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Entry: Not So Special Anymore

posted by PhilSeltzer

Oct 17, 2008 1:47PM

Switzerland: Who are we to judge, Herr Fuehrer?

Switzerland: Way more discreet that Jeff Epstein's tranny.

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Entry: Blue Bull No Longer

posted by PhilSeltzer

Oct 21, 2008 12:18PM

Fascinating story.

Any word on problems with Lehman CDS tanking. I recall some loud predictions of failure to settle. TGFD, perhaps? (Sorry if wrong attribution.)

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Entry: Blue Bull No Longer

posted by PhilSeltzer

Oct 21, 2008 12:18PM

Fascinating story.

Any word on problems with Lehman CDS tanking? I recall some loud predictions of failure to settle. TGFD, perhaps? (Sorry if wrong attribution.)

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Entry: Blue Bull No Longer

posted by PhilSeltzer

Oct 21, 2008 12:28PM

Guest who hath not the pair to use your own name/nick @6.

Unless its your first 30 seconds on the site, you may have noticed that posting can sometimes be problematic. So I reclicked after a while (and after correcting a punctuation mark).

Seriously... a double post (and not a triple or worse) warrants comment? Felt like being snarky and Gawker and Perez Hilton wouldn't have you?

Chill it out dude.

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Entry: DealBreaker Afterdark: Aw, That Will Buff Right Out

posted by PhilSeltzer

Oct 24, 2008 8:50AM

15,000 contracts on ask for the ESZ8. Nice.

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Entry: BarcLehs Cancels Christmas

posted by PhilSeltzer

Oct 29, 2008 3:42PM

20 - Well done. Scary, but well done.

Lehman/not Barclays/noone's RE Funds 3:30 conf call has yet to start. Still trying to find something positive to say? "Are you my mommy" perhaps?

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Entry: Write-Offs: 12.11.08

posted by PhilSeltzer

Dec 11, 2008 5:32PM

There is a special place in hell reserved for Madoff. I may have to get a ... a... a job.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 12.11.08

posted by PhilSeltzer

Dec 11, 2008 5:49PM

HAD money with until about 4:29.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 12.11.08

posted by PhilSeltzer

Dec 12, 2008 12:42AM

Yeah I don't get the 11-25 clients bit. I can name nearly 25 individuals with money directly invested in separate Madoff accounts.

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Entry: Weekend Dealbreaker: The Owner's Name is on the Door

posted by PhilSeltzer

Dec 14, 2008 11:21PM

@73, While I agree it is not likely to be $50B, some of your assumptions are off. e.g. the "Club", as you called it was not primarily through FoF. I can think of most of $1B that was through one of the larger "Club" members. And that doesn't even touch on the PBCC which was direct, not FoF. And $1MM is not much for the people who were in. IIRC I heard the minimum was $1MM back in say 1997.

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Entry: Say It To His Face

posted by PhilSeltzer

Dec 15, 2008 12:25PM

Sure I'm in. How do I enclosed urine in an email? I keep going through keyboards.

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Entry: Vacations Are Key

posted by PhilSeltzer

Dec 17, 2008 7:18AM

@misinformed: statements were monthly and trade advices were generated when the "trades" took place.

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Entry: Madoff Family's Last Remaining Asset?

posted by PhilSeltzer

Jan 05, 2009 4:15PM

That fish is hot.
And you know that fish likes it rough. Grab that fin, bitch!

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Entry: Live Blogging The SEC's Public Whipping

posted by PhilSeltzer

Jan 05, 2009 4:16PM

Gary Ackerman Rocks!
That was his, "duhhhhhh", right?

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Entry: Dennis Kneale Needs Midol, Stat

posted by PhilSeltzer

Jan 05, 2009 4:23PM

I heard that Dennis proposed a show with himself and Pisani called "Kneale & Bob".

But I bet he could do Kneale & Bob all by himself ;)

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Entry: Caption Contest Thursday: Madoff Maxes and Relaxes, Part II

posted by PhilSeltzer

Jan 08, 2009 5:02PM

What, me worry?

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Entry: Madoff: "I cannot offer you any excuse for my behavior"

posted by PhilSeltzer

Jun 29, 2009 11:36AM

150!!! Suck it bitch!!

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Entry: Later This Morning In Gorging Yourself For Sport

posted by PhilSeltzer

Aug 20, 2009 11:09AM

p(Hurling on TGIF Skins | not having hurled) = 1.0

Same could be said for the salami if expired. No expiration condition on the skins.

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Entry: Where You Can Get A Handbridge

posted by PhilSeltzer

Aug 20, 2009 12:14PM

I'm no artist, but here's two more statistical/quant-y takes on a HB logo.

http://img443.imageshack.us/i/hbcapital.png/

http://img257.imageshack.us/i/hbcapital2.png/

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Entry: Where You Can Get A Handbridge

posted by PhilSeltzer

Aug 20, 2009 12:16PM

Add to the above a slogan idea: "To the power of two!"