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Entry: The Amazing Race: Prince, Dykstra, McMahon
Who Will Sell Their Manse First?

posted by JimBob

Jun 18, 2008 3:02PM

$5.85 million. Isn't that what Stevie Cohen spends on landscaping each spring?

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Entry: Hundreds Arrested In Mortgage Sting

posted by JimBob

Jun 19, 2008 2:18PM

While it was Mr. Orange that was the Godfather. The Feds should grab him, and revoke his tanning bed privileges

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Entry: Write-Offs: 06.19.08

posted by JimBob

Jun 19, 2008 7:33PM

Would this be more effective?

Baxter Thatcher Hudson III
Chief Hedge Fund Manager Trader....Porn Star
Player Capital Management, LLC.

1 Wall Street
Suite 1234
New York, NY 10001

Home ###-###-####
Office ###-###-####
Pager ###-###-####
Cell ###-###-####
e-mail: bigswingindick@gmail.com

"We dont make money, we print it"


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Entry: Bearpont Morgovia?

posted by JimBob

Jun 20, 2008 3:18PM

JP Bearchoviatrustmutual of America

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hope it stays member FDIC

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Entry: Bearpont Morgovia?

posted by JimBob

Jun 20, 2008 3:30PM

How many of it's counterparties can JP Stearns keep purchasing?

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Entry: Canned? Cheer Up!

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 10:08AM

Im going to Kinko's to get some fake hedge fund manager cards printed. This meltdown will not stop me from having fun.

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Entry: Canned? Cheer Up!

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 10:32AM

@ 10:12

Augustus T Wainwright III

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Entry: Who Knew?

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 10:46AM

One needs earplugs to tolerate both of them.

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Entry: Who Knew?

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 10:59AM

Hey Larry, you can't keep polishing a turd. Go work @ the Ralph Lauren store on Madison Avenue, and let that inner "Dandy" flourish.

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Entry: Who Knew?

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 11:31AM

I love hookers and blow, but we ARE in a Recession. Guns or butter what will it be?

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 1:54PM

I was pretty drunk last night, but I think I stopped by Houlihan Lokey for last call, isn't that on 2nd Ave in the 80"s?

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 2:04PM

@2;01

LOL,

Meet you at happy hour at Houlihan Lokey's. Thursday is Bankers's night. Laid off bankers drink for free 5-7 p.m.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 2:07PM

I actually lost my job at Lehman Sisters.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by JimBob

Jun 24, 2008 2:16PM

I'm sure MIT is behind their boy on this one. He has passed over to the other side. In the evening he probably giggles to himself while caressing a loaded .38 revolver while his wife and kids are sleeping. Stay away from this nut job.

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Entry: The Bear Stearns Man: Poor Smart And Desirous of Wealth

posted by JimBob

Jun 25, 2008 11:53AM

Don't feel too bad for the Bear guys, most of them probably still live with their mothers. A little home cooked gravy and some cured meats will make the bad times a little more bearable. No pun intended.

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Entry: Federal Reserve: No Change But Fed Says Uncertainty Of Inflation Outlook Remains High

posted by JimBob

Jun 25, 2008 2:34PM

Federal Reserve: No Change But Fed Says Jimmy Cayne Remains High

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Entry: Bear Stearns: What Can We Do To Show Everyone We Mean Business?

posted by JimBob

Jun 25, 2008 2:53PM

Can anyone tell me where I can find a Bear Stearns headband. Looked on Ebay but no luck.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 07.15.08

posted by JimBob

Jul 15, 2008 7:34PM

That party barge would be called "Naked Shorts" if I owned it, but realistically I could not even afford to pay for a fill up on that bad boy.

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Entry: Caption Contest Monday

posted by JimBob

Jul 21, 2008 1:33PM

"You will work out well here at our Mickey Mouse company"

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Entry: SemGroup: It Gets So Much Worse

posted by JimBob

Jul 25, 2008 2:11PM

So those "rub and tug swaps" didn't work out as planned?