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Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC
posted by Private
Jan 22, 2009 12:27PM
@19, it doesnt get my juices flowing, I feel for all of them.
@21, you are completely correct, error on my part.
Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC
posted by Private
Jan 22, 2009 1:27PM
There’s No Hope These Days:
There’s no hope these days,
That I can promise
What once seemed fulfilling
Became null and demeaning
Dreams of power and success
Have turned dim in distress
My friends laid off, not given a chance
People left to dry, without money in their pants
There’s no hope these days…
Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC
posted by Private
Jan 22, 2009 1:30PM
I just heard that people are walking out of the BOA building in Bryant Park and quitting, this true?
Entry: Opening Bell: 01.23.09
posted by Private
Jan 23, 2009 9:07AM
Anyone else see this chick on The Daily Beast who is auctioning her virginity online for $4mm?
Girl is a genius.
Entry: Opening Bell: 01.23.09
posted by Private
Jan 23, 2009 9:30AM
@15 someone already bid 3.8mm on her. She may not be a virgin , but she's smart for getting 4mm to get laid.
Entry: Opening Bell: 01.23.09
posted by Private
Jan 23, 2009 10:02AM
@28, 10 here, I totally agree, the girl is ruining her life. I'm not sure how the prostitution stuff in Vegas works, I'm sure the bunny ranch where she's doing it will get a piece of her profit.
Entry: Opening Bell: 01.23.09
posted by Private
Jan 23, 2009 10:08AM
@ 30, here you go
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-01-22/john-thains-top-16-outrages/
Entry: Eliot Spitzer In Good Company
posted by Private
Feb 06, 2009 11:39AM
Is that Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Entry: Live Blogging Lewis
posted by Private
Feb 06, 2009 12:03PM
Why does Ken look exactly like Bobby Bowden?
Entry: You Must Make Amends In The Traditional Manner
posted by Private
Feb 06, 2009 3:11PM
In this time of frosty fear
My chosen path is hardly clear
Apathy clouds my day to day
Sinking emotions cause disarray
These restless nights I cannot keep
Lost beneath my blanket deep
This darkness plagues my lust for life
Each breathe I take is constant strife
And so I've lost my motivation
This soul retreats to hibernation
Entry: I'm Cracking Your Safe... I'm Cracking Your Safe
posted by Private
Feb 10, 2009 3:32PM
He looks like the Duke Blue Devil
Entry: Barney-Boy: "Why do you need to be BRIBED* to have your interests align with the public?"
posted by Private
Feb 11, 2009 2:28PM
Velasquez is terrible.
Entry: Barney-Boy: "Why do you need to be BRIBED* to have your interests align with the public?"
posted by Private
Feb 11, 2009 3:20PM
"I feel more like Corporel of the universe...not captain right about now"
Ken Lewis
Entry: Barney-Boy: "Why do you need to be BRIBED* to have your interests align with the public?"
posted by Private
Feb 11, 2009 3:36PM
Mack looks exactly like Alf.
Entry: Two Words
posted by Private
Feb 19, 2009 11:34AM
Operator: "Thank you for calling moviefone, please say the movie you would like to see."
Marlee Matlin (In deaf voice): "The Last Mimzy"
Operator: "Please repeat the movie you would like to see..."
Marlee Matlin (In deaf voice): "The Last Mimzy!"
Operator: "You've selected 300..."
Entry: Hedge Fund Manager Assesses Situation At Harvard
posted by Private
Jul 07, 2009 2:41PM
Good, fuck Harvard
Entry: Mario Gabelli Is The A-Rod Of The Investing World, Basically, Says Mario Gabelli
posted by Private
Jul 07, 2009 2:46PM
Go FORDHAM!
Entry: Barney Frank Wishes Wall Street A Very Merry Christmas
posted by Private
Nov 03, 2009 5:12PM
Looks like BF is sitting on anohter upside down chair.

Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC
posted by Private
Jan 22, 2009 12:19PM
Blackberries and loafers, blazers and ties
Those used to be the things that excited my eyes
In reality its excel, financials, double monitors and lies
Oh how sometimes I wish I were blind.
The work, and strife are not worth the depression
I used to be tan and sexy, now a whiter complexion
Stuck inside these evil walls
I used to have girls sucking my balls.