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Entry: Opening Bell: 8.28.08
posted by hedgehog
Aug 28, 2008 10:16AM
The charts on the monetary density of things should be bar graphs... no idea why he's trying to infer a trend between arbitrarily chosen shit.
Entry: Shabat Shalom from Wharton
posted by hedgehog
Sep 05, 2008 4:48PM
wtf... this was about as interesting as a cover letter
Entry: Lehman: Heavy Call Volume
posted by hedgehog
Sep 12, 2008 4:56PM
Dammit Carney! You made me panic and look up LEH's option chain when I saw that headline
Entry: Lehman: Heavy Call Volume
posted by hedgehog
Sep 12, 2008 5:21PM
@39 Really? That was the best thing you came up with? I'll give you another 10 minutes. I KNOW you can do better than that!
Entry: I Need A Moment To Vent
posted by hedgehog
Sep 17, 2008 7:02PM
omg... bess, will you marry me?
Entry: "Nationalized."
posted by hedgehog
Sep 18, 2008 10:12AM
mass firings are "restructurings". "downsizing" would be way too drastic.
Entry: "ETF Land Is Broken"
posted by hedgehog
Sep 24, 2008 12:15PM
#1 I don't follow - the ultrashort EFTs are constructed from a swap on the underlying's return. How would a special dividend result in them suddenly being positively correlated?
Entry: To Kill List Released
posted by hedgehog
Sep 29, 2008 8:23PM
bess-- you are going to have the secret service up your ass for this post. not that i wouldn't pay obscene amounts of money to see that happen, but i thought you should be prepared
Entry: Presented Without Comment: 48 Hours of Crisis Photography
posted by hedgehog
Sep 30, 2008 3:04PM
i don't get it
Entry: Inability To Lie, Conceal Seen As Detrimental To Public Firms
posted by hedgehog
Oct 02, 2008 10:36AM
"The least you people can do is authorize the use of the [totalbullshit] tag in xBML, then, right?"
HAH!! Awesome.
Entry: Rose City Archery Will Not Have Its Integrity Impugned
posted by hedgehog
Oct 02, 2008 6:26PM
Off topic:
Anyone think Schwartzman would want a pair of these?
Entry: Nursing The Hedge Fund Managers Back To Health
posted by hedgehog
Oct 10, 2008 12:17PM
kissing booth with bess?
Entry: Dealbreaker Contest: No Rest For The Wicked
posted by hedgehog
Oct 27, 2008 12:04PM
How am I supposed to guess without the opening bell??
Entry: No More Than The President Of The United States
posted by hedgehog
Jan 30, 2009 7:17PM
"I propose we institute a temporary "efficiency in government court" empowered to enforce pay for performance in the executive branch."
HAHAHAHAHHA! Brilliant.
Entry: Goldman Forces Employees To Poke On Their Own Time
posted by hedgehog
Aug 22, 2008 3:14PM
@5 How have facebook insiders been liquidating their shares?? Do you have some insider tip on a VC/PE firm buying up the employees' stakes??