Dealbreaker

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 3:03PM

$5,500 an hour isn't that much. Haven't you people ever been to scores? That sounds about right to me for attractive specimens.

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 3:07PM

Lowly Assistant, the guy is done. Bloomberg can take him out in either the primary or the general. He won't stick around though, he'll resign, the democratic party will tell him to the get the fuck out of office before he blows the election for them.

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 3:44PM

@Anal_yst:

Oh yeah analyst? How much did you pay for the chick at Scores you fucked in the champagne room. Have some fucking self awareness, what does that say about you? Ahem?

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 3:52PM

@3:48

Ha, I don't know a first year analyst that doesn't go to "Scores" of course by score I'm revering generically to all strip clubs. Though anal_yst did actually fuck a chick at Scores proper.

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 4:09PM

@girl:

Look girl, when you're a guy and you bring $500 mil to the table in a marriage you should be able to fuck whom ever and whatever you want. Any chicks worth $500mn that want to marry me and bang male prostitutes on the side are more than welcome.

You can reach me at my weekly D&D game, ask for Meagus High Wizard of Alfazan.

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 4:23PM

@girl:

ahem, D&D is a live action role playing game. Not some lame computer game. Some very prominent people in the media participate in mastery of this sacred past time (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120486500666119109.html). Editors of some of the worlds most popular blogs.... Jesus what kind of loser do you think I am?

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 4:56PM

@ girl:

Girl, I know you're a bright chick. Keep digging baby, am I really into RPG (that's role playing games, for the initiated) or am I just lampooning to the editor of a popular new media outlet as a poon chasing basement goblin?

All in good fun of course, Cohn Jarney is a level one Magi with an advanced degree in conjuring from the Wizards Institute of Technorsory (WIT) he'll fuck you up.

On the reals though this scandal is great news for Barack Obama the debate about whether Spitzer can survive this will only draw comparisons to Billy C. However, Pennsylvania so so far away HRC has plenty of time to recover.

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 5:01PM

@ anal_yst:

Accusations my ass.

You fucking posted the shit in the comments on this site yourself. Don't make me track it down and put a link in. The hilarious thing is that you make fun of Spitzer for having to pay for it when you essentially do the same shit. Now I personally don't give a shit but again, self awareness. Its about as funny as Bush telling Turkey to "invade Iraq, achieve clearly defined objectives, and then get out" SELF AWARENESS PEOPLE!

Entry: Eliot Spitz'or Swallow

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 5:16PM

Well I'm too lazy to go back and look but I could have sworn it was you. Maybe I'm conflating you and some other commenter. There was something about him being afraid of giving his girl friend the clap, from what I remember.

Anyway, whatever, you now have my permission to make fun of Spitzer.

Entry: The Picture Of Emperor Eliot

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 10, 2008 5:34PM

The best fact here is that in transporting her across state lines he violated the Man Act. LOL I only took one law class as an undergraduate but I'm pretty sure every law student know about the fucking Man Act, its one of those things like Love v. Virginia that gets taught to everyone who ever goes to law school, let alone the fucking EDITOR OF the HLR. Hilarious!

Also as a prosecutor he's D-Bag but you know the shit Guilliani pulled off against Milken and Drexel was way worse. These guys are just as much shake down artists as Jesse Jackson.

P.S. JC me and the boyz are going to meet at 8 tonight at the Inn of the Prancing Pony for quick game of D&D if you're down.

Entry: Is This What Dopp Had On Spitzer?

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 11, 2008 1:27PM

No shit the IRS was told what to look for. Jesus, he spent his career trying bury Saloman Smith Barney, then he keeps his money at Citibank. Well guess who got the fucking notification when Spitzer broke that famous $10,000 anti money laundering ceiling with his cash transactions. Again, this is basic shit that they teach you in analyst training and anyone should know.

His fucking arrogance is the only thing this can be attributed to.

Entry: Congressman King On Spitzer: He Got In Bed With Organized Crime

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 11, 2008 2:01PM

Peter King to be indicted on prostitution charges in 2013.

Entry: Gone, Baby, Gone
Live blogging Eliot Spitzer's Resignation

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 12, 2008 12:20PM

@AJ:

Are you fucking kidding me? She knows the fucking score. She's a fucking hey seed. He's worth $500 mil. If it weren't for him she'd be back in North Carlina husking tobacco plants. SHE was the one trying to get him to stay on. Marrying him is certainly the best thing that ever happened to her.

Entry: Gone, Baby, Gone
Live blogging Eliot Spitzer's Resignation

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 12, 2008 12:31PM

I know where she went to school and I stand by my statement. Ok, so if she hadn't married him she be married to so light weight MD making $3 mil a year who's fucking one of the analysts or associates anyway. She's lucky, period. He's got all the power in this situation, which means he gets to fuck who he wants. I'm if Silda, awesome name btw, doesn't like i'm sure he can find a model to marry. She better know her place.

Entry: Gone, Baby, Gone
Live blogging Eliot Spitzer's Resignation

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 12, 2008 12:39PM

is she rich? Her dad was a "hospital administrator" whatever the fuck that is. She worked for Chase in INTERNAL LEGAL! are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, that's where the real hitters are for sure. Commercial banking, internal legal. She's a real prize.

Entry: Catching Up With The Decline and Fall of Eliot Spitzer: He Likes It Raw!

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 12, 2008 1:33PM

@ Anal_yst:

You sure it wasn't the other way around? Why do you think Spitzer was so ambitious in the first place? I'm sure there was some rejection involved their in at an early age, he figured he'd show everyone and make all the lady's love him by become powerful and successful. The pathology is so predictable, he's not a freak because he was ambitious, he's ambitious because he's a freak.

Entry: No Amount Of Atoning Can Make Up For This Sin, Eliot Spitzer

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 12, 2008 2:10PM

"Let he who is without sin, cast the first rock, and I will smoketh it"

-Tyrone Biggums

Entry: No Amount Of Atoning Can Make Up For This Sin, Eliot Spitzer

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 12, 2008 2:44PM

I bet dollars to donuts cramer has aspergers syndrome. Look at him rocking back and forth in that video. He's worse than bill gates.

Entry: No Amount Of Atoning Can Make Up For This Sin, Eliot Spitzer

posted by The Dungeon Master

Mar 12, 2008 4:04PM

HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG. Carney, you call yourself a conservative? How is the business of consenting adult grounds for evaluating public servants? To paraphrase Tucker Carlson he should have gone down for all the other shit he did, his illegal campaign contributions, but not this.

If they winnowed wall street of everyone who fucked a stripper, whore or subordinate there would be no one left syndicate shitty paper.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.