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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.10.08

posted by bank_teller

Nov 10, 2008 5:55PM

amazing julie day.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.12.08

posted by bank_teller

Nov 12, 2008 6:41PM

Gents, do yourself a favor and enjoy today's WS.

http://www.wallstrip.com/2008/11/12/the-female-health-company-fhc/

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Entry: Morgan Stanley's Priorities

posted by bank_teller

Nov 19, 2008 2:30PM

hey, what was up with all the denigration of bank tellers in this prior post? i had nothing to do with that conversation and wasn't even around to defend myself, and i think i might take offense. (ref http://dealbreaker.com/2008/11/john-mack-birthday-boy.php)

that being said, i would still rub your feet after a long day, bess.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.08

posted by bank_teller

Nov 19, 2008 5:28PM

delish

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.21.08

posted by bank_teller

Nov 21, 2008 6:54PM

http://www.wallstrip.com/2008/11/21/wheres-my-bailout/

What's that on her left hand ring finger?!? She's never had that before. I feel sick. Need some investigative reporting to get this figured out.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.26.08

posted by bank_teller

Nov 26, 2008 12:43PM

Happy firstgiving!

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Entry: Dick Fuld Felt (choose one: physical, emotional, overly-dramatic, fabricated) Pain When He Had To Fire Joe Gregory

posted by bank_teller

Dec 01, 2008 2:37PM

i'm going straight to the xword puzzle in my nymag tonight since these cliffs notes are only about a bazillion times more awesome than the real thing could ever be.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 12.03.08

posted by bank_teller

Dec 03, 2008 9:40AM

I picture Goldman as a mischievious badger... like a shapeshifter, or a changeling... like that guy, you ever hear of that tv show Manimal?

Also, GS already has this so-called "internet banking" and they're really just figuring out how to take away the valuable parts so they only give the dregs to the plebs on the street.

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Entry: Here's Hoping You Can Keep This Sort Of Thing Up As A Bank Holding Company

posted by bank_teller

Dec 03, 2008 11:40AM

maybe dec 2009 perhaps?

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Entry: Opening Bell: 12.04.08

posted by bank_teller

Dec 04, 2008 9:31AM

the holiday party is: ON

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Entry: The Powerful, Powerless

posted by bank_teller

Dec 05, 2008 3:29PM

Evelyn used to come to GS shareholder meetings and continuously call Hank Paulson by his real name, Henry. He hated that.

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Entry: CNBC: John Thain Will Not Receive Bonus This Year

posted by bank_teller

Dec 08, 2008 4:35PM

those signs above the doorway are JT's grades

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Entry: Laid Off? Sober?

posted by bank_teller

Dec 10, 2008 4:48PM

hey single ladies, don't all line up at once!

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: CS

posted by bank_teller

Dec 11, 2008 10:09AM

sucks to get laid off 3 wks before the new year when the payment would be taxed at a much lower bracket.

oh well!

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Entry: A Little Perspective

posted by bank_teller

Dec 15, 2008 2:07PM

beth, have you seen this one yet?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12152008/photos/bus0e.jpg

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Entry: Caption Contest Monday

posted by bank_teller

Dec 15, 2008 3:35PM

Walk 12 paces west of the large patch of fescue that looks like it shouldn't be there, then 2 feet past the waterline during low tide on the longest day of the year. Buried in three sealed plastic bags, that's where you'll find the money.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 12.16.08

posted by bank_teller

Dec 16, 2008 9:41AM

@8 -- they go to the same temple

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: JPM

posted by bank_teller

Feb 26, 2009 7:07PM

i hate you guys.

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Entry: Opening Bell: 02.27.09

posted by bank_teller

Feb 27, 2009 9:47AM

Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.