Entry: Alpine Nightmares

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 11, 2008 12:52PM

These guys [like Swissy bankers] have been living off their undeserved reputation for years. About time some light got shined on these worms.

Entry: Do I Look Like I'm Negotiating?

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 11, 2008 2:20PM

Oh Bess, if only somebody would have the nuts to do it. The more the merrier. Go for it L. Frickin B.

Entry: Hurry! Space Is Limited!

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 16, 2008 12:59PM

Are there any keynote speakers from Bear at this shindig? Would be a wild Q & A session after tea and crumpets.

Entry: George Soros's Big Swinging Grapes

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 16, 2008 2:34PM

The wine ad I always wanted to see ... great stuff Bess.

Entry: No, I Don't Know Where You Got That Idea From

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 17, 2008 11:58AM

Bess, was that you that put a luggy in my taco 6 months ago at Jersey turnpike toll plaza? 'cause it tasted better than usual is all.

Entry: Where Was Chuck Prince's Freshman Year Econ Prof When We Needed Him?

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 17, 2008 2:37PM

I got your heterogeneous agent right here. And what's with that shit-eating grin: maybe he's just been told Jack Welch thinks he can run a Taco Bell.

Entry: How To Think About How Phenomenally Failing Citi Is Still A (Sacred) Cash Cow

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 18, 2008 11:48AM

Anybody willing to fund my new company with a Billion [or maybe 2 billion] dollars. We will list the shares everywhere. I will do my best to lose most of it trading, but the upside for all of us is that the stock will go up 50% and we all get rich. What's not to like?

Entry: 'It's Like the Photo of the Kid in 'Nam That Won the Pulitzer! 'Cept It's Some Rich Ivy Leaguer Who'll Have To Be Subsidized By Her Parents For One More Summer'

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 21, 2008 1:41PM

Not my type either. Much prefer Muffie speaking French I can't understand.

Entry: China Now Carrying The Torch For Worldwide Galliphobia

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 22, 2008 11:14AM

Which Laotian prison can we write to JC? Hope they have a Happy Hour.

Entry: Rumor Control

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 24, 2008 2:07PM

So all I got to do is send a few emails to a bunch of lemming traders and prices plummet? Yes, our crack Gov't investigative apparatus is hard at work protecting us. Gordon says stay long BlueStar, but Bud has become such a Schmuck.

Entry: Portfolio Columnists Should Not Throw Stones

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 24, 2008 4:08PM

These two look like "Harold & Kumar Go To Wall Street". Any chance these two spent their entire summer vacations as kiddies kissing butt in France? Inquiring minds just need to know, Muffie, and I'm betting you were their to watch the whole thing.

Entry: Inmate 57

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 25, 2008 10:09AM

He should have gotten 20 years for being so totally stupid. Hey Wes, ever hear of "offshore" - and no, I don't mean Liberia or Nigeria. Well, you got some time now in the bighouse to read up in the library, so start with Panama and go from there. By the way Wes, nice choice to pick Woody as a character witness - that sure seems to have impressed the judge.

Entry: Our Faith In The Financial Services Industry Hath Been Restored, And You're All About To Benefit

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 25, 2008 1:58PM

Bess, please send some hot meat over to Muffie along with the latest Penthouse and a bottle of your best Champale. Girl needs something.

Entry: Greens Blame Speculators For Rising Rice Prices

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 25, 2008 2:28PM

Yes dear readers, every fucking problem in the world ultimately comes from "traders". We are all greedy MF's who would gladly slit your mothers throat for a precious tick.
But I am totally sympatico with you rice eaters, so next time I eat Mexican I will hold the rice thereby keeping the price down. I will suffer so you may eat.

Entry: I'm Just Eating Rice In An Equity Traders' Paradise

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 25, 2008 2:31PM

Economics lessons from Thailand? JC, go grab a beer and start chasing some 'tang for God's sake.

Entry: Thailand: Rice Basket To The World

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 25, 2008 3:14PM

Bess, can you pull rank and get JC the fuck out of Thailand before he hurts himself. I expected a few lame posts, just so he could cover himself while chasing babes. But I'm beginning to think he's serious with this rice shit.

Entry: Thailand: Future M&A Paradise

posted by NomadTrader

Apr 25, 2008 3:44PM

Somewhere in that opium den JC inhabits, the rest of the crowd must be doubled over in giggles watching these posts. Bess, get the guy laid so my brain stops thinking about Thailand.

Entry: League Tables: Trainwreck Edition

posted by NomadTrader

May 14, 2008 1:03PM

Throw in UBS with IKB, and you got half of the fuck-ups sitting in German accounts. Sargent Schultz to the rescue though - " I know nothing." Don't look now, but we are so sorry you got squat in your account.

Entry: League Tables: Trainwreck Edition

posted by NomadTrader

May 14, 2008 2:06PM

No, they only wish they were German. The "financially responsible" Swiss suckered their German accounts into all that LBO,CMO, and CDO shit. Put that with IKB and you got a hell of a lot of pissed Germans. But, like I said, " I know nothing!!" will be the response from the Swiss.

Oh, by the way, we know we totally fucked up your equity accounts, but we are Swiss, and we are here help. You know, "UBS - you and us."

What a fucking joke these Swiss are - hell, they aren't even smart enough to keep German Gov't snoops knee-deep in hookers. What does anybody expect from these clowns?