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Entry: Investment Banking Discount Window Will Remain Open Until 2009, At Least
posted by hedge
Jul 30, 2008 10:50AM
... and the financials are up. I question the sanity of anyone who views this as a sign of improvement/stability.
Entry: Investment Banking Discount Window Will Remain Open Until 2009, At Least
posted by hedge
Jul 30, 2008 12:15PM
to #17: What about a Steak & Ale bailout? I want Treasury-backed Prime Rib Tuesdays!
Entry: Mortgage Spreads Blowing Out Toward March Levels
posted by hedge
Aug 14, 2008 5:34PM
He's givlomh with you guys. Tr;sc.
Entry: Pssst...Have You Heard There's A Hiring Freeze At Merrill Lynch?
posted by hedge
Aug 15, 2008 10:37AM
John's blog was clearly about Bess deserving her due credit, not DB scooping the MSM. Criticize much?
Entry: Opening Bell: 8.20.08
posted by hedge
Aug 20, 2008 9:49AM
CNBC is reporting that the Freddie guys are at the Treasury this morning, inquiring as to how a potential bailout would occur and what would be involved.
Isn't that like going to your doctor to ask about "your friend" who has herpes?
Entry: Madoff Was Huge Massage Parlor Fan, Says Secretary
posted by hedge
May 06, 2009 8:46AM
The fucker doesn't even wash his hands?
Entry: New Arrival
posted by hedge
Jun 01, 2009 12:38PM
I assume (hope?) you know there is a return key on your keyboard and you'll make use of it in the future...
/sigh
Entry: JPMorgan Doing Everything They Can To De-TARP
posted by hedge
Jun 01, 2009 5:39PM
First Deadspin, now DB. My workday has gone TU.
Entry: We've Rallied Over 40%- So Now What?
posted by hedge
Jun 01, 2009 6:13PM
We've been fucked with.
Questions ending with periods, a total lack of paragraph breaks, cliche-riddled statements...
We've been fucked with.
Entry: Red Bull's Secret Ingredient Not So Secret Any More
posted by hedge
Jun 03, 2009 12:55PM
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Entry: The SEC Is Back, And This Time They're Serious
posted by hedge
Jun 04, 2009 12:42PM
@7: QFT.
Greg RN, heed 7's advice. No one comes to DB for this shit.
Entry: One More Question For Jon Finger To Ask To Ken Lewis
posted by hedge
Jun 05, 2009 11:54AM
"This seems to be an interesting choice given BAC's recent history.
Curl's primary role at BAC was as a dealmaker and can claim such successes as overseeing both the Merrill and Countrywide purchases."
^^ That right there's a paragraph break. Well done, Gregory.

Entry: "JPMorgan, NYFED To Provide Financing To Bear Stearns"
posted by hedge
Mar 14, 2008 10:34AM
Good news Citi... you're no longer the butt of *all* our jokes.