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TLGP - better than TARP?

Since our dear friends bess and ep have decided to take adavantage of the lull in activity in this holiday shortened week and we (hopefully) won’t have another sunday night special - would someone like to explain why ms priced its deal at tighter spread than gs? has golden slacks lost its mojo? or did the “first mover” advantage turn into a disadvantage? anyone know where the cds is trading on these two?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122783187912562983.html?mod=testMod#articleTabs%3Darticle

hope everyone is having a happy turkey/tofu day.

There’s a reason they got into in business school…

nothing new here people, but interesting that one clown didn’t know what was going on. basically there is a disincentive to save when applying for financial aid. I’ve even heard that some people take a 25% - 35% hair-cut from their investments and convince themselves it’s not lying because of cap gains taxes. from today’s post:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06292008/gossip/pagesix/harvard_can_drive_you_crazy_117625.htm

June 29, 2008 —

STUDENTS at Harvard Business School pull a cunning trick that allows them to drive luxury cars and get financial aid, an upcoming book claims. In “Ahead of the Curve,” journalist Philip Delves Broughton, recounting his two years at the Ivy League university, tells how he was stunned to find so many students tooling around in BMWs, Porsches, Lexuses, Mini Coopers and Lincoln Navigators, while he drove a $2,000 used Toyota. One knowledgeable student told him: “Once you get accepted into HBS, you want to clear out your bank account so that you can get more financial aid. When you list your assets in the financial-aid application, you don’t have to mention your car … You buy a car for $20,000, maybe you get an extra $20,000 in financial aid, so basically HBS buys you a BMW. If you hadn’t bought the car, you’d have to pay $20,000 out of your savings.” Broughton notes he was jolted by “the idea of these 25-year-old Wall Street jerks fiddling with their financial aid forms, with the connivance of their parents and the local BMW dealerships.” The school’s rep didn’t get back to us.

Drop it like it’s hot…

Microsoft Withdraws Yahoo Offer
After Sweetened Bid Is Rejected
By KEVIN J. DELANEY, MATTHEW KARNITSCHNIG and ROBERT A. GUTH
May 3, 2008 9:40 p.m.

Microsoft Corp. said it abandoned its offer for Yahoo Inc., as the two companies failed to bridge a gap between them on price.

Microsoft released a letter from Chief Executive Steve Ballmer to Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang saying that Microsoft had said it was willing to raise its offer to $33 a share for Yahoo, but Yahoo demanded at least $4 per share more.

looks like stevie is calling jerry out, this can’t be the final chapter of this book (can it?). will he go back after yhoo drops to pre bid levels as investors unload the truck?

asleep at the switch?

on a sleepy friday when no one was at work (at least on the trading floors), S&P took a big leap and cut the “outlook”, but not the rating, (talk about going out on a limb) on golden slacks (thanks cramer) and the lehman sisters.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=awvTfLGlyzws&refer=home

seriously, do any institutions still read their propaganda? take a gander at some of the riveting analysis they provide as rationale for the “downgrade”: “our current expectation is that net revenues could decline 20%-30% year-on-year…” (let me guess, they were on the earnings call too); but wait, there’s more: “…we see some possibility, were there to be persisting capital markets turmoil and sharply weakening economic conditions, that financial performance could deteriorate significantly.”

talk about a crystal balls and deep analysis. perhaps we should take this as a sign of a market bottom for financials (never mind the bounce they had on thursday despite CIT). are the “major agencies” still relevant? just askin’…

Comments

Entry: Bonus Watch '09: Barclays

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 03, 2009 12:34PM

forehead slapper - welcome back to the fray!

@naked - continue to put the smack down on the young sh1theels with the unwarranted sense of entitlement...

for the record, the stock portion is going to be home run if (a) you stick around long enough to monetize it and (b) barry doesn't tax the "excess" profits from "windfall" you received because you got shares instead of greenbacks which have been debased...just sayin' (not a barclays employee or shareholder)

Entry: Barclays Chief: Jesus Loves Bonuses

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 10:51AM

does this mean goldman is part of the "Jews for Jesus" set?

