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TLGP - better than TARP?

Since our dear friends bess and ep have decided to take adavantage of the lull in activity in this holiday shortened week and we (hopefully) won't have another sunday night special - would someone like to explain why ms priced its deal at tighter spread than gs? has golden slacks lost its mojo? or did the "first mover" advantage turn into a disadvantage? anyone know where the cds is trading on these two?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122783187912562983.html?mod=testMod#articleTabs%3Darticle

hope everyone is having a happy turkey/tofu day.

There's a reason they got into in business school...

nothing new here people, but interesting that one clown didn't know what was going on. basically there is a disincentive to save when applying for financial aid. I've even heard that some people take a 25% - 35% hair-cut from their investments and convince themselves it's not lying because of cap gains taxes. from today's post:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06292008/gossip/pagesix/harvard_can_drive_you_crazy_117625.htm

June 29, 2008 --

STUDENTS at Harvard Business School pull a cunning trick that allows them to drive luxury cars and get financial aid, an upcoming book claims. In "Ahead of the Curve," journalist Philip Delves Broughton, recounting his two years at the Ivy League university, tells how he was stunned to find so many students tooling around in BMWs, Porsches, Lexuses, Mini Coopers and Lincoln Navigators, while he drove a $2,000 used Toyota. One knowledgeable student told him: "Once you get accepted into HBS, you want to clear out your bank account so that you can get more financial aid. When you list your assets in the financial-aid application, you don't have to mention your car . . . You buy a car for $20,000, maybe you get an extra $20,000 in financial aid, so basically HBS buys you a BMW. If you hadn't bought the car, you'd have to pay $20,000 out of your savings." Broughton notes he was jolted by "the idea of these 25-year-old Wall Street jerks fiddling with their financial aid forms, with the connivance of their parents and the local BMW dealerships." The school's rep didn't get back to us.

Drop it like it's hot...

Microsoft Withdraws Yahoo Offer
After Sweetened Bid Is Rejected
By KEVIN J. DELANEY, MATTHEW KARNITSCHNIG and ROBERT A. GUTH
May 3, 2008 9:40 p.m.

Microsoft Corp. said it abandoned its offer for Yahoo Inc., as the two companies failed to bridge a gap between them on price.

Microsoft released a letter from Chief Executive Steve Ballmer to Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang saying that Microsoft had said it was willing to raise its offer to $33 a share for Yahoo, but Yahoo demanded at least $4 per share more.

looks like stevie is calling jerry out, this can't be the final chapter of this book (can it?). will he go back after yhoo drops to pre bid levels as investors unload the truck?

asleep at the switch?

on a sleepy friday when no one was at work (at least on the trading floors), S&P took a big leap and cut the “outlook”, but not the rating, (talk about going out on a limb) on golden slacks (thanks cramer) and the lehman sisters.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=awvTfLGlyzws&refer=home

seriously, do any institutions still read their propaganda? take a gander at some of the riveting analysis they provide as rationale for the “downgrade”: “our current expectation is that net revenues could decline 20%-30% year-on-year…” (let me guess, they were on the earnings call too); but wait, there’s more: “…we see some possibility, were there to be persisting capital markets turmoil and sharply weakening economic conditions, that financial performance could deteriorate significantly.''

talk about a crystal balls and deep analysis. perhaps we should take this as a sign of a market bottom for financials (never mind the bounce they had on thursday despite CIT). are the “major agencies” still relevant? just askin’…

Comments

Entry: What You Got?

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 24, 2009 8:03PM

I'm not saying they've never seen a brother before, but the gestapo at san pietro's door seemed mighty uncomfortable when I rolled up. I can't say if our beloved bessy was in the place, as I couldn't get past the hostess stand - but I can say security is tight, tight, tight!

Entry: Write-Offs: 06.24.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 24, 2009 10:57PM

@spode - lmao...

@bess - you missed curfew, I'm concerned. you didn't actually use the handkerchief he gave you as you sneezed at the table, did you? this is worrisome. oh dear. I fear you may be putting the lotion in the basket before the night is over. call me.

Entry: Write-Offs: 06.24.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 24, 2009 11:47PM

@22 - I'm not sure why it wasn't live blogged by the intern!!! I was hoping it would be another mcgreevy sitch, but was sorely disappointed.

Entry: About Last Night

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 25, 2009 12:47PM

"...Write that down."

bess, what other "requests" did CG make last night to which you complied?

