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Entry: Caption Contest Thursday: Ken Lewis's Ride Needs No Pimping
posted by Pay It Forward
May 14, 2009 2:12PM
Awww, come on everybody. In Charlotte, a Lincoln Navi is as baller as it gets.
Entry: Dear Third Point People
posted by Pay It Forward
Jun 02, 2009 4:06PM
@5,8,9 -- To confirm what 10 said, those *are* net of fees. Reading comprehension goes a long way, numbnuts.
Entry: Would You Like To Hear Our Specials?
posted by Pay It Forward
Jun 02, 2009 5:45PM
43 = Joe Weisenthal
Entry: Time For A Siesta
posted by Pay It Forward
Jun 03, 2009 11:41AM
This actually makes me miss Carney.
And now I owe someone $20 for betting nothing could ever make me say that.
Entry: One More Question For Jon Finger To Ask To Ken Lewis
posted by Pay It Forward
Jun 05, 2009 11:49AM
Things I would rather do than read a Greg Michaels post:
1. Drop a plugged-in toaster into my bathwater
2. Be waterboarded
3. Get my ass waxed
4. Rock an "I (heart) Turkey" shirt in Little Armenia.
5. Be gang raped by a harem of Yellow Baboons.
Entry: What *Is* Proper Blackberry Etiquette?
posted by Pay It Forward
Jun 22, 2009 4:32PM
Bess, this is your best work since your letter to Biff Basness.
Love,
Your Not So Secret Admirer
Entry: What *Is* Proper Blackberry Etiquette?
posted by Pay It Forward
Jun 22, 2009 5:18PM
@28 -- how could I forget? I stand corrected.
Entry: And We're Back
posted by Pay It Forward
Jul 16, 2009 1:51PM
@1 -- I was thinking the exact same thing. Now I want to wear a Timex Iron Man too.
Entry: Half-Assed Protest At 85 Broad?
posted by Pay It Forward
Jul 22, 2009 6:51PM
@49 -- That's why you get gray v-necks which don't show, moron.
Entry: Guess What My Intern Did?
posted by Pay It Forward
Jul 23, 2009 12:44PM
@9, 12
Please, what Caleb writes is infinitely more interesting than what Greg does. And considering Caleb's subject matter must relate to accounting... that's saying quite a bit.
Entry: Somebody Downtown Has A Present For The Guys At Goldman
posted by Pay It Forward
Jul 31, 2009 2:42PM
@61 -- Nice.
Entry: Our Hero!
posted by Pay It Forward
Aug 03, 2009 5:38PM
Anal_yst, you just got called out in a Dealbreaker post. Either you sack the f*ck up and rise to the occasion, or you slink away, forever condemning your name to be used in place of "bushleague" or "Jefferies."
Don't make me write an entry for Anal_yst into the Urban Dictionary.
Entry: Presented Without Comment: FMF
posted by Pay It Forward
Aug 05, 2009 1:46PM
@13/BSD
Are you blind? In reality, it should be "no, no, no, no, and no," but "yes, no, no, no, no" is far more accurate than yes on #2.
Entry: Presented Without Comment: FMF
posted by Pay It Forward
Aug 05, 2009 1:49PM
@30: Well played as always.
Entry: Presented Without Comment: FMF
posted by Pay It Forward
Aug 05, 2009 1:54PM
@43: Sounds about right.
Entry: Presented Without Comment: FMF
posted by Pay It Forward
Aug 05, 2009 2:33PM
@74: I'm going to be reprimanded for how much that made me laugh.
Entry: Caption Contest
posted by Pay It Forward
Mar 24, 2009 2:57PM
@55
Touché.