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Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC

posted by Private

Jan 22, 2009 12:19PM

Blackberries and loafers, blazers and ties

Those used to be the things that excited my eyes

In reality its excel, financials, double monitors and lies

Oh how sometimes I wish I were blind.

The work, and strife are not worth the depression

I used to be tan and sexy, now a whiter complexion

Stuck inside these evil walls

I used to have girls sucking my balls.

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC

posted by Private

Jan 22, 2009 12:27PM

@19, it doesnt get my juices flowing, I feel for all of them.
@21, you are completely correct, error on my part.

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC

posted by Private

Jan 22, 2009 1:27PM

There’s No Hope These Days:

There’s no hope these days,

That I can promise

What once seemed fulfilling

Became null and demeaning

Dreams of power and success

Have turned dim in distress

My friends laid off, not given a chance

People left to dry, without money in their pants

There’s no hope these days…

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC

posted by Private

Jan 22, 2009 1:30PM

I just heard that people are walking out of the BOA building in Bryant Park and quitting, this true?

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Entry: Opening Bell: 01.23.09

posted by Private

Jan 23, 2009 9:07AM

Anyone else see this chick on The Daily Beast who is auctioning her virginity online for $4mm?

Girl is a genius.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 01.23.09

posted by Private

Jan 23, 2009 9:30AM

@15 someone already bid 3.8mm on her. She may not be a virgin , but she's smart for getting 4mm to get laid.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 01.23.09

posted by Private

Jan 23, 2009 10:02AM

@28, 10 here, I totally agree, the girl is ruining her life. I'm not sure how the prostitution stuff in Vegas works, I'm sure the bunny ranch where she's doing it will get a piece of her profit.

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Entry: Eliot Spitzer In Good Company

posted by Private

Feb 06, 2009 11:39AM

Is that Dog the Bounty Hunter?

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Entry: Live Blogging Lewis

posted by Private

Feb 06, 2009 12:03PM

Why does Ken look exactly like Bobby Bowden?

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Entry: You Must Make Amends In The Traditional Manner

posted by Private

Feb 06, 2009 3:11PM

In this time of frosty fear
My chosen path is hardly clear

Apathy clouds my day to day
Sinking emotions cause disarray

These restless nights I cannot keep
Lost beneath my blanket deep

This darkness plagues my lust for life
Each breathe I take is constant strife

And so I've lost my motivation
This soul retreats to hibernation

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Entry: Bar Refaeli: Good For The Markets?

posted by Private

Feb 10, 2009 1:56PM

@ 23 - hysterical

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Entry: I'm Cracking Your Safe... I'm Cracking Your Safe

posted by Private

Feb 10, 2009 3:32PM

He looks like the Duke Blue Devil

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Entry: Barney-Boy: "Why do you need to be BRIBED* to have your interests align with the public?"

posted by Private

Feb 11, 2009 3:20PM

"I feel more like Corporel of the universe...not captain right about now"

Ken Lewis

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Entry: Barney-Boy: "Why do you need to be BRIBED* to have your interests align with the public?"

posted by Private

Feb 11, 2009 3:36PM

Mack looks exactly like Alf.

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Entry: Two Words

posted by Private

Feb 19, 2009 11:34AM

Operator: "Thank you for calling moviefone, please say the movie you would like to see."

Marlee Matlin (In deaf voice): "The Last Mimzy"

Operator: "Please repeat the movie you would like to see..."

Marlee Matlin (In deaf voice): "The Last Mimzy!"

Operator: "You've selected 300..."

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Entry: Hedge Fund Manager Assesses Situation At Harvard

posted by Private

Jul 07, 2009 2:41PM

Good, fuck Harvard

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Entry: Barney Frank Wishes Wall Street A Very Merry Christmas

posted by Private

Nov 03, 2009 5:12PM

Looks like BF is sitting on anohter upside down chair.