Entry: Charlie Gasparino Recommends Protein Shakes

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 25, 2009 3:54PM

hell.to.the.fk.yeah! go bess. I'm sure he prepped the staff with all those stories, so let's discount that at the small/illiquid company rate. drakkar??? c'mon, do they still sell that in stores - or just the places on broadway south of herald square? astor place? nfw! I went to that place for 10 years and didn't see that guy in there once - nor is his pic on the wall. guess he doesn't count as a celeb to them...

Entry: Charlie Gasparino Recommends Protein Shakes

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 25, 2009 4:31PM

@onetwo lives!

@39 - hmmmm, I haven't been there in over a year. I'll take your word for it. that said, it is astor...

Entry: Former IBM Exec Had Second Job In Venture Capital

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 26, 2009 1:40PM

@11 – greg is the new pledge in the Delta Beta fraternity. he has a number of tasks to complete before he can become a member. however, at this rate he may not learn the secret handshake until 1012...but like poker stank, I'm not a greg hater/basher/ect.

Entry: Prince Alwaleed's Tips For Staying Rich And Fit

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 26, 2009 2:58PM

austin powers ftw...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw

agreed, we didn't need the extra close up.

Entry: "I Also Really Enjoy Kangaroo Racing But Guess What? I Can't Take Off The Month Of July Because There's An Important Race Upstate"

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 26, 2009 4:22PM

good thing they aren't a public company, I think mad max would want to have chat with him...seriously, how many public co ceo's could get away with this type of letter?

Entry: Opening Bell: 06.29.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 29, 2009 8:06AM

@2 - amanda d only here for one day (what were the big wigs at ge thinking), will today's results be so good that she returns later this week? discuss...

Entry: Guesstimate Bernie Madoff's Sentence

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 29, 2009 10:00AM

bob, given his life expectancy of 83 years, the 15% discount for good behavior, I'll go with 24 - 2x team bernie (and one less than team ebbers).

Entry: Guesstimate Bernie Madoff's Sentence

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 29, 2009 10:21AM

are we going to get one of those martha stewart style circus shows once the verdict is read? you know, with the crazy interns running out of the courthouse with poster boards. because that would be fun.

Entry: Laettner Trying To Beat the Clock Again

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 29, 2009 5:39PM

once again, north carolinians are proving that they're (not there) a long way from wall street. perhaps all the "bankers" down there (not their) should fold their (not they're) tents and find a new vocation...un-savvy illiterate hicks

Entry: Laettner Trying To Beat the Clock Again

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 29, 2009 6:22PM

as compared to wachovia and bofa (do you guys have any "winners")? I like to play the odds, so I'm giving wall st the edge. stick up for charlotte if you want…

Entry: Lisa Falcone Explains Dressing Like A School Girl Of Perceived Loose Morals

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 30, 2009 2:59PM

the mc from ringling brothers called, she wants her costume back...

Entry: So You Say You Want To Be Melissa Francis's Pool Boy?

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 30, 2009 4:34PM

frog eyes...I hear they turn into alligator eyes after dark.

Entry: So You Say You Want To Be Melissa Francis's Pool Boy?

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 30, 2009 5:05PM

@18 - I'll take a session with the alligator eyes sans the spawning...

Entry: So You Say You Want To Be Melissa Francis's Pool Boy?

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 30, 2009 5:30PM

@PB F.T.MF.W! well played, I salute you.

Entry: Do Not Dare To Suggest Dennis Kneale Is An Idiot

posted by Investorcluzo

Jun 30, 2009 10:21PM

what an @sshat! why agree to go on the show, you know you're going to get talked over and cut off. let that be a lesson to you young bloggers! I'd like to see dk and dr go at it...see his "brown shoots" message that shoots down mr. duckweed in a very salient manner.

https://ems.gluskinsheff.net/Articles/Lunch_with_Dave_063009.pdf

at least now we know how to get under his skin. and since we know they're reading this: hey francis, if pool boy can't live up to expectations, how about a reverse oreo? I'll even play dumb and pretend I didn't get an mba...

Entry: Write-Offs: 07.02.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Jul 04, 2009 12:08AM

fellas, get a grip. how many hot women have you ever met in the tax department? I'd hate to burst your respective bubbles, but I'd bet that *most* of you would be disappointed upon meeting tax chick (not that I have anything against TC, I think your snark surpasses most). on second thought, if the mental image of vixen in the tax dept. gets you through the day, roll with it – TC is really hot (an exception to beat all exceptions).

@anal_yst - agreed, most DB folks I've met have been good peeps. btw, where's blondebanker been lately?