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Entry: Laid Off Watch: AQR
posted by dorothy
Nov 13, 2008 4:18AM
not mine. guess you're such a jerk you don't know what an apology is. if it was my website, i probably wouldn't have made the mistake of hitting the button a few time. i hope the minute you make a mistake a shitload of people make fun of you and tell you to f off. your mother would not be proud of what you said to me. have a great nite and don't have a stroke tomorrow. love to all. alljobsearch is a good engine, too. hahaha. bet you're fuming now.
Entry: Laid Off Watch: AQR
posted by dorothy
Nov 14, 2008 2:59PM
116 i LOVE LOVE LOVE you! well said. well placed. and remember, these hedge fund guys live in upper hedgistan (greenwich, ct.) with lower hedgistan being manhattan. (that one guy who testified yesterday w/an italian last name has a room for his pet pig in his manhattan apt. )
and the rest of us just hafta slog along and look for work wherever we can find it! there are 2 websites that deal w/6 figure jobs (one called 6figure jobs, i think, and the other is the ladders). you can find all that stuff and laugh at http://www.iget2work.com
meanwhile, keep up the banter! it's VERY amusing! thx for the laughs. oh. and people who post multiple times....it's just cuz the response time to post is sluggish. i did it the first time and several assholes jumped down my computer and insulted me. i am sorry you got stuck like i did. mistakes happen. :)
don't let those potty mouthed bastards grind you down!
Entry: Pink Slip For Uncle Vik?
posted by dorothy
Nov 17, 2008 2:18AM
yes. then he'll be the un-employee of the month on http://www.iget2work.com
which will be funny..... as is guessing what brad pitt's first job was.
at least he didn't have a special room for a pig in his manhattan apartment like that other ceo who went up in front of congress. what was his name again? the guy w/the little round glasses...italian name?
they should ALL be un-employees.
Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: Morgan Stanley
posted by dorothy
Nov 19, 2008 12:35PM
it's gonna be a tough christmas/channukah/kwanza.
to make you laugh while you look for work, go to the 6 figure jobs listing or the ladders listing on this hilarious site:
http://www.iget2work.com
if you don't find a job, at least you'll be laughing at stuff that's not stoopid.
52,000 yesterday....100,000 tomorrow.
too many 'zeros'!
Entry: How Serious The November Jobs News Is(n't)
posted by dorothy
Dec 06, 2008 4:12AM
don't give up! just take a break and try to laugh. watch this site evolving. fred stoller, who i love, just made a video for these guys! he does a 'rant' about not having a job. it's a good laugh in the middle of a shitstorm! :)
http://www.iget2work.com
they're hilarious!
Entry: Caption Contest Friday
posted by dorothy
Dec 06, 2008 4:14AM
i'm gonna fake my death, like ken lay did!
Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: CNBC
posted by dorothy
Dec 06, 2008 4:52AM
donny deutsch had the big paycheck. which is why he's been 86'd. the revolution is coming and overpaid tv peeps will be O-U-T. go watch some funny stuff on the internet and for the 1.9 million people outta work....you can do both on: http://www.iget2work.com
oh. and my broker's new joke: do you want your broth with or without salt?
which is why donny deutsch will be on the bread lines like the rest of us!
Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: BAC
posted by dorothy
Jan 26, 2009 12:20AM
loggerheads vs. lagerheads! that's HILARIOUS!!!
i think cubicle guy (who's hilarious) on my favorite site
...is one of the 80%, NOT the guys who get channukah gifts from Madoff in the mail w/secret bank accounts in Cayman.
my industry is getting decimated, too. it's only gonna get worse. that's why we need to LAUGH while we all look for other work. except for the outsource guys who are busy correcting racial slurs while THEY work and we're on unemployment!
When people cheer for a firing, you KNOW you're working for Beelzebub.
Entry: Layoffs Watch '09: A Dissenting View
posted by dorothy
Apr 30, 2009 10:39PM
you know, take it to HUMOR instead of vitriol.
wow. what venom in these comments.
try http://www.iget2work.com
check out their unemployed quilt or laugh at a few jokes while LOOKING FOR WORK instead of being so .... well, just see the comments above. good nite all. good luck! and chek out that site....it's funny.
Entry: UBS Encouraging Incoming Class To Show Up Late For Work
posted by dorothy
May 06, 2009 5:20PM
hahahaha. on 1250 a month, i'm sure you'll find 'em vlogging or blogging. at that age, they'll have at least 18 jobs in their lifetime. or maybe they'll end up here: http://www.iget2work.com/quilt/default.aspx
the unemployed video quilt. they'll get their 'whine' on. ya think?
Entry: Blow A Sad Trombone For Business Schools Across The Country
posted by dorothy
May 12, 2009 3:58PM
kids today will have at least 18 jobs in their lifetime so maybe it's best not to be obsessed with being a business tycoon after graduating business school. many kids go to business school to open, say, a yoga facility and use their business prowess to make a success of their yoga dreams.
entrepreneurs and out of work biz kids will like this site cuz it's young and funny! http://www.iget2work.com
Entry: Maria Bartiromo Claims She "Never Believed In The Green Shoots"
posted by dorothy
Jun 22, 2009 3:51PM
There won't be any "Green Shoots" until we GAIN 100k jobs per month. Period. At that level, we are treading water. Even tho unemployment slowed down a bit last month, most people are scared shitless. unemployed humor: http://www.iget2work.com
or just stop listening to people like maria.
Entry: Caption Contest Friday: Anyone Missing An Intern?
posted by dorothy
Aug 01, 2009 7:40PM
that' by HBO, right? 42nd street? early submission for fashion week?
Entry: Presented Without Comment
posted by dorothy
Aug 11, 2009 7:26PM
brilliant! (including #2's comment)
success defined by albert einstein in the form of an equation: http://www.iget2work.com
Entry: Shia LaBeouf Gets Mom, Ass
posted by dorothy
Aug 26, 2009 3:09PM
you guys are hilarious! i especially liked the link to the article about the thai film festival. i can NOT believe that people might go to jail for life for this silliness. and meanwhile, all your suggestions are amusing me NO END> thanks for an awesome wednesday read you guys!
Entry: Breaking: Jim Simons To Retire From Rentec At Year-End
posted by dorothy
Oct 08, 2009 11:47PM
he's taking time off to smoke his e-cigarette.
Entry: Andy And Mark Madoff Sued On Grounds That They Are Complete Morons
posted by dorothy
Oct 08, 2009 11:53PM
they stink more than any fish every could.
Entry: Government Takes Over Fannie And Freddie!
DealBreaker Weekend Edition
posted by dorothy
Nov 12, 2008 10:55PM
hahahaha! you guys are hilarious! to see a funny spoof on fannie mae you gotta see fanny mae feelgood! the outta work ceo on http://www.iget2work.com
she doesn't have a clue ... neither does paulson. and the scariest thing was greenspan testifying in front of the senate saying that 'he doesn't understand what's happening to the stock market.' now THAT's frightening! enjoy some laughs at that site! it's funny.