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Entry: Our Self-Respect: Priceless (Unless You've Got A 5-Spot, In Which Case, SOLD)

posted by Riskybusiness

May 19, 2008 6:43PM

New item for sale on Ebay. "Liquidity Model Designed by Bear Stearns Risk Group" Very Rare Never used.

Entry: Erin Callan: CFO As Media Celebrity

posted by Riskybusiness

May 19, 2008 9:38PM

I think counterclockwise was speaking of Warren Burger. He was constantly flaunting his physical traits to articulate his minority opinions.

Entry: Dimon Calls Pandit A Jerk

posted by Riskybusiness

May 30, 2008 11:59AM

Doesn't this harken back to Jeff Skilling's "Thanks, Asshole" comment from the Q2 Enron Earnings call in 2001?

Entry: Dimon Calls Pandit A Jerk

posted by Riskybusiness

May 30, 2008 11:59AM

Doesn't this bring to ming Jeff Skilling's "Thanks, Asshole" comment from the Q2 Enron Earnings call in 2001?

Entry: Why Don't The Airlines Hedge More?

posted by Riskybusiness

May 30, 2008 1:00PM

Anal_st - More likely South West Texas Mechanical and Animal Husbandry College. I hear they have a magnificent insemination management program.

Entry: Why Don't The Airlines Hedge More?

posted by Riskybusiness

May 30, 2008 1:00PM

Anal_st - @ 12:40 More likely went to South West Texas Mechanical and Animal Husbandry College. I hear they have a magnificent insemination management program.

Entry: Jamie Dimon: We Got Bear On The Cheap

posted by Riskybusiness

Jun 17, 2008 4:16PM

@3:43 Brezhnev called and wants his diatribe back. If you want to live in a free-market economy you need to take some bad with all that good.

On the Steve Black front:
He hates Bear with a passion. He has ever since Bear didn't strap one on during the LTCM bail-out.

Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: Wachovia

posted by Riskybusiness

Jun 18, 2008 12:10PM

@12:02 -

If you're that empathetic you are going into the wrong business. Try the Peace Corps. After your third or fourth 20 minutes ass chewing at the hands of an MD for misplacing a period in a PIB you'll understand why people love when bankers fall like Kurdish villagers in a chemical attack.

Entry: Bonus Watch '08: JPMorgan London

posted by Riskybusiness

Jun 19, 2008 9:58AM

@ 9:37

"Is these numbers.." You must work in North Carolina for BofA.

Entry: Taxpayers Will Pay Price For The Bear Stearns Bailout

posted by Riskybusiness

Jul 07, 2008 9:42AM

Relax people.....The tenor on most of the assets are out past 15 years. Even when doubling historical default probabilities you don't approach the implied defaults found in the market right now. The junk is illiquid, not worthless.

Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: Wachovia

posted by Riskybusiness

Jul 08, 2008 11:30AM

I didn't know Wachovia had S&T. Are they a boiler room brokerage?

Entry: Caption Contest Monday: The Sleeves Are About To Come Off

posted by Riskybusiness

Jul 14, 2008 10:36AM

Yes, Ghandi is a middle aged African male wearing a Kufi. No wonder your a bank teller.

Entry: Caption Contest Monday: The Sleeves Are About To Come Off

posted by Riskybusiness

Jul 14, 2008 10:44AM

Well if by "clever schtick" your referring to wit and intelligence; quite well, thank you for asking. Best of luck closing your next Alt-A mortgage to an un-employed janitor.

Entry: Question

posted by Riskybusiness

Jul 30, 2008 10:04AM

Anal_yst - I must disagree with you. Nothing tops Vegemite.