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Entry: Fitch Aims To Destroy Economy Of Northwest Europe
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 10, 2009 11:40AM
@2 - Actually its "Whose making".
Entry: Severance Babies' Steak Dinners About To Run Out
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 10, 2009 2:35PM
$200k/year? Must have been a very small bank; did it have ears and a slot in its back?
Entry: Severance Babies' Steak Dinners About To Run Out
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 10, 2009 3:27PM
What a tool. The article screams "don't hire me - I have such a sense of entitlement that I won't do anything I think is beneath me, regardless if it makes people who depend on me suffer". Put in all caps.
Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager May Have Also Tried To Kill Uppity Member Of Staff
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 11, 2009 10:50AM
I like that she wears a poppy in her lapel in all the pics. Some sort of heroin chic meaning?
Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager May Have Also Tried To Kill Uppity Member Of Staff
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 11, 2009 10:55AM
Not sure if you include RE funds, but Grove has a cutie named Laurel who is dir of IR.
Entry: Hooker-Employing Hedge Fund Manager May Have Also Tried To Kill Uppity Member Of Staff
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 11, 2009 11:33AM
@32/33 - How ironic that I didn't remberance the significance.
Entry: Opening Bell: 11.12.09
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 12, 2009 9:02AM
I love the smell of silver iodide in the morning. It smells like high GDP growth.
Entry: Opening Bell: 11.13.09
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 13, 2009 9:23AM
@2 - I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Entry: Hold Your Horses
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 13, 2009 5:21PM
Shazmeister:
Do NOT post a link to the emasculator site again. My best friend shrank in fear upon seeing the picture.
Entry: HSBC Really Needs The Money
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 16, 2009 12:25PM
Human Resources poster,
HSBC Global Banking and Markets
I want to thank you for spelling out the name of Global Banking and Markets in full. Please continue to comply with the firm's policy in this regard.
Department for Preventing the Use of Acronyms and Enforcing the Spelling Out of All Words
HSBC Bank
p.s. Don't refer to us as DPUAESOAW.
Entry: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Dennis Kneale's Favorite Holiday Just Around The Corner
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 16, 2009 3:10PM
This makes up for Jon's emasculator nightmare. That pic is like mango.
Entry: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Dennis Kneale's Favorite Holiday Just Around The Corner
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 16, 2009 4:08PM
@28/29 - $1.1 million each?
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.16.09
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 16, 2009 5:55PM
The Human Fund. Bess, I think I love you.
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 17, 2009 7:53AM
What ever happened to the Maria that Joey loved? Thank god he didn't live to see what she became.
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 18, 2009 9:04AM
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but ugly quai-sluts like her don't belong in finance.
Entry: John Thain Says He Never Threw A Chair, Is Willing To Take Bank Of America CEO Job
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 18, 2009 10:48AM
@10 - Classic, particularly since the VPs were required to call him Johny Dearest.
Entry: Ratings Agencies To Australia: F-You
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 19, 2009 11:41AM
Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, and that is why they don't trust the rating agencies.
Entry: Opening Bell: 11.20.09
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 20, 2009 8:25AM
Typical. A man who plays a game with clear unchanging rules and astatistically reliable distribution of cards thinks that prepares him for the markets.
- Taleb's Giant Ego
Entry: Opening Bell: 11.20.09
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 20, 2009 9:28AM
@Anal_yst
My oversight. Please note that I'm much smarter and cooler than everyone else.
-T'sGE
Entry: Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl Sues Over Being Taken To Strip Clubs, Dumb Blonde Jokes
posted by american bandersnatch
Nov 10, 2009 11:09AM
A strip club's a strip club. But they call it "le strip club".