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Entry: SEC: Welcome To Pakistan
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 18, 2008 9:26PM
I'm sure CCox will find lil' LB's Mike Seaver-esque garage comfortable and spacious. And I'm pretty sure this shit is on repeat, bangin' the BOSE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEsTy6NdYqA
Entry: SEC: Welcome To Pakistan
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 18, 2008 9:33PM
Pardone. More appropriate for Christopher's sabbatical.
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.23.08
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 23, 2008 10:23PM
Part 9 is definitely the best yet.
It's scary that ze actor actually resembles Jimmy the Greek. Weird.
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.23.08
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 23, 2008 11:25PM
For the love of fucking god, will someone do something with this gem of a song? It's all there: love lost (but not forgotten), moving into shitty apartment complexes, wondering whether you were the cause or the fix, etc. until my eyes fucking bleed. Just fucking do it. Beard and Bald need this. Tonight. A body pillow WILL NOT suffice!
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.24.08
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 25, 2008 12:49AM
The month of September is seriously killing my fucking mind. Wake me up when it's over.
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.24.08
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 25, 2008 1:17AM
29,
That would be rational and consistent. Who the fuck are you? More importantly, who the fuck do you think you are?
Entry: Live-Blogging The Treasury Call
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 28, 2008 9:15PM
Stopped listening at, "We don't want to reward failure."
JK. I <3 the District.
Entry: Live-Blogging The Treasury Call
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 28, 2008 9:19PM
Bob Hoyt is loud as fuck!
Entry: Live-Blogging The Treasury Call
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 28, 2008 9:36PM
Love Mike Mayo. Such a prick, not reserved.
Not a talker. Not a talker.
Entry: Live-Blogging The Treasury Call
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 28, 2008 9:39PM
Oh snap, the operator's fucking up!
Entry: Live-Blogging The Treasury Call
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 28, 2008 9:59PM
Cluzo,
What's even better was that it was more like, "k, bye bye." Sounds like he needs to get back to helping his 16 y/o daughter with the year-book commission. The shame.
I seriously cannot believe they wanted to steer away from the "implementation" of this bill, and focus more on "legislation." Is this fucking meet the press, or should we be more focused on the nuts and bolts of this "process?" One more ride on the merry-go-'round.
Entry: Long Only Suction Extended
posted by Lowly Assistant
Oct 01, 2008 9:40PM
@3,
I'm pretty sure that's the greatest product I've ever seen linked to on this fine website. Keep up the good work!
Entry: Long Only Suction Extended
posted by Lowly Assistant
Oct 01, 2008 10:26PM
@Anal_yst,
The true magic is in the fact your can is subtle to the eye, enough to blend in with the common *big* can of redbull. The other actors on this stage are left none the wiser.
Entry: Weekend Update: Want A Breath Mint?
posted by Lowly Assistant
Oct 04, 2008 11:42PM
Novice,
Goddamn you. I was beaten by time and intellect on that. Can you imagine Mudd and Moz sweating their asses off, wearing those pink "sun goggles" or whatever they're called? Moz finishes his diatribe, before spraying more oil on his face and legs? "Breath mint, bitches?"
Another note: is it in poor taste that I fully admit my contentment regarding this NYT piece? I kinda feel dirty. Not kinky, just dirty...like running across kiddy porn on a priest's desk, and still placing a fiver in the basket as it passes through the pew. Things are strange.
Entry: Quiet, Wells Fargo Has The Conch Shell Now!
posted by Lowly Assistant
Oct 05, 2008 3:40PM
Piggy v. Jack
annnnnd...break!
Entry: You Are Not The Boss Of Me, Judge Ramos!
posted by Lowly Assistant
Oct 05, 2008 3:49PM
I'm pretty sure I just heard a collective "golf clap" from 59th to Maiden. There's a lot of sticky shorts within the law offices this fine Sunday.
Entry: Quiet, Wells Fargo Has The Conch Shell Now!
posted by Lowly Assistant
Oct 05, 2008 4:21PM
5,
Sorry, but what a dense argument you make. If EP had written, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," and some retard (see: Oprah) had used the saying a week earlier in his/her book club, would you award credit to Dickens or Oprah? It's a very common literary reference. Relax, chingo.
Entry: People Moves
posted by Lowly Assistant
Sep 18, 2008 4:48PM
What's the over-under on Keith coming back? Can we get some numbers, please?