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Entry: What Else Did Colleagues "Do" To Raj Rajaratnam?
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Oct 19, 2009 5:13PM
GALLEON FLOPPING OUT
Handbridge Capital Management called onto provide needed support and structure for smooth channel of funds into firm
Entry: What Should Charlie Gasparino's Memoirs On (Possibly) Smoking Dope With Jimmy Cayne Be Called?
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Oct 27, 2009 10:21AM
Best. Photoshop. Ever.
Entry: Jamie Dimon: THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Oct 28, 2009 5:44PM
the tie says "willing to do anything to make Mother happy" while the hands in pockets say "here's my stash, come to Daddy, kids."
Entry: John Thain Didn't Want To Be Compared To Erin Callan
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 02, 2009 2:07PM
@Anal_yst and others: neither Campagnola nor Elaine's. But in Manhattan S of 14th St.
Entry: John Thain Didn't Want To Be Compared To Erin Callan
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 03, 2009 10:38AM
@30: no, actually, but I'm impressed with your knowledge of Gasparinoniana....
Entry: The Dowager City: Next BofA Chief May Quit Charlotte
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 03, 2009 2:15PM
Light years better than Greg. This guy knows how to use tags for one thing. Welcome to modern-day blogging!
Entry: Should Jon Corzine Take Over Bank Of America?
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 04, 2009 11:05AM
Blind item (true!): which wall st. gossip queen was seen leaving Charlie Gasparino's party and climbing into a cab with a hot blonde before shooting off to parts unknown?
Entry: Should Jon Corzine Take Over Bank Of America?
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 04, 2009 11:27AM
@44: ftw. but no, not DK; although he was there, I didn't see him leave. Maybe he picked up a streetdog after leaving the party, I don't know.
Entry: Should Jon Corzine Take Over Bank Of America?
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 04, 2009 3:41PM
@naked: bess has my email address. Get it from her and I can arrange a signed copy for the man behind Handbridge Capital.
@49: who the hell is MT? John Mack showed, Kneale (no collie), Melissas Lee and Francis, a bunch of goombahs, Gasparino's awesome mother-in-law, I didn't see if Larry Fink was there....
@anal_yst: come on, you know how jealously Bess guards her private life. BUT the blonde is married I've discovered.
Entry: Charlie Gasparino Also Huge In Greenwich?
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 04, 2009 4:07PM
Baited breath = what Dennis Kneale uses to attract his four-legged lovers.
Entry: Alleged Insider Trader Emanuel Goffer "Needs A Hug"
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 05, 2009 12:09PM
46 unread facebook emails, Bess? OK, we know how not to get in touch with you.
Entry: Charlie Gasparino Does It Sans Sleeves
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 10, 2009 8:12AM
@Naked ftw
Entry: A Reminder From Steve Cohen
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 10, 2009 1:18PM
Magic. Sheer magic, Bess. We know who the Queen of Hearts in the Financial World Deck is.
Entry: Warren Buffett Makes Pit-Stop At God's Workshop, Offers Pick Me Up
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 12, 2009 1:54PM
Jesus God above, Bess. You are on fire today.
Entry: Goldman Sachs Does Fast Damage Control On Cat Story-- What Else Can We Get Them To Do?
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 12, 2009 1:59PM
Bess: Remind Lloyd of the special promise he made to YOU for your birthday. You remember.... the foursome in his secret inner office: Lloyd in a French maid's outfit, Stevie Cohen groveling at your feet, and Chazzy G. in a negligee doing pull-ups at your command, while you lord it over them in a chair made of crushed egos and the broken dreams of your competitors..
Entry: Goldman Sachs Officially Cancels Christmas This Year
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 13, 2009 10:51AM
I hear Chazzy G will be playing Esther in the Purim play.
Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager Addresses Dumb Blonde Jokes
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 17, 2009 2:03PM
Bess LOVES dumb blonde jokes. For an obvious reason.
Entry: Charlie Gasparino Is Ready For A Book Talk Brawl
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Nov 20, 2009 11:37AM
@1: why? out of longing, despair, what?
My new favorite photoshop, after the one of Jamie and Chazzy having a romantic dinner together.
Someday in decades to come, I hope someone will publish Rogue Art: A Gallery of Bess Levin's Classic Dealbreaker Images. Instant bestseller.
Entry: UK Firms Can't Have Women Around The Office On The Off Chance Someone Reaches Out And Touches Them
posted by Perkins Maxwell
Oct 14, 2009 5:02PM
@Anal_yst: Bess sets the tagging standard higher with each passing week. Also we need Ping here on this coast. TG needs some help at Treasury--let's put her on the job.