TimothySykes's Profile
- Author of the book, An American Hedge Fund, turned his $12,415 Bar Mitzvah Gift money into $1.65 million 1999-2002, managed the top ranked Short-Bias Hedge Fund by Barclays for 2003-2006, before losing 35%, and vowing to repeat his original feat
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Entry: Tim Sykes Worried About The Negative Effects Of Fame
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 05, 2008 11:17AM
no stupid 10:25, read my book, u'll see investing and trading are 2 very different things...and the paper trail doesnt end, all my trading is verified by Covestor, and u really think i'd make up revenue #s? c'mon you friggin halfbrain, my whole biz is brutal honesty, not worth it to lie about anything, go back to your cubicle and make your boss some coffee
Entry: Tim Sykes Worried About The Negative Effects Of Fame
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 06, 2008 5:13PM
@5:13pm thanks for bringing that point up, actually got about a dozen students now dominating Covestor:
http://www.timothysykes.com/timsykes/2008/08/15/its-official-pennystockers-are-taking-over-covestor/
within a few more months/years, we'll have totla domination and u'll all see the power/precision of pennystocking. get ready
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.10.08
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 10, 2008 10:12PM
ha i don't pay and i never will...they just recognize a good blog when they see one...u plebs forget, my blog made $70k last month:
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.10.08
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 11, 2008 1:59AM
LOL plebs, keep it up! fact is my blog income has gone from $15k in may to $25k in june, $45k in july, $70k in aug...on track to beat nicely in sept....i dont care what u think of me--if i havent made that clear by now, i apologize--point is i know how to profit from penny stock inefficiencies....all perfectly legal and liquid....thats why dozens of my students are now at the top of Covestor, which verifies all trades, right alongside me...i agree its sad that i'm still #1, but when u have an industry as sad as this one, nothing is very surprsig after a while
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.10.08
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 11, 2008 8:22AM
@7:52am Fortunately for me, I don't post phony income stuff, so soon I'm gonna begin posting my tax forms too just to make sure I'm the most tranparent motherfucker out there...and of course I look forward to the truth pissing you cubicle monkeys offf who don't understand that my biz is all about brutal honesty....aka it wouldnt matter if my blog was only making $467/month, I'd still detail it
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.10.08
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 11, 2008 8:34AM
@8:21pm LOL top of my earnings? Please, friggin frauds make millions "teaching others to trade", the real thing means tens of millions....easy
@8:25Pm u sir are a moron, all my trades are verified by Covestor, where I'm #1. don't believe i, and others, make $ shorting garbage stocks, good, more $ for us. god i love the ignorance on wall street, it inspires me! FYI if u're not making decent/big $, u're one of the suckers...damn it feels good to be nearly doubling my income every month, somehow i dont think any of u are doing that, especially those at lehman, suckas
Entry: Write-Offs: 09.10.08
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 11, 2008 8:37AM
PS finding locates isnt as hard as u'd think...but u assumption making-research-lacking motherfuckers dont understnd that. here's freebie:
http://www.thinkorswim.com/tos/client/index.jsp?srcCode=0907_02
i've even included my affiliate code so u can contribute to m blogging income!
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 19, 2008 2:04AM
please, late to the party, i called the SEc out on being terrorirsts back in June:
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 20, 2009 5:45PM
Dear Dealbreaker Cuble Monkey Readers,
It's been a while, but I hope you've been the inverse of as good as I've been. While all of you have been reading DB day and night, desperate for signs as to whether or not you still have your cublicle monkey jobs the next day, I've been gradually building a blogging empire. Either you have read or a friend forwaded you my recent blog post detailing my $80,000+ month in December (happy TIMukah to me!), but if you were too drunk, coked out or just Ivy-League schooled (aka financially illiterate), I understand and thus have linked for your learning pleasure above.
Because as your "prestigious" financial firms have been dropping left and right, when joke of an industry magazine 'Trader Monthly' couldn't afford to send out their latest issue-burn bay burn, how you liking 'our average reader make $400,000/year and spends all of it (he actually said that proudly, shows what a bum he is) failed editor-in-chief-of-another-bankrupt-magazine Randall 'don't call me a failure, it hurts too much' Lane----and when your favorite blogger, The Leveraged Sellout's book bombed so bad he had to retire from blogging...well, little short selling penny stock day trader, the "Ryan Leaf" of the trading world not only was up 197% in 2008 on his Tiny TIM account, turning a $12,415 into $45,000ish right as all the-mainstream-marketers-who-rely-on-the-work-of-others-because-they're-too-busy-marketing like Jimmy Boy Cramer & Bill Miller lost 50%--while becoming the top ranked trader out of 15,000+ on Covestor.com, the only website that verifies a finance freak's investments and trades--not only earned a mid-six-figure income in my first year of blogging...
