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Entry: Huge Congrats, Ben Bernanke

posted by Invisible Hand

Feb 28, 2008 5:19PM

God bless Alan Greenspan.

He flooded the economy with cheap money, keeping us from feeling even the slightest twinge of pain.

He cleaned up after us, credit binge after credit binge.

And he spoke an odd dialect of Olde Economics English, now known as Greenspeak. Here’s a sample:

“I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you’ve probably misunderstood what I’ve said.”

Ah, the master…

The Fed’s new occupant? He says what’s really going on, and people just can’t deal.

Entry: Hey Barron's, Tell Us What You Think Of This Headline-- "Blow Me"

posted by Invisible Hand

Mar 11, 2008 9:49AM

That is was *crass* certainly didn't stop Barron's from repeating it, now did it?

Entry: Maria Bartiromo's Half Million Dollar Pay Day

posted by Invisible Hand

Mar 12, 2008 10:19AM

Publishing industry works like Hollywood. You can make any crap movie you want as long as Nick Cage is the star, and it'll make money.

Same here. Names sell books.

Entry: No Amount Of Atoning Can Make Up For This Sin, Eliot Spitzer

posted by Invisible Hand

Mar 12, 2008 3:41PM

You'll always be "seven diamonds" to us, Bess.