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  • If you are not a woman and you are reading this, you are gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Entry: Goldman Sachs Going Private?

posted by SausageOfDoom

Nov 07, 2008 2:45PM

@51: it is not a rumor. It's just Rothbort’s opinion as to what is going to happen. His quote: "I will say it again. Goldman Sachs (GS) goes private." He later goes on to explain his rationale.

Entry: Lil' Hedge Fund Manager Sells Big Apartment

posted by SausageOfDoom

Nov 10, 2008 5:01PM

@35 Bess was merciless in that post regarding his height (I like that in a woman).

Entry: So Long As There Are Financial Services Hacks Binging And Purging Vending Machine Snacks, The Market Will Be Okay

posted by SausageOfDoom

Nov 13, 2008 5:15PM

@31: Maybe that last item is really a Combo-flavored pizza

Entry: GS: The Hits Just Keep On Coming

posted by SausageOfDoom

Nov 18, 2008 11:54AM

"because sin tastes so good". I hope she was referring to sausage or I too, will be sad

Entry: Presented Without Comment

posted by SausageOfDoom

Dec 03, 2008 10:30AM

If nothing else, press conferences would be a lot more fun.

Entry: Jobs, Drinks

posted by SausageOfDoom

Dec 06, 2008 11:59PM

@3 I am guessing you do not work on Wall Street, if you need to ask that question.

Entry: Wait For It... Wait For It...

posted by SausageOfDoom

Dec 08, 2008 7:42PM

If you go to the link, this is comment#1:

"Are we not counting his years in the Luftwaffe?"

Entry: You Are A Big Bunch Of Thieves And Liars And I'm Not Inviting You To My Birthday Party

posted by SausageOfDoom

Dec 19, 2008 5:46PM

#18: Fantastic response. You picked apart Krugman’s argument point by point, making him look like a fool.

Okay, I lied. You’re an idiot.

Entry: Fashion Meets Finance II

posted by SausageOfDoom

Jan 15, 2009 2:31PM

Bess: This is your finest work yet.

Entry: Fashion Meets Finance

posted by SausageOfDoom

Jan 23, 2009 5:53PM

I would like to add to my list of "Who Do You Want To See Dead?"

Entry: Dear Vikings

posted by SausageOfDoom

Feb 02, 2009 1:51PM

Bess: Why so nice lately? You have been showing mercy on comments like @1, making fewer references to ass-raping. Are you trying to change your image?

Entry: Dear Vikings

posted by SausageOfDoom

Feb 02, 2009 2:02PM

@8, you deserve an ass-raping for your poor reading comprehension skills. I am sure we can find a volunteer.

Entry: Dear Vikings

posted by SausageOfDoom

Feb 02, 2009 3:15PM

@11/8 You might want to go back to third grade and pay more attention this time. You have the I.Q. of a tree stump.

Entry: Why Not Just Give Him A Ride To The Airport?

posted by SausageOfDoom

Feb 20, 2009 1:20PM

If Bess was in charge of the investigation, I am sure he would have been arrested and a body cavity search would have been ordered.

Entry: Meanwhile, In An Elevator At Citi

posted by SausageOfDoom

Apr 30, 2009 11:36AM

Do they also have a sign at Citi that shows employees how to use the toilet paper?

Entry: Get Your Submissions In Now!

posted by SausageOfDoom

Apr 30, 2009 8:11PM

With one or two exceptions, looks more like a "Worst Dressed List".

Entry: A Call For Submissions

posted by SausageOfDoom

Jun 18, 2009 8:14PM

Bess: I thought you would have gone with "we have expeinced economic Full-Thickness Rectal Prolapse", but ass-rape-y works.

Entry: Tim Geithner Has Truly Arrived

posted by SausageOfDoom

Jun 19, 2009 12:02PM

The portrait illustrates how much of the little elf you get to see when he sits at the grown-ups table.