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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 6:09PM

I will be attending this event and posting live updates representing the "assumption-making leverage-and-coke-loving incapable-of-thinking-outside-the-box extraordinarily-narrow-minded-and-sadly-all-too-typical wall street drone" set. This should be good.

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 6:37PM

For starters he has dealbreaker on his blurb sheet under "featured in"

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 6:45PM

There is decent turnout, the burritos are half sized (if that) so I feel a little misled. In any case, I'm leaving them for the poor college kids who need to save up to buy into tim's trading ideas, think how many shares in penny stocks they can buy with the 8 bucks they are saving!

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 6:53PM

One of the people here said, "wow, you're famous!" And he started to pretty much glow, then he nimbly ran up the stairs and ended up tripping (much like his first fund-he fell about 1/3rd towards hitting the ground) but not getting hurt (also unlike his fund)

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 6:59PM

No, his wardrobe is remarkably similar to his competing funds strategys wardrobe-he looks homeless. That being said, he fits in with the crowd of degenerite freshmen.

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 7:07PM

No-the stairs symbolised failure

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 7:31PM

"My whole life has been bottom of the barrel"
He gives girls that he dates ticker symbols-must be otc
He also paid ugly girls to take notes for him in college. Probably the same girls he dated. Id FAT

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 7:45PM

Life lesson a la timmy: don't trade drunk or high-you'll see stock patterns where they don't exist"
Hello borat "very" nice joke. Refers to himself in the third person.

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Entry: Worth It For The Burrito?

posted by bjohns

Apr 28, 2008 8:22PM

Quotable quotes
"The week of the Asian tsunami was the best week of my life"
"Don't trust anyone on wallstreet"
"The SEC should be beheded"
He's offering his dvd for 300 bucks-
On to the questions-
Indicators for covering a trade-he covers quick.
Fav research method-looks at yahoo.com for "big gainers"
Why negative on visa? Simplistic view to be long visa-question valuation-but he prefers fake companies.
Wow-guy nails him- aren't you just lucky. Blames sec doesn't answer the question in the least.
His mom cleaned apatment and does his laundry he is "a spoiled jew".
Personal effect of losses cuz his friends and family invested in fund. He has strained relationships. He answers this question well.
I'm thinking on shorting his dvds. I'm definently short TIM and his OTC girls.