take adavantage of the lull in activity in this holiday shortened week and we (hopefully) won’t have another sunday night special - would someone like to explain why ms priced its deal at tighter spread than gs? has golden slacks lost its mojo? or did the “first mover” advantage turn into a disadvantage? anyone know where the cds is trading on these two?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122783187912562983.html?mod=testMod#articleTabs%3Darticle

hope everyone is having a happy turkey/tofu day.

There’s a reason they got into in business school…

nothing new here people, but interesting that one clown didn’t know what was going on. basically there is a disincentive to save when applying for financial aid. I’ve even heard that some people take a 25% - 35% hair-cut from their investments and convince themselves it’s not lying because of cap gains taxes. from today’s post:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06292008/gossip/pagesix/harvard_can_drive_you_crazy_117625.htm

June 29, 2008 —

STUDENTS at Harvard Business School pull a cunning trick that allows them to drive luxury cars and get financial aid, an upcoming book claims. In “Ahead of the Curve,” journalist Philip Delves Broughton, recounting his two years at the Ivy League university, tells how he was stunned to find so many students tooling around in BMWs, Porsches, Lexuses, Mini Coopers and Lincoln Navigators, while he drove a $2,000 used Toyota. One knowledgeable student told him: “Once you get accepted into HBS, you want to clear out your bank account so that you can get more financial aid. When you list your assets in the financial-aid application, you don’t have to mention your car … You buy a car for $20,000, maybe you get an extra $20,000 in financial aid, so basically HBS buys you a BMW. If you hadn’t bought the car, you’d have to pay $20,000 out of your savings.” Broughton notes he was jolted by “the idea of these 25-year-old Wall Street jerks fiddling with their financial aid forms, with the connivance of their parents and the local BMW dealerships.” The school’s rep didn’t get back to us.

Drop it like it’s hot…

Microsoft Withdraws Yahoo Offer
After Sweetened Bid Is Rejected
By KEVIN J. DELANEY, MATTHEW KARNITSCHNIG and ROBERT A. GUTH
May 3, 2008 9:40 p.m.

Microsoft Corp. said it abandoned its offer for Yahoo Inc., as the two companies failed to bridge a gap between them on price.

Microsoft released a letter from Chief Executive Steve Ballmer to Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang saying that Microsoft had said it was willing to raise its offer to $33 a share for Yahoo, but Yahoo demanded at least $4 per share more.

looks like stevie is calling jerry out, this can’t be the final chapter of this book (can it?). will he go back after yhoo drops to pre bid levels as investors unload the truck?

asleep at the switch?

on a sleepy friday when no one was at work (at least on the trading floors), S&P took a big leap and cut the “outlook”, but not the rating, (talk about going out on a limb) on golden slacks (thanks cramer) and the lehman sisters.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=awvTfLGlyzws&refer=home

seriously, do any institutions still read their propaganda? take a gander at some of the riveting analysis they provide as rationale for the “downgrade”: “our current expectation is that net revenues could decline 20%-30% year-on-year…” (let me guess, they were on the earnings call too); but wait, there’s more: “…we see some possibility, were there to be persisting capital markets turmoil and sharply weakening economic conditions, that financial performance could deteriorate significantly.”

talk about a crystal balls and deep analysis. perhaps we should take this as a sign of a market bottom for financials (never mind the bounce they had on thursday despite CIT). are the “major agencies” still relevant? just askin’…

Comments

Entry: Caption Contest Monday

posted by Investorcluzo

Jan 25, 2010 12:24PM

what time was this pic taken? the train is packed with nothing but $hit-ton fk'n sleeping zombies!

Entry: A Modest Proposal

posted by Investorcluzo

Jan 26, 2010 5:53PM

w.t.f? I bet billy hasn't seen that many tats since he was programming floor at microsoft...and what's with that move by the girl in the last pic with ski cap (spiderman?)

-soulja boy

Entry: The iPad Is Gonna Make You Rich

posted by Investorcluzo

Jan 27, 2010 5:05PM

ican'tbelieveit'snotbutter

Entry: The iPad Is Gonna Make You Rich

posted by Investorcluzo

Jan 27, 2010 5:40PM

@tax chicky - you are (were) married?

Entry: The iPad Is Gonna Make You Rich

posted by Investorcluzo

Jan 27, 2010 5:45PM

@vol@76 - one of these posts is doing its own thing, one of these posts is not the same. c'mon man! choose one and go with it...

