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Entry: "JPMorgan, NYFED To Provide Financing To Bear Stearns"

posted by hedge

Mar 14, 2008 10:34AM

Good news Citi... you're no longer the butt of *all* our jokes.

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Entry: Investment Banking Discount Window Will Remain Open Until 2009, At Least

posted by hedge

Jul 30, 2008 10:50AM

... and the financials are up. I question the sanity of anyone who views this as a sign of improvement/stability.

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Entry: Investment Banking Discount Window Will Remain Open Until 2009, At Least

posted by hedge

Jul 30, 2008 12:15PM

to #17: What about a Steak & Ale bailout? I want Treasury-backed Prime Rib Tuesdays!

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Entry: Mortgage Spreads Blowing Out Toward March Levels

posted by hedge

Aug 14, 2008 5:34PM

He's givlomh with you guys. Tr;sc.

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Entry: Pssst...Have You Heard There's A Hiring Freeze At Merrill Lynch?

posted by hedge

Aug 15, 2008 10:37AM

John's blog was clearly about Bess deserving her due credit, not DB scooping the MSM. Criticize much?

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Entry: Opening Bell: 8.20.08

posted by hedge

Aug 20, 2008 9:49AM

CNBC is reporting that the Freddie guys are at the Treasury this morning, inquiring as to how a potential bailout would occur and what would be involved.

Isn't that like going to your doctor to ask about "your friend" who has herpes?

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Entry: Madoff Was Huge Massage Parlor Fan, Says Secretary

posted by hedge

May 06, 2009 8:46AM

The fucker doesn't even wash his hands?

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Entry: New Arrival

posted by hedge

Jun 01, 2009 12:38PM

I assume (hope?) you know there is a return key on your keyboard and you'll make use of it in the future...

/sigh

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Entry: JPMorgan Doing Everything They Can To De-TARP

posted by hedge

Jun 01, 2009 5:39PM

First Deadspin, now DB. My workday has gone TU.

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Entry: We've Rallied Over 40%- So Now What?

posted by hedge

Jun 01, 2009 6:13PM

We've been fucked with.

Questions ending with periods, a total lack of paragraph breaks, cliche-riddled statements...

We've been fucked with.

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Entry: Red Bull's Secret Ingredient Not So Secret Any More

posted by hedge

Jun 03, 2009 12:55PM

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

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Entry: The SEC Is Back, And This Time They're Serious

posted by hedge

Jun 04, 2009 12:42PM

@7: QFT.

Greg RN, heed 7's advice. No one comes to DB for this shit.

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Entry: One More Question For Jon Finger To Ask To Ken Lewis

posted by hedge

Jun 05, 2009 11:54AM

"This seems to be an interesting choice given BAC's recent history.

Curl's primary role at BAC was as a dealmaker and can claim such successes as overseeing both the Merrill and Countrywide purchases."

^^ That right there's a paragraph break. Well done, Gregory.