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Entry: Opening Bell: 01.29.09

posted by Revmachine21

Jan 29, 2009 9:14AM

Re Sandy Weil, fucking final. The craven bastard has been sucking on the Citi teat for long enough. Not to mention merging with every shitpot finance company to create a Frankenstein monster. And giving the firm Chuckie as his successor.

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Entry: BAC Shareholders Mobilize Against Lewis

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 02, 2009 9:31AM

1/2 price Scotches all around when Lewis gets bounced.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 02.04.09

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 04, 2009 8:58AM

WTH is Willie R suggesting Markopolis is being douchey? Or rubbing faces in it? There's made-for-TV movie, no Oprah, no Larry King. The Mark's kept a low profile. Other than his sworn written testimony.

At 60 pages, that's like 833 mill a page.

Yes, too Marko, didn't scheme.

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Entry: Ken Lewis Not Down With Meetings That Keep Him At Work Past Happy Hour

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 06, 2009 9:10AM

I'm tired of this douchebag.

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Entry: Ken Not Only Griffin Back In The Game

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 13, 2009 7:37PM

Am I the only one a little creeped out by the happy emanating from those two? Psychically shared happy? The type of psychic bond that makes married couples wear matching polyester suits. It looks like they both mainline Xanax or something....

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Entry: Opening Bell: 02.20.09

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 20, 2009 9:06AM

@10 i got a sunburn from his redneckery.

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Entry: Pandit Wiping Brow

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 26, 2009 9:27AM

I want Vickie, his gaggle of extended family type people, the battalion of useless Indian middle management type people, the arranged weird marriages, and the dirty curry trays and fuck off back to Mumbai.

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Entry: Live Blogging The Citi Call

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 27, 2009 8:54AM

Yesterday's comment about good ole Vic was too strong for the mods, but today I will temper myself.

Please, please, please Vik. Take your whole kit and kaboodle and fuck off back to Mumbai.

Nothing left to mismanage. Move on.

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Entry: Live Blogging The Citi Call

posted by Revmachine21

Feb 27, 2009 9:57AM

@8, @5 here. I am a C employee overseas. Survived countless RIFs. I feel liberated! No amount of effort on my part can fill even the smallest part of the hole that C has dug for itself. And nothing I can do could possibly make the hole larger.

It's like, "Whoa... I don't need to try like my life depends on it any longer."

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Entry: Caption Contest (of Horrors) Monday

posted by Revmachine21

May 19, 2009 8:58AM

My mind can not reconcile the distance between his package bulge and the waistband. It's like 24 inches.

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Entry: Geithner And Bair Fighting (Like Lovahs Who Dress Up And Roleplay After Hours)

posted by Revmachine21

Jun 10, 2009 9:51AM

Judging by the utter lack of meaningful email hitting my inbox, Q2 will be beneath shit. System production outage emails just don't fucking count as meaningful.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 06.11.09

posted by Revmachine21

Jun 11, 2009 10:11AM

@10:

Welcome to hell. The water is piss warm.

Sincerely,

Current Citi employee

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Entry: What Is Ruth Madoff Going To Do?

posted by Revmachine21

Jun 29, 2009 10:10AM

You can buy a pretty cheap shack in Alaska, and with the favorable man to woman ratio, she'll be manned up in short order. She's well preserved and all, she could land herself a real capable 50 year old outdoorsman.

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Entry: Guesstimate Bernie Madoff's Sentence

posted by Revmachine21

Jun 29, 2009 10:14AM

23 years

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Entry: Opening Bell: 07.06.09

posted by Revmachine21

Jul 06, 2009 7:59AM

Serge is light in the loafers.