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TLGP - better than TARP?

Since our dear friends bess and ep have decided to take adavantage of the lull in activity in this holiday shortened week and we (hopefully) won’t have another sunday night special - would someone like to explain why ms priced its deal at tighter spread than gs? has golden slacks lost its mojo? or did the “first mover” advantage turn into a disadvantage? anyone know where the cds is trading on these two?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122783187912562983.html?mod=testMod#articleTabs%3Darticle

hope everyone is having a happy turkey/tofu day.

There’s a reason they got into in business school…

nothing new here people, but interesting that one clown didn’t know what was going on. basically there is a disincentive to save when applying for financial aid. I’ve even heard that some people take a 25% - 35% hair-cut from their investments and convince themselves it’s not lying because of cap gains taxes. from today’s post:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06292008/gossip/pagesix/harvard_can_drive_you_crazy_117625.htm

June 29, 2008 —

STUDENTS at Harvard Business School pull a cunning trick that allows them to drive luxury cars and get financial aid, an upcoming book claims. In “Ahead of the Curve,” journalist Philip Delves Broughton, recounting his two years at the Ivy League university, tells how he was stunned to find so many students tooling around in BMWs, Porsches, Lexuses, Mini Coopers and Lincoln Navigators, while he drove a $2,000 used Toyota. One knowledgeable student told him: “Once you get accepted into HBS, you want to clear out your bank account so that you can get more financial aid. When you list your assets in the financial-aid application, you don’t have to mention your car … You buy a car for $20,000, maybe you get an extra $20,000 in financial aid, so basically HBS buys you a BMW. If you hadn’t bought the car, you’d have to pay $20,000 out of your savings.” Broughton notes he was jolted by “the idea of these 25-year-old Wall Street jerks fiddling with their financial aid forms, with the connivance of their parents and the local BMW dealerships.” The school’s rep didn’t get back to us.

Drop it like it’s hot…

Microsoft Withdraws Yahoo Offer
After Sweetened Bid Is Rejected
By KEVIN J. DELANEY, MATTHEW KARNITSCHNIG and ROBERT A. GUTH
May 3, 2008 9:40 p.m.

Microsoft Corp. said it abandoned its offer for Yahoo Inc., as the two companies failed to bridge a gap between them on price.

Microsoft released a letter from Chief Executive Steve Ballmer to Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang saying that Microsoft had said it was willing to raise its offer to $33 a share for Yahoo, but Yahoo demanded at least $4 per share more.

looks like stevie is calling jerry out, this can’t be the final chapter of this book (can it?). will he go back after yhoo drops to pre bid levels as investors unload the truck?

asleep at the switch?

on a sleepy friday when no one was at work (at least on the trading floors), S&P took a big leap and cut the “outlook”, but not the rating, (talk about going out on a limb) on golden slacks (thanks cramer) and the lehman sisters.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=awvTfLGlyzws&refer=home

seriously, do any institutions still read their propaganda? take a gander at some of the riveting analysis they provide as rationale for the “downgrade”: “our current expectation is that net revenues could decline 20%-30% year-on-year…” (let me guess, they were on the earnings call too); but wait, there’s more: “…we see some possibility, were there to be persisting capital markets turmoil and sharply weakening economic conditions, that financial performance could deteriorate significantly.”

talk about a crystal balls and deep analysis. perhaps we should take this as a sign of a market bottom for financials (never mind the bounce they had on thursday despite CIT). are the “major agencies” still relevant? just askin’…

Comments

Entry: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Dennis Kneale's Favorite Holiday Just Around The Corner

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 16, 2009 3:48PM

@30 - I don't care what they are insured for, doesn't make the m pretty...now mr. double post, long day or not, see yourself out.

Entry: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Dennis Kneale's Favorite Holiday Just Around The Corner

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 16, 2009 4:13PM

@33 - ms. double post, forgive my ignorance of project runway...that $h1t doesn't play on cluzo's plasmas. now if you need some help in relieving the day's stress, I'd be happy to oblige now that I'm done with tax chicky...

Entry: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Dennis Kneale's Favorite Holiday Just Around The Corner

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 16, 2009 4:35PM

@tax chicky - if you really love something, let it go free...IF I come back - you'll love me forever.

