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Entry: Sandbox (Again)
posted by ShortOil
Nov 06, 2008 4:15PM
@6
The sheik hasn't gotten back to me yet
Entry: Good Morning, John Wilkes Booth School of Business Students
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 10:40AM
he's gonna pull a T. Boone and ask for it back in a year
Entry: Goldman Sachs Going Private?
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 11:01AM
@5
I don't think it's the booze talking, she's looking like a 1 right now (on the binary scale)
Entry: Goldman Sachs Going Private?
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 11:28AM
so where does GM go to when they let it start trading again?
Entry: General Motors: First, You Get A Really Big Bag. Then, You Grab The Lighter Fluid.
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 11:30AM
RIP
Entry: General Motors: First, You Get A Really Big Bag. Then, You Grab The Lighter Fluid.
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 11:48AM
Who the shit is buying this thing?
Entry: General Motors: First, You Get A Really Big Bag. Then, You Grab The Lighter Fluid.
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 11:57AM
"Looking into the first two quarters of 2009, even with its planned actions, the company's estimated liquidity will fall significantly short of that amount unless economic and automotive industry conditions significantly improve, it receives substantial proceeds from asset sales, takes more aggressive working capital initiatives, gains access to capital markets and other private sources of funding, receives government funding under one or more current or future programs, or some combination of the foregoing."
You know it's bad when you skip the "we have ample liquidity" line and go straight to threatening the government for a bailout
Entry: Give Us The Money Or We'll Light Our Guard Dog On Fire
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 1:46PM
@5
the name at the top of the welfare check would read "U.S. govt" rather than "General Motors"
Entry: Liveblogging The Obama Event
posted by ShortOil
Nov 07, 2008 3:24PM
11/7/08 15:17:00 *General Motors-GM ratings cut by S&P
way to be on top of it S&P
people actually get paid for this shit???
Entry: Three Options, And Three Options Only, For Saying Our Name, Bitch
posted by ShortOil
Nov 12, 2008 10:08AM
@31
please don't put Michigan in a group with Purdon't
Entry: The Demise Of TARP?
posted by ShortOil
Nov 12, 2008 11:03AM
going out with a bang
"we fucked up, and I'm out"
Entry: The Demise Of TARP?
posted by ShortOil
Nov 12, 2008 11:49AM
that Haines rant needs to go up on youtube immediately
Entry: The Demise Of TARP?
posted by ShortOil
Nov 12, 2008 12:07PM
what are the chances this is a result of the braintrust at team obama?
Entry: Guess The Close
posted by ShortOil
Mar 10, 2009 1:54PM
hope everyone got short on this move, volume doesn't support this kind of move at all
Entry: Sandbox (Again)
posted by ShortOil
Nov 06, 2008 4:09PM
here comes the embargo