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Entry: Tim Geithner Will Not Be Showing Himself Out
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 1:00PM
@HH
I like your thinking.
Further to Mack's point, perhaps Timmy's on the crack. And the lack of eyebrows is evidence of a recent freebasing accident.
Entry: JPMorgan Brings Christmas Back
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 6:16PM
@29 Hill Country? So not kosher to host a Hanukah party with pulled pork. Even a WASP like me knows that.
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 6:35PM
@1 Is this a reference to the lack of SC cards? Perhaps Bess has caught the glimpse of a zamboni in her rearview mirror one too many times this week.
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 7:29PM
@4 - I agree. While Bess might unleash the furry of her acid tongue on me, I have to say there was an implication that more cards would be released. Classic drug dealer trick: get the client hooked on the free stuff, then jack the price and watch the money roll in... just don't know BL's angle. She hasn't asked for inside information, money, or favors.
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 7:54PM
@10 - sorry... I was sluring my words. I'll try to clean up my act when I am sober.
Entry: JPMorgan Brings Christmas Back
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 8:30PM
@35 - Oh, my bad... pork chops (bone-in) and pork spare ribs... kosher the last time I checked, not!
@29 (also 35?) - down with festivus. Barbecue traditional festivus food? Not up on all my traditions.
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 8:36PM
@13 - I personally like this definition: A discharge of a fetid or ichorous matter from the frog of a horse's foot
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 9:47PM
@15 - Not that it is any of your business, but why do you care? Is your life really that empty and void of anything meaningful that you have to fixate on some random, hypothetical fling? Get a life you sad little basement dweller.
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 9:56PM
@17 - if that is the case, she is even more awesome than I already think. I love the smell of blackmail in evening.
Entry: Steve On Steve: The Most Magical Night Of ALL TIME
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 2:00PM
Trix are for kids, you silly rabbit!
Entry: Got A Signing Bonus From Lehman Brothers? Yeah We're Gonna Need That Back
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 3:21PM
Nimwit @29 - signing bonuses have clawbacks. These are the good behavior provisions so if you turn out to be a complete asshole and run stark naked through the trading floor, they can fire you and take back the bonus.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 3:34PM
@Naked - why wait 2.5 hours?
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 3:59PM
@Naked - Cluzo is right. In fact, I am dedicating the next 30 minutes to determining where I am meeting a couple of my BarCap friends for drinks. Then it is off to examine my motives and anyone else's through the lense of my gin & tonics.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 4:06PM
@Naked - I am so proud. And very Lebowski of you.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 4:24PM
Cluzo: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BANKING!
Anal: Why don't you give her a break, Cluzo...
Cluzo: Oh, you zip it, Anal! Steve Cohen was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Westchester to see me trade on the floor. And did I cry?
Naked: No, no, no.
Cluzo: Yeah! NO. And do you know why?
Naked: No...
Cluzo: Because there's no crying in banking. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BANKING! No crying!
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 4:32PM
@Cluzo - Texas is so much hotter.
Still need a bar. Feeling parched.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 4:42PM
@Cluzo - much too far south for my BarCap birds. Probably will hit Highbar.. given the temps outside.
Entry: Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 4:55PM
@Cluzo - if I'm going to ride a bull, I better get more than $10 and don't tell me the horn!
@Anal - my BarCap birds asked first. What kind of girl would I be if I ditched my friends for a couple of... uhm... don't knows?!
Entry: Goldman Employees To Take Out The Trash
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 20, 2009 5:06PM
@1 they found out they would have to handle trash and be close to the poor huddled masses yearning to be rich.
Entry: Tim Geithner Will Not Be Showing Himself Out
posted by Tax Chick
Nov 19, 2009 12:35PM
@pfluger - Timmy was found chanting "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherf--ker burn."
Now I've got The Roof Is on Fireby Rockmaster Scott & The Dynamic Three playing on my computer... damn this is some old school sh*t.