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Entry: Open Letter To Ron Paul Supporters
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 02, 2008 3:30PM
EP,
What do you think about the FED accepting used car loans for collateral now...
I was at first shocked, but then I realized it made more sense... There is more scrap value in a car then your average house. So realistically, the FED is actually accepting a higher grade asset then it was with the mortgages it was accepting...
~SEG
Entry: Collateral Schmerateral
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 02, 2008 4:29PM
EP,
Thanks for the laughs lately... Hope you enjoy the challenges of the future... Good luck and godspeed...
Best
~SEG
Entry: Write-Offs: 05.02.08
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 03, 2008 2:28AM
At 180 mph, it gives a whole new meaning to fear...
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1317286.jpg
Grip it, or Rip It...
~SEG
Entry: Write-Offs: 05.02.08
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 03, 2008 2:33AM
Tim,
The above photo is for yourself... its the best example of your advice I could find...
It is why your going to be you... and the market is going to be the market... And they two will not interface very much going forward...
If you don't realize what is missing... you ... Sir... Never Will...
~SEG
Entry: Citi’s Italian Black Hole
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 05, 2008 11:08AM
Carney,
What are you doing visiting Italian Dark Holes? I am sure Mr Pink would have a comment about now...
Welcome back Sir...
~SEG
Entry: Terminated Bear Employees Won't Need Bloomberg's Charity?
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 05, 2008 7:30PM
Wow, the whole gang is here on this thread... we have 1-2, Girl, Golden Girl and even Sir Anal ready to kick some loafers off and get physical with an ass clown...
Its been months since we had the whole gang kicken ass on one thread...
~SEG
Who had a very nice day in the market today...after having the market treat him like an ass-clown for weeks...
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.6.08
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 06, 2008 11:55AM
Mr P,
being the stupid guy that I am... did you just say what I think you just said?
~SEG
They are letting go traders?
Entry: Citi Absolutely Not Kidding Around Anymore
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 07, 2008 2:10PM
Mr P,
Am on the wrong coast, but hoist one for me...
Maybe it is time to do some shots at the desk though...
~SEG
Entry: Citi Absolutely Not Kidding Around Anymore
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 07, 2008 4:57PM
Wow,
Interesting day... a couple of data points...
I don't drink on the job... I do joke about it... in 4 years of being a PM, I have had drinks during market hours about twice... both times after lunch NYC time. I have a trading desk in house and a GS one else where... if I need to have decisions made in the market... its rare that I actually push the buttons any more...
I would not think twice about joking with Mr P about hotboxing my Carrera but due to some features it has, it would take some serious kilo's worth of marley to work...
http://www.finest.ru/eng/images/porsche.jpg
Some of my clients do in fact know that I joke about drinking on the job... as I had to share todays thread for laughs...
Now I need to get back to writing the monthly letter explaining what happened last month. The good news is that today was a 300+ bps move compared to my indexes... I am green on the month and ended the last Q green.
Best,
~SEG
Who maybe an idiot, but I have been fired/laid off/ ect in an earlier life and I know its not any fun. I happen to like Mr P's sense of humor and I am bummed that "Wild Thing" might be too drunk to remember to post here as often as he did.
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.9.08
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 09, 2008 11:04AM
1-2,
Please don't type so hard... some of us can still hear the banging on the keyboard from the wrong coast...
~SEG
Coffee futures should be going up right now... I am a human consumption machine...
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.9.08
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 09, 2008 12:04PM
Here is a good laugh @ my side of the street...
~SEG
Entry: Opening Bell: 5.9.08
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 09, 2008 12:31PM
1-2,
It was also stolen by FT from a post earlier this week... and your right that whole Mach thing had to be a joke...
Hey its Friday and I am already pondering what kind of trouble to get into this weekend...
If my brain was working, I would be pondering a hostile takeover for fun... Because some public companies just need to have their COB fired.
~SEG
Entry: We Regret To Inform You
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 09, 2008 12:48PM
@ 12.45,
Is that you Mr. P? Soaps already?
~SEG
Entry: We Regret To Inform You
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 09, 2008 1:00PM
Fridays slogan...
Water... its just not for fish...
Sobriety... What a weird reality, reality is...
~SEG
Entry: Summer Interns-- Be Ours!
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 12, 2008 11:22AM
Mr P,
If you saw how the wrong coast straight guys dress in the mornings... you would make it your mission to address this crisis in fashion disasters.
~SEG
The Fashion Disaster
Entry: Just Wondering
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 13, 2008 12:36PM
BB,
I think you and I were in the same 7... but this would make you a dino like myself...
Don't let the noise bother you... Even I know that JPM held part of Bears Book and Chinese walls last until a big quake happens...
~SEG
The brain tired one...
Entry: Just Wondering
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 13, 2008 2:00PM
BB,
A long time ago, in a Galaxy far away...
~SEG
Entry: Just Wondering
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 13, 2008 2:41PM
BB,
Actually I let 3 of the 4 of them go when I switched sides... 7 was one of them...
~SEG
Entry: If You Can Find Where We Buried It
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 14, 2008 7:48PM
-Mrp.,
Congrad's... You just made my day...
~SEG
Who is about to have a mini vacation with out the kids for the first time... Hummmmmmm
Entry: I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own
posted by StupidEquityGuy
May 02, 2008 2:35PM
The FED is now accepting used car loans as collateral to swap for Treasury's... USED FREAKING Cars...
I guess we are all subprime now...
NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- The Federal Reserve, along with other central banks, said Friday that it was increasing the funding it is providing to banks and announced that, for the first time, it was willing to accept bonds backed by auto loans and credit cards.
http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/fed-expands-auction-accepts-wider/story.aspx?guid=%7BBD25FFE1%2DEF18%2D45C1%2DB984%2D3CD33807727B%7D