Dealbreaker

Entry: Looking At International Solutions To Falling Stock Prices

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 17, 2008 11:35AM

Hilarious, I actually built this into my quant models.

Entry: UBS Exiting Business Of Providing Off-Shore Banking Services To US Clients

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 17, 2008 1:10PM

Prince Hans-Adams II needs to merge with James William Bottomtooth in order to survive.

Entry: Call For Submissions

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 18, 2008 4:04PM

48 hours, you can only eat mayo (must finish atleast 5 jars). Only liquid is 1 bottle of water. Cash prize at the end.

Entry: Steve Jobs Health Worries As Apple Prepares To Announce Earnings

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 21, 2008 12:05PM

Hey guest, look at post #4...probably describes you. Btw, nice pointing out to us all that you have no idea what a ticker symbol is. I'm going to go have some carmel aapls now, peace.

Entry: Steve Jobs Health Worries As Apple Prepares To Announce Earnings

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 21, 2008 1:09PM

When keepin' it real goes wrong...

Entry: Bonus Watch '08: Morgan Stanley

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 22, 2008 3:47PM

The Free Breadsticks division at Fazoli's will be paid bonuses with fictional Willie Banks casino chips (amount per breadstick analyst: $165 mill.)

Entry: Goldman's New Buyout Debt Fund

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 24, 2008 5:59PM

Guest, there is no mistake. Had Carney not put the comma between "unit" and "Goldman Sach Capital Partners", then he would have made a mistake. He's saying the PE arm is GSCP.

Entry: Bonus Watch '08: Morgan Stanley Update

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 25, 2008 11:21AM

When do Private Distressed Wealth Buyout associate numbers come out?

Entry: Caption Contest Monday

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 28, 2008 1:40PM

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

Entry: Own A Piece Of Egret-Loving History

posted by WillieBanks

Jul 29, 2008 11:11AM

Haha the Zildjian hat...are you a drummer Anal_yst?