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Entry: New Wachovia CEO Steel Turning Things Around, Starting With Company Morale
posted by asg
Jul 16, 2008 12:01PM
Did none of these n00bz have a fucking camera phone?
Entry: Give It To Him Straight
posted by asg
Jul 16, 2008 12:46PM
"If the applicant is old, say he's too old; fat, say he's too fat..."
/Fight Club Reference
Entry: NYSE: This Is The Sound Of Impotent Rage
posted by asg
Jul 22, 2008 4:26PM
Because this just happened, the sheer misery of the human condition is now too much for me to take.
Also, Bess: marry me.
Entry: President Bush: Wall Street Got Drunk And Has A Hangover
posted by asg
Jul 23, 2008 2:18PM
@10:03 You forgot to list "adopting a sensible energy policy" as something else that could prevent a lot of this bollocks.
Anyways, when he said "get rid of," he should have meant "price accurately."
/jumps out window for taking a position that isn't polar opposite to sitting Prez.
Entry: Tell Lehman How To Fix This Thing
posted by asg
Jul 23, 2008 2:28PM
Once a good friend took about a dozen dudes out all night and we proceeded to gamble, booze, and buy lap dances until the next afternoon. Then he promptly filed for bankruptcy.
I'm just sayin'...
Entry: The Mystery of The Missing Mammaries
posted by asg
Jul 29, 2008 1:49PM
Oh my god those tits can talk!
Entry: Why Lehman Can't Go Private
posted by asg
Jul 16, 2008 10:23AM
There's nothing stopping a private company from behaving like a public one in reporting, auditing, being transparent (whatever that might mean), et al. Well, besides the expense, the needlessness of the exercise, the ...
...oh, nevermind.