Dealbreaker

"Well, this looks like a good a spot as any - lets bury the diamonds right here... quick, take a picture of us so we can find our way back someday!"

That's right, I said DIAMONDS... you heard it here first.

Entry: Bernie Madoff's Next Move

posted by Tapecracker

Dec 16, 2008 11:35AM

@25
Diamonds, baby... the only way to launder

Entry: The Kind Of Perverse Genius Only The Swiss Could Develop

posted by Tapecracker

Dec 18, 2008 3:09PM

See that $5B that we think is undervalued at present levels? In about 4 years it will come back dressed up like $10B... and we can all split it. God Bless America!

Entry: Car Crew Gets $17.4 Billion

posted by Tapecracker

Dec 19, 2008 9:23AM

Great temporary, psychological relief for employees; albeit a complete sophism.

Entry: Later, We'll Ask You To Correctly Identify The Filthy Figure Mud Wrestling With Charlie Gasparino

posted by Tapecracker

Jan 20, 2009 2:36PM

Carrot Top?

Entry: A Different Kind Of Stimulus

posted by Tapecracker

Jan 20, 2009 2:39PM

Yeah, what he said ^

Sully's wife is pretty hot.

Entry: Later, We'll Ask You To Correctly Identify The Filthy Figure Mud Wrestling With Charlie Gasparino

posted by Tapecracker

Jan 20, 2009 3:05PM

...destiny. (and losing)

Entry: Attention Bank Of Amerillwide Employees

posted by Tapecracker

Feb 20, 2009 3:28PM

C'mon, 7... look for the good. Take #6's response for example, f'n GENIUS!

Entry: Pres. Clinton: Investors Are Making Things Worse By Pulling Out

posted by Tapecracker

Feb 24, 2009 10:11AM

When he asked CNBC for a 'quickie' in return for his interview I don't think Becky is what he had in mind.

Entry: Pres. Clinton: Investors Are Making Things Worse By Pulling Out

posted by Tapecracker

Feb 24, 2009 10:24AM

@#2
In 1997 I was looking at a new breed of loans called B/C paper.
Now I'm looking at the same loans, only now they're classified as non performing.

Entry: Sign Of The Times

posted by Tapecracker

Feb 24, 2009 1:52PM

Just caught Gasbag providing a dose of his daily nothings... interjected with a quick "we don't know what's going on..."

Entry: Guess The Close

posted by Tapecracker

Mar 06, 2009 3:18PM

6432.3

Entry: The Dealbreaker Chronicle Of Vending Machine Challenges: Q1 2009 Update

posted by Tapecracker

Mar 06, 2009 3:25PM

Tough to beat our old friend Pickens at UBS two years ago... five pound wheel of romano cheese (with the wax rind I might add) in 30 minutes.
Stud walked away with about $1,600 for his efforts.

Entry: Handbridge Capital Swag: Coming to a Rack Near You

posted by Tapecracker

Aug 21, 2009 1:57PM

"Handbridge Capital. Unlike our competitors, we minimize spread."

Entry: Nutjob Uses Bizarre Measuring Stick To Ballpark Madoff's Penis

posted by Tapecracker

Aug 25, 2009 9:25AM

Mine fits snugly into a room service ketchup bottle..

Entry: He's Coming Up Next

posted by Tapecracker

Sep 08, 2009 3:50PM

My favorite was when Fifty suggested somebody bitch-slap the ratings agencies like "an out-of-pocket ho".