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Entry: BAC Shareholders Mobilize Against Lewis
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 02, 2009 9:31AM
1/2 price Scotches all around when Lewis gets bounced.
Entry: Opening Bell: 02.04.09
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 04, 2009 8:58AM
WTH is Willie R suggesting Markopolis is being douchey? Or rubbing faces in it? There's made-for-TV movie, no Oprah, no Larry King. The Mark's kept a low profile. Other than his sworn written testimony.
At 60 pages, that's like 833 mill a page.
Yes, too Marko, didn't scheme.
Entry: Ken Lewis Not Down With Meetings That Keep Him At Work Past Happy Hour
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 06, 2009 9:10AM
I'm tired of this douchebag.
Entry: Ken Not Only Griffin Back In The Game
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 13, 2009 7:37PM
Am I the only one a little creeped out by the happy emanating from those two? Psychically shared happy? The type of psychic bond that makes married couples wear matching polyester suits. It looks like they both mainline Xanax or something....
Entry: Opening Bell: 02.20.09
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 20, 2009 9:06AM
@10 i got a sunburn from his redneckery.
Entry: Pandit Wiping Brow
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 26, 2009 9:27AM
I want Vickie, his gaggle of extended family type people, the battalion of useless Indian middle management type people, the arranged weird marriages, and the dirty curry trays and fuck off back to Mumbai.
Entry: Live Blogging The Citi Call
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 27, 2009 8:54AM
Yesterday's comment about good ole Vic was too strong for the mods, but today I will temper myself.
Please, please, please Vik. Take your whole kit and kaboodle and fuck off back to Mumbai.
Nothing left to mismanage. Move on.
Entry: Live Blogging The Citi Call
posted by Revmachine21
Feb 27, 2009 9:57AM
@8, @5 here. I am a C employee overseas. Survived countless RIFs. I feel liberated! No amount of effort on my part can fill even the smallest part of the hole that C has dug for itself. And nothing I can do could possibly make the hole larger.
It's like, "Whoa... I don't need to try like my life depends on it any longer."
Entry: Caption Contest (of Horrors) Monday
posted by Revmachine21
May 19, 2009 8:58AM
My mind can not reconcile the distance between his package bulge and the waistband. It's like 24 inches.
Entry: Geithner And Bair Fighting (Like Lovahs Who Dress Up And Roleplay After Hours)
posted by Revmachine21
Jun 10, 2009 9:51AM
Judging by the utter lack of meaningful email hitting my inbox, Q2 will be beneath shit. System production outage emails just don't fucking count as meaningful.
Entry: Opening Bell: 06.11.09
posted by Revmachine21
Jun 11, 2009 10:11AM
@10:
Welcome to hell. The water is piss warm.
Sincerely,
Current Citi employee
Entry: What Is Ruth Madoff Going To Do?
posted by Revmachine21
Jun 29, 2009 10:10AM
You can buy a pretty cheap shack in Alaska, and with the favorable man to woman ratio, she'll be manned up in short order. She's well preserved and all, she could land herself a real capable 50 year old outdoorsman.
Entry: Opening Bell: 07.06.09
posted by Revmachine21
Jul 06, 2009 7:59AM
Serge is light in the loafers.

Entry: Opening Bell: 01.29.09
posted by Revmachine21
Jan 29, 2009 9:14AM
Re Sandy Weil, fucking final. The craven bastard has been sucking on the Citi teat for long enough. Not to mention merging with every shitpot finance company to create a Frankenstein monster. And giving the firm Chuckie as his successor.