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Entry: Wharton Ethics Maven Shuffles Off His Mortal Coil

posted by MF

Jun 12, 2008 6:03PM

Test

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Entry: John Thain's Favorite Part Of Merrill

posted by MF

Jun 13, 2008 10:35AM

"aways" money

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Entry: Layoffs At Goldman, Rape And Murder At Lehman

posted by MF

Jun 16, 2008 4:33PM

guest @3:44 must be a 'temp'. Probably answering phones / making copies.

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Entry: Lehman's CEO May Have To Go

posted by MF

Jun 18, 2008 10:53AM

I would recommend Gasparino for CEO... After all he "has been following financials for 15 years".

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: Wachovia

posted by MF

Jun 18, 2008 3:11PM

guest @2:05 - If I remember well, I was promised a posterior inspection of blndebanker. She must be preparing (i.e. getting in shape) for that event.

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: Wachovia

posted by MF

Jun 18, 2008 4:45PM

I would also be happy to do some research on the 'femaleness' of blndebnker.

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Entry: Hundreds Arrested In Mortgage Sting

posted by MF

Jun 19, 2008 12:45PM

Shouldn't they be arresting the deadbeats that are defaulting on their mortgage payments, instead.

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Entry: Wachovia Adds Element Of Surprise To Layoffs

posted by MF

Jun 19, 2008 3:54PM

Bonus = one loaf of bread and a cowbell.

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Entry: Wachovia Adds Element Of Surprise To Layoffs

posted by MF

Jun 19, 2008 4:28PM

guest @4:14 There are no competent people at Wachovia... Cashier jobs are not that hard to fill.

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Entry: Bear Stearns Indictments: Could Jimmy Cayne Be Next?

posted by MF

Jun 20, 2008 9:43AM

Jimmy Cayne can always use the weed defense. All he would get is a stint at rehab and some community service.

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Entry: Bearpont Morgovia?

posted by MF

Jun 20, 2008 3:18PM

As 2:48 said, Wachovia is not going to offload the full IB team. In fact, the value that Wachovia brings to JPM is to increase the quality of the female talent at the firm.

JPM is notorious for occupying the sweet spot of mediocrity on the IB food chain (along with Citi). Not profitable enough to hire good looking female analysts solely for their office-candy attributes, but not douche enough to repel marginally qualified candidates that were denied offers at better firms.

Wachovia on the other hand, has never been able to recruit at any decent school. Therefore it has access to a deeper pool of female talent where being smart or possessing analytical or quantitative skills are not a prerequisite for being hired.

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Entry: Bearpont Morgovia?

posted by MF

Jun 23, 2008 8:09AM

@8:43 Y'all should try this bacon and pecan pie before talking shit about the south.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 6.24.08

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 9:21AM

@big r. Only minorities and 9-5rs own cars in NYC. Don't be a douche.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 2:58PM

@blnde. Motivated, go-getter type... Are you sure you don't work in industry ?

This douche has been in the workforce for 20 years, he is not a freshly minted college graduate in the 80's trying to get an entry-level position on Wall Street.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 3:08PM

@blnde - What are you, Mother Theresa?

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Entry: Opening Bell: 6.24.08

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 3:51PM

Connecticut / Vermont / Maine, you are such a douche. What are you doing there, visiting mommy?

Once your wife/gfriend/favorite ho has kids, then it is a different game. At that point most people would move out of Manhattan.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 4:01PM

@bldnde. That loser, despite his lack of PR acumen, is still an MIT grad and was a retail banker (cashier) at Fortis Capital.

He is not looking for a job at McDo where he would get hired because his tenacity and dedication to his family, or because he is a rehabilitated felon / druggie who is looking to better himself, and therefore 'deserves' a chance.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 4:13PM

@MF - You clearly rank in the middle of the curve.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 4:13PM

@blnde - You clearly rank in the middle of the curve.

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Entry: Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

posted by MF

Jun 24, 2008 5:37PM

@Cincinnatus c. Clearly, lapsus calami. I passed by J Cayne's former building this morning. Must have inhaled some lingering second hand smoke.