Entry: Should Jon Corzine Take Over Bank Of America?

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 11:51AM

@naked - ask bess or perkins...I hear they have connections.

Entry: Bonus Watch '09 (And Beyond): RBS (To Be Paid Entirely In Debt?)

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 12:01PM

can I get a quote on rbs bonus default swaps?

-j paulson

Entry: SEC Gets Help To Understand This Whole Hedge Fund Fraud Thing

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 12:16PM

nice tags, but the post is a little wordy...yet, it's still better than greggums.

f1rst b1tches!

Entry: Bonus Watch '09 (And Beyond): RBS (To Be Paid Entirely In Debt?)

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 12:22PM

@29 - what you failed to mention was that it's probably at the MBA level of knowledge. that's why the traders don't seem to get it - most just have CFAs.

Entry: Charlie Gasparino Also Huge In Greenwich?

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 4:55PM

enough with the chaz lovefest...bessy, I love you like my long lost jewish sister, but just because no sleeves is willing to lick your sugar walls doesn't mean we want to read about him all day everyday.

Entry: Write-Offs: 11.04.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 7:22PM

so evercore is raking in the fees instead of taxpayer owned bofa-merrill-sh1theelynch. what do all of you "bankers have nowhere to go" charlatans have to say for yourselves now? appears that the *good* ones actually do have a somewhere to hang there hat...and get paid without the pay czar calling for a clawback.

Entry: Write-Offs: 11.04.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 04, 2009 7:27PM

and yes, it should be their...got all worked up knowing that more of my hard earned tax dollars are being squandered.

Entry: Alleged Insider Trader Emanuel Goffer "Needs A Hug"

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 05, 2009 1:40PM

completely public profile...hmmm, lemme guess, he's got a cfa?

Entry: Bonuses Are Back, Unless You Work For A Hedge Fund Or Citigroup Or An M&A Desk Or In France...

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 05, 2009 1:48PM

shazumms, again with the wordy post. and yet, you failed to pick up on the line that could generate the most commentary:

"Our objective is to pay the minimum compensation consistent with competitiveness"

discuss...

Entry: Do Not Mess With Julian Robertson When He Has A Lot Of Free Time On His Hands

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 05, 2009 5:01PM

wait, is this groundhog day? didn't this news break yesterday? what gives shazumms?

Entry: Do Not Mess With Julian Robertson When He Has A Lot Of Free Time On His Hands

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 05, 2009 5:13PM

@tax chicky - as a nyc resident, I'm not so happy (not that I'm a fan of the NYC DOF). but how do you think they are going to fill that gaping hole left from JR's end around???

Entry: Furious Touradji Absolutely Destroys Ex-Employees That Dared Sue

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 05, 2009 5:34PM

sour a$$ grapes...vollero is a good dude. if he's claiming he deserves $50 million, my guess is that touradji took home a lot more - seems to me he got greedy and now he's got his business all out in the public.

Entry: Opening Bell: 11.06.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 06, 2009 10:46AM

@covered - yo "soy" greg, not "estoy"...c'mon hombre, that's as bad as "you're" vs "your"

Entry: Opening Bell: 11.06.09

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 06, 2009 12:02PM

@covered - you make a very good point re greggums. I missed the subtlety of your post...hey, it's friday.

Entry: Caption Contest Friday: How Can We Get Back To Here?

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 06, 2009 2:40PM

the mba/cfa debate continues...cfa -4 (including the dbag that is taking the photo)

Entry: Mama Goffer Threatens To Call The Police (Not On Her Sons)

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 06, 2009 3:58PM

english class much? damn, that was worse that reading one of greg's posts. looks like the apples didn't fall far from the tree...

Entry: Mama Goffer Threatens To Call The Police (Not On Her Sons)

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 06, 2009 4:06PM

@joe mac - that track suit don't scare me, I got the black panthers on my side (and we know it's just the feds who are still there)

Entry: Mama Goffer Threatens To Call The Police (Not On Her Sons)

posted by Investorcluzo

Nov 06, 2009 4:25PM

@tax chicky - you don't miss a damn beat. well done you!