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Entry: Harvard Business School Students Manhandle Cop, In Drag

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 05, 2009 11:14AM

@33

i take it you're not a too beaucoup soul brother?

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Entry: Who Is The Sketch-Master Trying To Bring Models And Bottles Back?

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 09, 2009 10:29AM

Fail. That's Joaquin Phoenix.

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Entry: Charlie Gasparino Does It Sans Sleeves

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 09, 2009 4:02PM

@14

she'd get it more if she'd stop stealing all my good ideas

ARS

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.09.09

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 10, 2009 6:57AM

I give great Helmut.

ARS

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Entry: Opening Bell: 11.10.09

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 10, 2009 8:20AM

Wasn't that guy in that movie with Will Smith, where he can't get laid?

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Entry: A Reminder From Steve Cohen

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 10, 2009 1:57PM

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Stamford, known as The Meadows.

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Entry: God's Minions Hard At Work At 85 Broad

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 10, 2009 3:55PM

Don't let me down
Don't let me down

Hymietown

- JJ

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Entry: Buy Donald Trump's Prehistoric Aircraft

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 10, 2009 3:59PM

BS guys got off...would rather give more money to AIG than have prosecuted these turkeys.

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Entry: Not Guilty!

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 10, 2009 4:08PM

@16 from previous thread

BS - these guys will easily be at work in months...for one thing, most folks on the industry are aware that such a case could be made against any salesperson

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Entry: Hedge Fund May Have Hired Prostitutes But They Were Highly Qualified Prostitutes

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 11, 2009 9:21AM

Two types of people work IR and hedge funds, hot chics with big tits are fat old perverts with huge rolodexes.

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Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager May Have Also Tried To Kill Uppity Member Of Staff

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 11, 2009 12:33PM

@2

That's funny, but back in 98 ish, DESCO had problems with sexual harassment issues, which the NY Times and other local rags loved to cover. They'd talk about the orgies on Friday nights, and I used to tell my friends, uh, if you saw the genetic makeup of the staff, well, you'd pretty much rule that shit out.

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Entry: God's Minions Work Harder, Faster, Smarter Than Everyone Else

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 11, 2009 12:47PM

I can't wait for LB to start talking about the carbon footprint of each GS employee be less than that of their automaking counterparts.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.11.09

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 11, 2009 8:55PM

Initially I'd say steroids have as much to do with the head stuff as helmets, but watching the NHL, especially with the visor stuff, it's pretty clear when guys get armoured up, they go nuttier.

Still, a 300 lb tackle on juice, netting 800k a game, is probably not too worried about peeing himself at 45. He just wants to be LT and play golf, slam rails, and fuck whores. Just like a hedge fund manager.

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Entry: Government Poised To Bail Itself Out

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 12, 2009 11:59AM

I believe now an Ouroboros should rightly be printed on all USD

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Entry: Jim Cramer's Bear Call Was Second Worst Prediction Of The Decade, Says Fellow CNBC Colleague (UPDATED)

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 13, 2009 2:12PM

I've been telling everybody this. Nobody listens to me anymore. I really could help people.

- Art Cashin

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Entry: Former Wall Street Trader Melanie Berliet Took High Road, Did Not Have Sex With Boss, Still Got Screwed, Thinks You're All Whores

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 17, 2009 8:19PM

I'd definitely crack her, but only if Rick Springfield shoved butter up her ass first.

Hank Moody

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Entry: Bank Of America A Solid C-Minus, Moody's Says

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 18, 2009 4:39PM

Paulson should carve out his BofA holdings, and setup a new fund. It's a cool way to make it happen.

ESL

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Entry: Opening Bell: 11.19.09

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 19, 2009 8:47AM

Have Ken Griffin and Pete Thiel ever been seen in the same room together?

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Entry: Is Wall Street Comprised Of A Bunch Of Crackwhores Who Can't Help Themselves, Crying Out For Help? John Mack Says Yes

posted by Seaman Bodine II

Nov 19, 2009 10:52AM

Yes. MS, the paragon of prudence for the last 20 years. Never was at risk of going under. Never rolled the dice with leverage.