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Entry: Charlie Gasparino Recommends Protein Shakes
posted by Meatbone9
Jun 25, 2009 3:59PM
Thanks Bess. Well if Lance thinks the Growth and Income fund is aces I should own it too hahaha. I was always torn, I liked Lance in Dodgeball, enjoy the fact that the French hate us more because of him, but he does seem like a dck. I would have enjoyed a CG/OB fight. No Sambuca?
Entry: Think Outside The Box
posted by Meatbone9
Jun 29, 2009 4:52PM
Pruno and a strike option conversion strategy running between his left and right butt cheeks...in the laundry room.
Entry: Madoff Victims Called Out
posted by Meatbone9
Jun 30, 2009 10:27AM
Yes the financial literate should have been much smarter, but I would wager that most of those people did not put 100% of their saving with BM...but the widows of close friends etc. that heard through the CC circuit that BM was honest and good? Those people have my sympathy. Yes they should have gotten an advisor blah blah - but I would be willing to bet that those people thought BM was their advisor. Maybe I'm getting soft.
Entry: Madoff Victims Called Out
posted by Meatbone9
Jun 30, 2009 10:52AM
Oh the feeder funds should get the living crap sued out of them for failure of any DD. The Noels should have to give up the daughters ala Young Guns for the burnt shirt.... @19 I think you are correct that air time goes to the minority of W&O, while the majority were not those types....
Entry: Is Jim Cramer Trying To Keep Lenny Dykstra's Bankrupcty Hush-Hush?
posted by Meatbone9
Jul 09, 2009 12:16PM
The next Meriwether? Destroying capital through 3 entities? I think Dystra did it though many more than three and should feel insulted.
Entry: Caption Contest Thursday: Love Is In The Air
posted by Meatbone9
Jul 09, 2009 12:43PM
No socks is the new killing it.
Entry: Cliff Asness's Edited Thoughts On Healthcare: Now With Logic And New Jokes!
posted by Meatbone9
Jul 23, 2009 11:00AM
"The only possible response a gentle author like myself can have is that they can bite me." Genius...and it sounds like a dare, or DB reward??
Entry: Some Of The Secrets To Paul Tudor Jones's Success
posted by Meatbone9
Jul 28, 2009 1:16PM
I'm not sure I can even attempt to put a value on Bruce Willis' magic sneakers.
Entry: Paul Tudor Jones Giveth And Taketh Away (Updated)
posted by Meatbone9
Jul 28, 2009 4:34PM
I still want the Bruce Willis' magic slippers. And a seagram's wine cooler.
Entry: Tools Of The Trade: How Bob Diamond Shoots Fish In A Barrel
posted by Meatbone9
Sep 11, 2009 12:19PM
Tom Junod walks into a bar...bartender asks "why the long face?"
Entry: What We Can Learn From The British: Don't Deal Drugs From Your Desk
posted by Meatbone9
Oct 08, 2009 2:16PM
Huh, Bess was right with the "not feel good story of the year"...made me so sad I had to do a line of a assistance ass.
Entry: You Tell Us What He's Trying To Say
posted by Meatbone9
Oct 15, 2009 11:34AM
Squeal like a pig tax payers...thank you for the slices.
Entry: Must Everyone Associated With The Galleon Case Have His/Her Own Cringworthy Rap To Speak Of?
posted by Meatbone9
Oct 20, 2009 2:22PM
Wow that was only 3min and 50sec. I think the wound will heal, but that scar, that scar will remain. Who does the PR for these guys, and why aren't we doing the same drugs as them....
Entry: At Least One Galleon Employee Hopeful This All Gonna Blow Over
posted by Meatbone9
Oct 21, 2009 4:12PM
Say it with a Fudgie the Whale cake.
Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment
posted by Meatbone9
Oct 22, 2009 10:25AM
Of course he deserves to be at the Four Seasons, the little scamp. We owe it to him as a society the way he has proved himself. Look at what he has accomplished! He killed that 5KMarathon.
Entry: Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment
posted by Meatbone9
Oct 22, 2009 2:48PM
Isn't EquityPrivate a law talking dog? I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to call up a different HR to discuss a potential hire. You can check his references et al, but you cannot discuss past yea or nay answers. I'm sure he can sue and win, but the damages may not be sympathetic to some who commits fraud? Forgery? Identity theft?
Entry: Bonus Watch '09 (And Beyond): RBS (To Be Paid Entirely In Debt?)
posted by Meatbone9
Nov 04, 2009 11:59AM
No really companies that aren't allowed to pay competitive salaries and bonuses will be able to keep talent...yup...so as traders do you short the stock here and go long bonus paper and hope for a bankruptcy? That sucks, and I don't mean that in a sarcastic your pain is my joy DB comment sort of way.

Entry: Barney Frank Wants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac To Chill With The Lending Standards
posted by Meatbone9
Jun 25, 2009 9:35AM
They are both blowhards - but Franks is correct is saying the WSJ stinks. What the people really want is the CG updated...and to hear Bloody Rue....