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Entry: Blue Bull No Longer
posted by PhilSeltzer
Oct 21, 2008 12:18PM
Fascinating story.
Any word on problems with Lehman CDS tanking. I recall some loud predictions of failure to settle. TGFD, perhaps? (Sorry if wrong attribution.)
Entry: Blue Bull No Longer
posted by PhilSeltzer
Oct 21, 2008 12:18PM
Fascinating story.
Any word on problems with Lehman CDS tanking? I recall some loud predictions of failure to settle. TGFD, perhaps? (Sorry if wrong attribution.)
Entry: Blue Bull No Longer
posted by PhilSeltzer
Oct 21, 2008 12:28PM
Guest who hath not the pair to use your own name/nick @6.
Unless its your first 30 seconds on the site, you may have noticed that posting can sometimes be problematic. So I reclicked after a while (and after correcting a punctuation mark).
Seriously... a double post (and not a triple or worse) warrants comment? Felt like being snarky and Gawker and Perez Hilton wouldn't have you?
Chill it out dude.
Entry: DealBreaker Afterdark: Aw, That Will Buff Right Out
posted by PhilSeltzer
Oct 24, 2008 8:50AM
15,000 contracts on ask for the ESZ8. Nice.
Entry: BarcLehs Cancels Christmas
posted by PhilSeltzer
Oct 29, 2008 3:42PM
20 - Well done. Scary, but well done.
Lehman/not Barclays/noone's RE Funds 3:30 conf call has yet to start. Still trying to find something positive to say? "Are you my mommy" perhaps?
Entry: Write-Offs: 12.11.08
posted by PhilSeltzer
Dec 11, 2008 5:32PM
There is a special place in hell reserved for Madoff. I may have to get a ... a... a job.
Entry: Write-Offs: 12.11.08
posted by PhilSeltzer
Dec 11, 2008 5:49PM
HAD money with until about 4:29.
Entry: Write-Offs: 12.11.08
posted by PhilSeltzer
Dec 12, 2008 12:42AM
Yeah I don't get the 11-25 clients bit. I can name nearly 25 individuals with money directly invested in separate Madoff accounts.
Entry: Weekend Dealbreaker: The Owner's Name is on the Door
posted by PhilSeltzer
Dec 14, 2008 11:21PM
@73, While I agree it is not likely to be $50B, some of your assumptions are off. e.g. the "Club", as you called it was not primarily through FoF. I can think of most of $1B that was through one of the larger "Club" members. And that doesn't even touch on the PBCC which was direct, not FoF. And $1MM is not much for the people who were in. IIRC I heard the minimum was $1MM back in say 1997.
Entry: Say It To His Face
posted by PhilSeltzer
Dec 15, 2008 12:25PM
Sure I'm in. How do I enclosed urine in an email? I keep going through keyboards.
Entry: Vacations Are Key
posted by PhilSeltzer
Dec 17, 2008 7:18AM
@misinformed: statements were monthly and trade advices were generated when the "trades" took place.
Entry: Madoff Family's Last Remaining Asset?
posted by PhilSeltzer
Jan 05, 2009 4:15PM
That fish is hot.
And you know that fish likes it rough. Grab that fin, bitch!
Entry: Live Blogging The SEC's Public Whipping
posted by PhilSeltzer
Jan 05, 2009 4:16PM
Gary Ackerman Rocks!
That was his, "duhhhhhh", right?
Entry: Dennis Kneale Needs Midol, Stat
posted by PhilSeltzer
Jan 05, 2009 4:23PM
I heard that Dennis proposed a show with himself and Pisani called "Kneale & Bob".
But I bet he could do Kneale & Bob all by himself ;)
Entry: Caption Contest Thursday: Madoff Maxes and Relaxes, Part II
posted by PhilSeltzer
Jan 08, 2009 5:02PM
What, me worry?
Entry: Madoff: "I cannot offer you any excuse for my behavior"
posted by PhilSeltzer
Jun 29, 2009 11:36AM
150!!! Suck it bitch!!
Entry: Later This Morning In Gorging Yourself For Sport
posted by PhilSeltzer
Aug 20, 2009 11:09AM
p(Hurling on TGIF Skins | not having hurled) = 1.0
Same could be said for the salami if expired. No expiration condition on the skins.
Entry: Where You Can Get A Handbridge
posted by PhilSeltzer
Aug 20, 2009 12:14PM
I'm no artist, but here's two more statistical/quant-y takes on a HB logo.
Entry: Where You Can Get A Handbridge
posted by PhilSeltzer
Aug 20, 2009 12:16PM
Add to the above a slogan idea: "To the power of two!"

Entry: Not So Special Anymore
posted by PhilSeltzer
Oct 17, 2008 1:47PM
Switzerland: Who are we to judge, Herr Fuehrer?
Switzerland: Way more discreet that Jeff Epstein's tranny.