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Entry: Booksellers Taking Money Out Of Times Reporter's Pocket
posted by NakedShort
Nov 19, 2009 12:32PM
4=economist. examine your motives.
Entry: In Spite Of Being The Worst Job On Wall Street, BofA CEO Is Actually The Best Job In Finance
posted by NakedShort
Nov 19, 2009 12:34PM
BAML!
-Emeril Lagasse
Entry: Tim Geithner Will Not Be Showing Himself Out
posted by NakedShort
Nov 19, 2009 1:22PM
@32 really? Didnt know that tidbit.
It might have been in the memo about the stilettos that I didnt get.
Entry: Do Wall Street Executives "Defecate In Their Pants" When Andrew Ross Sorkin Calls Them
posted by NakedShort
Nov 19, 2009 3:57PM
24=fag. examine your sexuality.
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by NakedShort
Nov 19, 2009 7:56PM
Suck me beautiful!!!
-Nova friends call me Cassanova
Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 10:25AM
@Anal/24
Please examine my motives. I am not into Miley C.; rather just her hit single Party in the USA!!!
Now I am going to spend the rest of my work day worried that Chris Hansen is going to kick down my office door and ask me "What are you doing here?"
Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 10:33AM
The well cut and colored hair says "I am a professional and you can trust my advice"; the pre melanoma sun spots say "Helios used to TF and blow molten lava like loads here on the reg".
Entry: Got A Signing Bonus From Lehman Brothers? Yeah We're Gonna Need That Back
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 10:40AM
I am Bob Diamond! And I see a whole army of my bankers, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as quasi free first year analysts. And bonus babies you are. What will you do with that bonus? Will you fight?
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least for awhile. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR BONUSES!
Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 10:42AM
@36 no more of an Allison Stokke guy
Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 10:58AM
@anal
Simply put the song changes lives. It unites the world, strengthens the dollar, solves the budget deficit, cleans our carbon emissions and even in a pinch the Fed readily accepts the mp3 of the song as collateral at the discount window.
Entry: Got A Signing Bonus From Lehman Brothers? Yeah We're Gonna Need That Back
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 11:12AM
www dot imdb dot com; memorable quotes section
It is the Bible for movie buffs
Entry: Got A Signing Bonus From Lehman Brothers? Yeah We're Gonna Need That Back
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 11:18AM
@14 good point. Ill show myself out.
Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 11:57AM
After some serious consideration I think I am going to send her the NakedShort Holiday DVD Gift Pack (Leaving Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, House of Sand and Fog & American History X)
Also a mix tape of Ben Folds Five: Brick, Clapton: Tears in Heaven and Sarah McLachlan: I Will Remember You back to back on loop.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 3:20PM
Can some one help me examine my motives? I am trying to kill the next 2.5 hours until I can start drinking.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 3:26PM
@21 how about misogynist?
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 3:36PM
@TC thats an excellent point. Color me impressed with your motive examination.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 3:59PM
@anal OK please dont use the belt again.
Motives are currently being examined with a White Russian that looks exactly like a Venti Iced Coffee from Starbucks.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 4:10PM
I am going to get busted and this will end in tears.
Anywho, does anyone know if Yogi's is still open on the UWS? I puked in that bathroom at least 5 times.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by NakedShort
Nov 20, 2009 4:27PM
@48 motives are still the same. We wanna make bank bro, We wanna get ass and drive Range Rovers.
Entry: Tim Geithner Will Not Be Showing Himself Out
posted by NakedShort
Nov 19, 2009 12:20PM
I wish these idiots would just cut to the chase and ask him the only question that TG is qualified to answer.
Team Edward or Team Jacob?