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Entry: Tax Haven Shrugs Off Fallout From Bernie
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Jul 27, 2009 1:09PM
Eh, by about two weeks?
And even if they did, it doesn't change the tenor of the sentence - they're still former grey list partners.
Entry: Prop Traders Quitting At JPMorgan
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Jul 27, 2009 4:28PM
Alex Brown. True story.
Entry: The California Crisis Could Have Been Avoided
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Jul 28, 2009 6:26PM
Feck. Guest @26 beat me to the obvious.
This chick is a festering black hole of stupid.
Entry: Did Goldman Sachs Lobby To Have Maxine Waters Named One Of DC's Most Beautiful?
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Jul 29, 2009 3:42PM
This is wrong on multiple levels. GS may or may not have been involved, but this has to be a joke, perpetrated by some truly clever bastard.
Oh, and @13 FTW, by a mile
Entry: Noted Economists Declare Recession Over
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Jul 30, 2009 12:26PM
I'm in! Picture and all.
And I can't believe they're so stupid as to let people sign up, unmoderated.
Oh wait - yes I can.
Entry: Foreign Corrupt Practices Act: Herbicide For Green Shoots
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Aug 06, 2009 12:32PM
@13: While noting that Google is far better at translation from Chinese than I am, I am struck by wonder at this picture caption:
Nicknamed "little girl" who the Lishui DU Yi-min, a result of fraud was sentenced to death and deprived of political rights for life.
At least they didn't deprive her of political rights for long, so there's that.
Entry: Now Departing On Runway 26, $500 Million Of Your Money
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Aug 07, 2009 11:31AM
Palin's got nothing to do with this, asshole @2/@3
The Dems are doing the same thing (ahem) that the Repubs did when they gained control -- spending like Democrats.
It's less hypocritical when a Dem does it, admittedly, but based on the way these pus-bags act, you'd think we work for them, not the other way around.
Entry: Sheryl Weinstein: I Wrote This Book To Make Things Up To My Family
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Aug 25, 2009 1:44PM
The irksome nature of giving this waste of oxygen any more of her 15 minutes is MORE than made up for by the scintillating commentary on the matter over the past few days.
Oh, and @27 FTW
Entry: Sheryl Weinstein: I Kept Bernie's Ego In Check By Periodically Reminding Him Of His Shortcomings
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Aug 31, 2009 10:07AM
B-Mad could die in a fire, and I wouldn't care.
That said, this woman is such a skeezed out cum-dumpster that I have greater disrespect for her than for Bernie.
Entry: AIG's New CEO Will Do Unspeakable Things To Andrew Cuomo. You Don't Even Want To Know.
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Aug 31, 2009 4:55PM
If so, I hope he's clean as a whistle, and can handle the heat.
Cuomo and his predecessor, the prostie-fucker, have one thing in common:
They're both pussified bullies who shout people down rather than actually proving their points.
Entry: Tool Of The Week: Psyching Out Your Competition
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Aug 31, 2009 5:09PM
Jesus - from the picture, it looks like Iron Mike ate George Foreman.
And not just his ass, either.
Entry: Dick Fuld: "I've Had Paulson Up My Ass All Week"
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Sep 10, 2009 3:07PM
Am I the only one who expected a Simpsons clip of Apu, after the jump?
Entry: Gasparino: John Mack Stepping Down As CEO Of Morgan Stanley
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Sep 10, 2009 6:16PM
@34 - Greek? Don't say that in Beirut.
Entry: Live-Blogging Gasparino's Sit-Down With John Mack
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Sep 11, 2009 1:32PM
MCC - a face that caught on fire and was put out with an ice-pick, causing multiple puncture wounds in what she laughingly calls "her brain"
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.11.09
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Sep 14, 2009 1:13AM
I, for one, would be very curious to hear if there are any opinions out there about the MS Cheerleaders.
Entry: 15 Year-Old Snubs Maria Bartiromo And Erin Burnett
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Sep 14, 2009 1:37PM
Who's the 14 year old boy in the yellow sweater to the right of the picture, wearing an Erin mask?
Entry: Michael Moore: Wall Street Still Cooking Up "Crazy Schemes" To Destroy Mankind
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Sep 16, 2009 3:20PM
Michael FatAss Moore @48 - blow yourself, broccoli dick.
Entry: Meredith Whitney, Your Wife, Says: 300 More Banks To Fail
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Sep 18, 2009 12:32PM
She didn't "call it when others didn't see it", and she's still vastly less attractive, in all respects, than she thinks she is.
Entry: Caption Contest Wednesday
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Oct 07, 2009 4:23PM
"Shia: Ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Shia: Dress for Success says the knot in your tie should never be wider than your head"
Entry: How Long Could You Last Without Your Blackberry?
posted by Porker Stankleberry
Jul 24, 2009 12:26PM
@36: Woof.