Entry: Tool Of The Week: What To Expect In The 15th Goldman Interview

posted by Investorcluzo

Jan 29, 2010 6:55PM

On my penultimate interview(1) in a conference room on the 22nd floor. I met with the head of the group, his COO and a token guy from HR(2). Per usual, they had me waiting for 15 minutes (actually 30, as I showed up early showing my diligence). Rather than display my disdain for their tardiness at 7:30 in the morning, I smiled coolly and thanked them for taking time to meet with me.

After exchanging pleasantries, we all took seats around the rectangular table. The three of them on one side of the table stared at me in the windowless room. I didn’t blink despite the fact that they had turned the heat up in the room in hopes that I might sweat.

The COO was the first speak: “Mr. Cluzo, do you know why you have been brought here today?”

Without hesitation or the slightest bit of arrogance, I said: "Yes."

The HR guy smiled with the giddiness of a schoolgirl on prom night. I knew I was close.

Not missing a beat, the group head asked: “if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?”

With steely eyes and without a hint of fear, I said to him: “it depends, some beavers need a little more wood than others, just ask your wife.”

The three turned to each other, smiled then gave a group high-five. Then the HR guy turns to me and says: “thanks Mr. Cluzo, would you please come back tomorrow for another chat?”

"Certainly."

(1) penultimate, you know what happens next.
(2) how many straight dudes do you know in HR?

Entry: Tool Of The Week: What To Expect In The 15th Goldman Interview

posted by Investorcluzo

Jan 30, 2010 9:08PM

@44/49 - double post, fail.

@46 - I am here to serve, glad you liked it.

Entry: Dear Dan Loeb Nation

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 01, 2010 1:09PM

I'm not hatin' those are good returns for a down month. but why are they not showing gross/net results? are they not collecting due to prior performance issues? just askin'...

Entry: Dear Dan Loeb Nation

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 01, 2010 1:31PM

@5 - what did they do in '08? I know a fund that was up 60% last year (think fund that was bought by TRowe), they are still trying to get back over the high water mark...

Entry: Dear Dan Loeb Nation

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 01, 2010 4:26PM

@7 - there's useful and useless, guess which one you are. now - what part of "shine my shoes" do you not understand? now get on with it, I've got a meeting in 20...

@8 - thx.

Entry: Lloyd Blankfein Will *Possibly* Receive A $100 Million Bonus, According To A Tipsy Vikram Pandit

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 01, 2010 6:05PM

oh snaps. you people should know better than to fk with bess! lemme guess, @21 is currently "on the beach"...

@bess I

Entry: Opening Bell: 02.02.10

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 02, 2010 9:35AM

that guy is definitely toast. in this market forget about it. his only saving grace is that the place is run by aussie's - they may have a more benevolent soul...what an a$$hat!

Entry: Macquarie Bank Miranda Kerr Enthusiast On A Time Out 'Til Superiors Decide What To Do With Him

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 03, 2010 4:51PM

is this a paid leave? and exactly how is this "unacceptable use of technology?" I thought the internet was made for porn.

-not david

Entry: Write-Offs: 02.03.10

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 03, 2010 9:45PM

the 1/2 pound of moist brisket will be the killer.

separate topic: look who is getting the last laugh, porn flix and all...

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a27iOcnqUvpo&pos=4

Entry: Who Should We Set Up With Jennifer Aniston?

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 04, 2010 3:02PM

the good inspector would respectfully, "hit that"...but I may fall under the celebrity status. bessy, you know how to find me.
-cluzo

ps. it moved.

Entry: Who Should We Set Up With Jennifer Aniston?

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 04, 2010 4:40PM

medic, we need a medic @66; we appear to have an accidental detonation of a hand grenade...

Entry: Eliot Spitzer's Liason To Hooker World To Run For Governor

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 08, 2010 1:26PM

do they ever get old?

Entry: A Beauty Queen Speaks

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 08, 2010 3:05PM

I believe there is a saying for this: "famous last words"...someone will make sure she pays for that one.

Entry: Opening Bell: 02.09.10

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 09, 2010 10:07AM

@NS - she was on the today show this am...the chicks at the gym that monopolize the tv and prevent me from watching cnbc were regretting that interview.

Entry: Opening Bell: 02.09.10

posted by Investorcluzo

Feb 09, 2010 10:15AM

here's the link...
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/35309852#35309852

(NSFTFwC) not suitable for trading floors with cameras.