(don't worry bitches, I'll post my tax return when the time comes just to rub the money I don't even care about, aka FU Money, in your snobby narrow-minded learning-one-hell-of-an-economics-lesson faces, not only received hundreds, already bordering on a thousand testimonials from happy customers to TIMalerts, not only began creating instructional DVDs that are already revolutionizing the sketchy world of trading coaches....wait I don't even need to reread this paragraph to try to make it sense because my rambling doesn't matter, my strategy and business model are boss and all the lies you've been told by senior cubicle monkeys are helping you understand you have little to no future in finance.
But enough small talk, I just felt like saying hello/goodbye and before you leave this joke of industry to ask you for one last favor...I've missed your assumption-making emails in my inbox--now I just have poor people who wanna trade penny stocks (ironically whoa re more solvent than you leverage loving lemmings so please email tim@timothysykes.com so I can have some easy material to blog about...and please write as your-typical-Wall-Street-failure-selves, not as someone who's read all the books in my library, meaning make as many assumptions as possible while doing as little research as possible.
Gratzie,
Timmayyyyy
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 20, 2009 6:26PM
Thanks for the heads up on HYHY, the date on one of em is wrong, welcome to manual entering of data...if u sign up for timalerts, u can see all my trades in realtime
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 20, 2009 6:32PM
I need to teach people to have an attitude, curently, theyre too trusting of Wall Street scum & now theyre suffering the consequences, please never change!
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 20, 2009 6:54PM
Actually I feel great, not because of the $ but because my biz model is all about profiting by helping teach others...penny stock lawsuit? blehhh i dont take any $ from companies and disclose all my trades ahead of time...i even foreshadow my trades ina a daily premarket watchlist...sticking to more liquid stocks now and holding longer, everything is lining up nicely...which is more than i can say for any of u considering your carcass of an industry!
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 20, 2009 6:55PM
Actually I feel great, not because of the $ but because my biz model is all about profiting by helping teach others...penny stock lawsuit? blehhh i dont take any $ from companies and disclose all my trades ahead of time...i even foreshadow my trades ina a daily premarket watchlist...sticking to more liquid stocks now and holding longer, everything is lining up nicely...which is more than i can say for any of u considering your carcass of an industry!
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 20, 2009 6:59PM
Slow tact and class? uhhh have u ever traded a penny stock before? this isnt some BS M&A deal where its all about presentation because your firm does exactly the same as a hundred others, i deal with the scummiest companies run by the scummiest people on earth...i dont have to be nice, i have to be real...which is what i am, u dont like it, i dont give a flying fuck, u're nearly out of business and mine is surging, i'll run it however the fuck i want (but thank u for the tip!)
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 20, 2009 7:03PM
no u go away, my stuff is the future, cubicles are so 2006...in a market littered with penny stocks, i am the cryptkeeper, adapt or perish
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 21, 2009 8:27AM
whaaat i'm totally humble now, ego was so 2006...as for expecting the worst of wall street, yes, there are a few good eggs, but considering i've got thousands of readers whose intelligence is comprabale to michael vick, aka little, its better to teach them to assume everyone is guilty before innocent, that way they cant wreck they little food stamp-esque savings by trusting the wrong guy, understand?
Entry: Write-Offs: 01.20.09
posted by TimothySykes
Jan 25, 2009 1:23PM
just made another $4k today while on vacation, god loves a business based on brutal honesty! suckassss u're in the wrong industry
Entry: How The Christ Will We Identify The Top 30 Traders Under The Age Of 30 Now?
posted by TimothySykes
Feb 03, 2009 1:26PM
I will outlast you all, MOJO, TM, CNBC, etc...whoohahahahahah
Entry: Would You Pay Anything For Trader Monthly?
posted by TimothySykes
Jul 30, 2009 4:46PM
I bid $1
Entry: Tim Sykes Worried About The Negative Effects Of Fame
posted by TimothySykes
Sep 04, 2008 10:42PM
building a publishing empire is my goal, acocmplishing that goal makes me happy...money is just a nice side reward...don't ever underestimate how much i shun judiasm in favor of objectivism