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The optimal solution, would be to hold a press conference, wherein the Judge announces that Bernard Madoff will be released at 3:10pm at the corner of ____ and _____.

... something tells me that the problem would be solved at far less cost to the taxpayer and the vast majority of people would have an overwhelming sense of satisfaction with the outcome.

(( cue's up memories of the irony associated with Jeffery Damnmer being beaten to death with a plunger by a guy named Jesus in dread-locks ))

Entry: Will Someone Please Reach Out And Touch Vikram Pandit?

posted by StillNoCouch

Jun 27, 2009 3:02AM

RE: New to FaceBook ?

FR sent.

Vickie --

I'm assuming that you haven't been 'pink-slipped' by FB (or others) yet, so please accept my friend suggestions. They're the best Mafia crew you can find and way better than those level 150 or less idiots you're roaming around with.

Don Vik, my Mafia Wars name is Don Cunilingus, but you've probably heard of me simply as 'SNC'.

I have a MAFIA WARS crew of over 4,800 ... a 7:1 fight ratio, 423 Casino's and 177 Stamina.

My A/D/H/E are 390/412/320/827 and my Top Mafia's bonuses are 11/11/11/11/11/15/15 (maxed out).

Join my mafia and I can help defend you from the kind of abuse that Annita Man was dolling out on you.

( this is a Mafia Wars invite only )

P.S.

Did you need any weapons, cards, ties or any of that other bullshit you guys collect ? I have lots of all of that crap if you need it.

I hope you level-up soon.

-- Alan

Entry: Ruth Madoff Hiding Out On Long Island?

posted by StillNoCouch

Jul 10, 2009 1:41AM

I think enough is enough.

Did she know ? Surely.

Will she be eventually charged ? Surely.

Will she do time ? Surely.

But, have some modicum of decency here.

I'm not crying in a bed-sheet with mascara running down my face for her, but have some decency.

Posting what (for the more computer literate among us) equates to an address ... based on a rumor is inexcusable.

Dare I ask, what if your information is wrong ? Off by one number ? You bring holy-hell down on someone you've never met and likely do a significant amount of damage to them.

I think it's irresponsible and shameful.

I loves me some 'Bess' ... but this went too far.

It's not funny. It's not witty.

It's phucking dangerous.

P.S.

@Bess: Would you like me to post a map to your home? I think you've overstepped the bounds of reason here ... you appear to have dodgy information, yet are unwittingly targeting folks at random. Even though you didn't post the address, per se ... it doesn't take long for some of us to find it.

Entry: Prison Expert: Madoff's Fellow Inmates Are Probably Going To Rile Him Up With Trash Talk About Ruth's Rockin' Ass

posted by StillNoCouch

Jul 16, 2009 10:53PM

All these educated, professional readers ...

... and the witty banter from the commentards who think they're funny.

... Geezus

I'll be getting my coat now ... (it's the one without the pink-slip in the pocket).

Entry: The Roman Polanski Prosecution: Keep On Keeping On, or Drop It Like It's Hot?

posted by StillNoCouch

Sep 28, 2009 2:55PM

Nobody should be able to get away with fleeing justice. Even a minor speeding ticket, if the judge bangs the gavel and says pay-up, you have to pay up. Ignoring the ruling is a crime more serious than the speeding ticket.

Regardless of the time since the crime or the victim's desires, the fact of the matter is that he fled and he should be punished for doing so. If he is not, why have verdicts in the first place ?

Entry: Hedge Fund May Have Hired Prostitutes But They Were Highly Qualified Prostitutes

posted by StillNoCouch

Nov 11, 2009 9:10AM

I would not only hire her, I'd give her the pearl necklace too.

My name is StillNoCouch and I approve this message.

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