Entry: Meredith Whitney: "The Market Makes No Sense To Me"

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 16, 2009 5:01PM

the pearl necklace says: "I prefer breakfast at tiffany's;" the choker says, "I've got a whip in my closet and I'm not afraid to use it"...

Entry: Lazard Picks Wasserstein Successor

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 17, 2009 10:10AM

@9 - stfu...it's called attention to detail. now if he had a white collar on a blue shirt with matching white french cuffs, then I might have agreed with you. now get back to work.

Entry: Lazard Picks Wasserstein Successor

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 17, 2009 10:54AM

@12 - braces are a tough one. if you're a brit, run with it. if you grew up in brooklyn, don't even try it. I would say that the sense of entitlement/self worth increases exponentially (though not necessarily deserved), along with that comes an increase in the d-bag meter.

caveat - some guys really need to wear them do to their build, but they are the exception...where is GAnalYst when you need him?

Entry: Pirate Capital Captain Jack Is Hiring!

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 17, 2009 11:45AM

@12 - agreed!

@anal_yst – true enough, but that thing goes off and there is not mute button...why should we get punished (having to turn our machines on mute - can't hear emails arrive) because some no talent ass clows in gm's market dept finds it necessary to ambush our computers?

Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager Addresses Dumb Blonde Jokes

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 17, 2009 2:17PM

funny how? funny like a clown? do I amuse you?

Entry: Lehman Wants Its Money Back

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 17, 2009 2:49PM

time to bring back an old fav...too long, didn't read. and what's with the "no picture?" step.up.your.game.

Entry: Paulson Thinks He Can Make Three Times His Money On Bank of America

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 18, 2009 11:31AM

this is the same propaganda warren b (not to be confused with "g") was spewing on wells, but with a slightly different spin...the banks will earn their way out of the hole.

while I agree with @negconvex that in a steep curve environment, you have to work hard to lose money, there is another factor at play: atrophy. QoQ bac is losing (non-interest bearing) deposits and revenues, down 1% and 20%, respectively. so the question is: are those normalized numbers reflective of the "new" bac reality?

bottom line: the franchise is broken and the mothership needs a leader to repair its image – until then, it’s dead money aside from hedgies talking up their book to move the stock.

Entry: Former Wall Street Trader Melanie Berliet Took High Road, Did Not Have Sex With Boss, Still Got Screwed, Thinks You're All Whores

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 18, 2009 1:16PM

I would NOT hit it...damn, sho nuf is wideclops (or her doppleganger)! who let the wideclops out, who, who...

Entry: Canada Invites G7 To Come Freeze Balls Off, Talk About Inflation

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 18, 2009 3:38PM

@anal_yst - you know I don't post as "guest"...I "wood" hit it (see what I did there?)

@23 - imposter! I would say fail, but clearly anal_yst bit. lemme guess, you're my jaded ex still upset that I'm not still hitting it...

Entry: Divine Sanction For Goldman's New MDs (Update)

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 19, 2009 1:38PM

nice pic shaz - now get us the list...

Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 20, 2009 1:28PM

I guess those tits do get old...

Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 20, 2009 3:51PM

@naked - tax chicky has been known to get on the clock, while she's on the clock. part of her appeal...

Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 20, 2009 4:07PM

@tax chicky - try highbar. I'm no fan of times square bars, but if you're playing with barcappers it's in their backyard...plus, it's nice out.

Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 20, 2009 4:29PM

@tax chicky - bravo! but I'm from texas, not westchester.

care to snuggle later? preferably somewhere between the 4th and 5th G&T. can't blame a guy for trying (right?)...

Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 20, 2009 4:38PM

@tax chicky - go to the standard, see if you can get into the boom, boom room (aka 18th floor lounge)...

Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 20, 2009 4:49PM

@tax chicky - release your inner cowgirl and head to johnny utah's. $10 says you can't stay on the bull for over 20 seconds!

Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 20, 2009 4:59PM

@63 - I'm no dbag and you're not my buddy, pal. not to mention, anal_yst is just trying to c*ck block me in my efforts to take tax chicky (and the barcap birds) for a ride. fk dick and ken...